Opinion

“The two best days in a man’s life are the day he buys a bus and the day he sells his bus.” I learned this line from an old friend, a crafty conman who somehow, even after telling me this, convinced me to take care of his 1968 junker while he chased a yoga teacher to New York. Despite my better judgment, I agreed to help him, and the bus became a 40,000 pound relic of the destructive, unsustainable lifestyle I lived at the time.

ASUCD Senator Eli Yani, who was elected by the student body about 10 weeks ago, will graduate in June. This means that he will abandon his term 18 weeks early, a plan he chose not to disclose during his campaign.

It was a great pleasure to discover the response of Rob Olson to my previous opinion, “Now or never,” because it means that at least one person took the time to read what I wrote and cared enough to write an answer.

Your few years of study will come to an end here. You’re all set to get that freshly-minted degree of yours.

This Monday the lives of New Yorkers were changed forever with a mind-infiltrating advertising scheme that is sure to revolutionize the industry.

I’ve been growing my hair since February, 2010. That’s almost 15 consecutive months without a haircut, which is around 450 straight days or roughly 20 bottles of conditioner and a handful of broken hair bands.

Attention honeygirls: Feeling depressed? Is the weight of the world on those dainty, hardworking shoulders? Well, besides popping pills and taking breathers, there may be a different way for you to calm the hell down. A different, sexier way.

When’s the last time you were at the Buehler Alumni and Visitors Center? If you’re like most students, it was probably back when you were a fresh-faced high schooler visiting Davis with your parents. But, the building next to the Mondavi Center houses more than tour guides. Next time you stop by Buehler, you just might land a new job or internship.

Dominic Gutierrez’s internet was turned off last month, after campus copyright officials found his IP address had illegally shared a Justin Bieber song.

It’s time for UC Davis administrators to proactively advocate and do whatever is possible to allow the Domes community to remain on site until a long-term plan has been developed.

When I tell people that I don’t like coffee or tea, they look at me strangely. Next, I tell them that I don’t drink caffeine. They usually look at me like I am from some cult tribe of hippies living on an uncharted island.

Ask people about their 21st birthday and their answers will run the gamut from tame to memorable to flat-out rambunctious.