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How social media is eclipsing books

ColumnDecember 5, 2018
Teenagers, adults spent more time on social media than reading books, magazines, newspapers The year is 2018, and no matter where we are, it’s quite a common sight to see people immersed in their virtual universes on their cellphones. Whether it’s at a café or even a family gathering, social interactions have been somewhat replaced […]

Humor: Unitrans B Line miraculously arrives on time during peak hours

HumorDecember 3, 2018
Probably the most shocking thing to come out of this year so far In a freak accident of inexplicable proportions, the Unitrans B Line arrived at the Memorial Union perfectly on time during the 1 p.m. bus rush today. “I don’t know how to describe what it’s like to get here on time for once,” […]

Cartoon: Desperate Measures

HumorDecember 3, 2018
Written by: Rosey Morearty  — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA

HumorDecember 3, 2018
The devil went down to Wellman 2 For one student, getting the grades they need for grad school wasn’t a matter of hard work. Instead, it was a matter of besting the King of Air himself in a series of traditional duels: the usual good ole fashioned Satanic chess match, banjo duel and game of […]

U.S. treatment of migrants a national embarrassment

EditorialNovember 30, 2018
Migrants should be met with open arms, not tear gas Tensions between the Trump administration and the sensationalized migrant caravan developed into a violent clash on Nov. 25, when migrants gathered to peacefully protest the U.S.’s monthslong waitlist for asylum requests. Frustrated and desperate, a few hundred migrants — including women with small children — […]

Cartoon: Learning An Instrument

HumorNovember 30, 2018
Written by: GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu

Humor: MAGA for the Win! California fires actually started by brave pro-Trump activist to protest “poor forest management”

HumorNovember 30, 2018
Now that’s how you do the First Amendment! Recent reports revealed that the wildfires that devastated towns like Pleasure, California were not, in fact, caused by climate change or poor forest management — they were actually started by a brave pro-Trump activist as a form of protest against California’s poor forest management. The heroic activist, […]

Gerrymandering undermines American voters and threatens the future of the country

ColumnNovember 30, 2018
Republicans have used gerrymandering to sway elections for the past decade While the most recent midterm elections yielded results that some would ecstatically call a “blue wave,” the lack of House seats picked up by Democrats in states like North Carolina and Wisconsin underscores the use of gerrymandering to sway elections — a benefit primarily […]

California fire relief doesn’t end with containment

EditorialNovember 28, 2018
Students, faculty, staff should unite to support relief effort When officials announced on Nov. 25 that the Camp Fire in Butte County was 100 percent contained, California seemed to exhale a sigh of relief as smokey skies began to clear and air conditions returned to normal. Though the parts of our state that surround the […]

Humor: Playground installs another “toy” for kids to hurt themselves on

HumorNovember 28, 2018
“It worked for the French revolutionaries, not sure why it won’t work here” Most people look at the city council’s recent decision with disgust. And I ask you: why? Is it because of your preconceived notions about what counts as childhood “play?” If we are to train our next generation of soldier-good-boys properly, we must […]