Opinion

I would like to share the discomfort I have with the recent experiences I have witnessed with the Cal Aggie Hosts on the UC Davis campus.

There’s entirely too much sex happening on this campus.

In many ways, humans are de-evolving, or adapting to habits that serve little benefit.

I had a discussion section this quarter, where, on the first day, we were supposed to tell the class something we liked to do. Of course, all that could come to my mind was, “Hi. My name is Lena and I like to drink.” When my turn came around, I managed to mumble something about liking to go running, making me look like some sort of exercise freak who lives huddled under one of the awnings outside the ARC. And I’m sure these people exist, because when I go to the ARC I see the same people every time. They must live there. There is no other explanation. Anyway, instead of ranting on the imperfections of college students, this week I’ll be talking social dynamics at our local gym.

The average Davisite owns 2.1 bicycles, according to an informal Davis Wiki census. This average is pushed up because of bike ministers like myself who own too many bikes than appear logical. I own at all times at least 10 bicycles, and have at times owned 35 or more. While I could pool my money in one or two bicycles, what’s the fun in that? Please let me proceed to defend my decadence and offer a primer on vehicle purpose: Each of my 10 bicycles is necessary for specific activities in a low-automobile lifestyle.

A recent Public Records Act request revealed a formalized Student Activism Team (SAT), a group of UC Davis administrators in charge of monitoring campus protests.

Those who know, have played for or have consistently been around Gary Stewart are aware that the UC Davis men’s basketball program lost a tremendous asset last week when he stepped down from his role as head coach.

Putting your children to bed with stories about what you could have been and what kinds of opportunities you missed earlier in your lifetime is terrible.

While we appreciate having our efforts regarding Tipsy Taxi service improvements recognized in coverage by the newspaper, we feel that the editorial board might have given us too much credit.

Rob Olson’s April 5 column “The Israel Question” touched on some interesting points.

Editor’s note: This column may contain spoilers from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

I tried to avoid it. Really, I did – for as long as I could muster.