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Everyday events in the Death Star

HumorOctober 31, 2017
By: Elliot White   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.

Humor: Trump’s plan to end homelessness and poverty: legalized cannibalism

HumorOctober 31, 2017
Trump issues 32nd executive order of the month Donald Trump, POTUS, or, as he calls himself, “Poitus,” has issued a royal decree to end homelessness and hunger through legalized cannibalism — a dynamic and progressive approach that he believes will clean up the streets. “I don’t see why these problems took so long to get […]

Humor: UC Davis to improve dorm life by pushing Cuarto somewhere else

HumorOctober 30, 2017
Just when you thought campus couldn’t get any better After much heated debate, UC Davis has decided that it will complete the construction of Cuarto Area by doing the exact opposite — not completing it and pushing it somewhere else. “Yeah, we thought about not doing anything with the property, considering there’s technically nothing wrong […]

Guest: Wildfires ravage California as climate apocalypse looms

GuestOctober 30, 2017
Lawmakers continue to turn a blind eye despite glaring climate changes The smell of sulfur and burned metal hung in the air last week as ash rained down on search crews and cadaver dogs. So far 13 people have been identified out of the 42 confirmed dead — resulting in the deadliest week for California […]

Perspective in Politics: Can we fix polarization?

ColumnOctober 30, 2017
Appealing to diverse moral values is vital to uniting people Polarization in politics affects not just discussions in Washington and Sacramento, but also those at the dinner tables of ordinary families. It seems common for people of differing opinions to speak right past one another when they talk. When opinions voiced are based in values […]

Humor: Extremely unpatriotic person kneels to tie their shoes

HumorOctober 30, 2017
Get up off that knee and respect the troops, a-hole Content warning: This story contains sexual content and profanity.    Dear reader, Now I don’t know if you’ve heard of Colin KaperDICK, or maybe one of these other darn fangled “footballers,” but wait till I tell you about them. They were disrespecting the Founding Fathers […]

Humor: What to wear to office hours

HumorOctober 29, 2017
Attire that says you care If you’re a student who has ever been to office hours, you probably haven’t put much thought into what you were wearing. You probably showed up in whatever outfit you designed to sustain you in the three different climates you experience in a day at Davis. However, I urge you […]

Failing to reach the World Cup reveals questions about America’s winning ways

ColumnOctober 29, 2017
In a country so used to winning, what does losing to minor nations say about our national character? If you missed the final whistle amid all the natural disaster coverage and political scandals, the U.S. men’s national soccer team lost in devastating fashion to a set of 11 players from a country many Americans would […]

Don’t be trashy: Recycle

EditorialOctober 28, 2017
UC launches #MyLastTrash campaign to reduce waste Alongside global and state efforts to combat pollution, the University of California has implemented the #MyLastTrash campaign. This campaign brings attention to the overall UC goal of zero waste by 2020. So far, 69 percent of waste from the universities has been diverted from landfills by recycling and […]

Humor: Silo chicken strips now made with 25 percent less capitalism

HumorOctober 26, 2017
Without Carl’s Jr., UC Davis gets some #fresh strips With the recent renovations of the Silo, several changes were made to the food supplied there. Recipes were altered to cater to the new independence that UC Davis feels by slapping in Spokes Grill in place of Carl’s Jr. and Pizza Hut — and the students […]

Tuition hikes should not support exorbitant pensions

EditorialOctober 26, 2017
$26 million of new tuition increase to fund pensions The University of California system has seen a 2.5 percent tuition hike this fall after the UC Board of Regents voted in January to raise tuition for the first time since 2011. While gradual tuition increases are necessary over time, these new funds are grossly going […]

Cartoon: UC Davis finds new way to make Gunrock relevant to students

HumorOctober 24, 2017
By: Elliot White   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.