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Humor: “Since when were there so many women?” says man suddenly overwhelmed by women speaking

HumorFebruary 4, 2018
I had no idea there were so many women Dear Editor-In-Chief of The California Aggie, I have one simple question for the folks who run your paper: Where did all of these women come from all of a sudden? I mean in the most literal sense. I had no idea there were more women than […]

Questioning the banality of Trump’s Russia investigation

ColumnFebruary 4, 2018
Interesting stories are out there — but this process isn’t one of them If there’s one question that perfectly condensed the presidency of Donald Trump into a nutshell, it would be this: why? Head-scratching blunders, including the infamous “covfefe” tweet, are mixed with more pressing concerns like name-calling that increasingly erode the president’s credibility. In […]

Humor: The hardest establishments to give up after you’ve decided you’re anti-establishment

HumorFebruary 4, 2018
You’re going to want to cut up your Starbucks gold member card after this one I’m guessing by now you’ve probably learned about the dangers of capitalism, as I myself learned about briefly when I momentarily stopped online shopping at Urban Outfitters in class to listen to what my professor actually had to say. This […]

Grade-curving: The slippery slope of academic assessment

ColumnFebruary 4, 2018
It’s self-defeating and disadvantageous — but we still count on it every time It’s midterms week and grade curving is at the forefront of many students’ minds. It’s common after a difficult exam to hear the sigh of a spent student and their silent (or maybe noisy) plea to the grade gods: “I hope there’s […]

Time’s up, Woody Allen

ColumnFebruary 1, 2018
In the era of #MeToo, the defense of the “artistic genius” no longer suffices It’s been over 20 years since Woody Allen was accused by Dylan Farrow, his then-seven-year-old adopted daughter, of sexual abuse. Although Allen was never charged and has vehemently rejected the notion that he molested her, Farrow, now 32, has penned several […]

Let’s stop shying away from talking about periods

ColumnFebruary 1, 2018
Menstruation continues to be a taboo topic — yet it’s central to women’s lives We’ve all heard of “the little red friend,” “shark week,” “lady business” — but why do we shy away from properly addressing menstruation? After all, it occurs in approximately half of the world’s population. Despite our forward-thinking, incredibly liberal era, few […]

Humor: Man vastly prefers being called “one beefy boy” over “husky”

HumorFebruary 1, 2018
One bold student is sick of the fashion industry’s labels, is taking a stand When I was a little girl, I was super round. I wasn’t the cute round, though; I was more so just the inconvenient, Augustus-Gloop-from-Willy-Wonka round. Every summer, my mom would order me a new one piece bathing suit from a sad […]

A welcome increase in ASUCD candidates

EditorialFebruary 1, 2018
The Editorial Board hopes for comparable increase in voter turnout This past week, 32 people qualified as candidates for the upcoming 2018 ASUCD Winter Elections for various student government positions. This is a stark contrast to the 2017 Fall Elections, when six senatorial candidates ran unopposed. Four executive tickets and 24 senatorial candidates will be […]

MLB benches Chief Wahoo

EditorialFebruary 1, 2018
Other teams should follow suit in eliminating offensive mascots Major League Baseball announced on Jan. 29 that, starting in 2019, Chief Wahoo, a buck-toothed caricature of Native Americans that doubles as the mascot for the Cleveland Indians, will cease to appear on the team’s uniforms. In a statement to The New York Times, Rob Manfred, […]

Humor: Jesus Christ cancels resurrection due to protesters

HumorJanuary 30, 2018
Father and Son talk it out A strange object descending from the sky was initially thought to be Jesus Christ, but after further investigation was determined to be an ICBM from North Korea headed straight toward the White House. While many people wish it would’ve hit successfully, others were concerned that the extreme radiation and […]

Mexican-American stereotypes in film

ColumnJanuary 30, 2018
How Hollywood has repeatedly circulated the same stereotypes and clichés Movies are brilliant inventions, but because they tend to be depictions of reality, we as spectators also believe that they’re reflections of everyday life and people. For example, in the 1940s and ‘50s, when Hollywood directors first made films about Mexican people, they used stereotypes […]

Guest: Dear Chancellor May — It’s time for ICA to stop playing games with student fees

GuestJanuary 30, 2018
Student fees continue to pay for sports that UC Davis doesn’t offer anymore Dear Chancellor Gary May, The news that UC Davis will once again offer a 15th women’s intercollegiate sport is welcome indeed. But there’s a history that must inform what ultimately will be your decision on which sport to add, why and whether […]