Opinion

The complaint filed last week against the recent ASUCD election’s results has left much of the student body confused and demoralized.The complaint came in lieu of hard line L.E.A.D supporters‘ and non-L.E.A.D rabble rousers‘ claims that technical failures compromised the election’s outcome.They say Joe Chatham and Chris Dietrich are not theirpresident andvice president because the said failures violated the ASUCD Constitution’s Bill of Rights#6by disenfranchising the student body.

Sometimes I’m amazed at the number of lies we tell throughout our daily lives.I’m talking about big lies (“I really need this class to be a P/NP class because I have Chlamydia and that really impedes my ability to study aboutnutrition“),white lies (“I’m sure the only reason why he’s not calling is because he’s so busythinking about calling!”) and even small lies you tell yourself while crying at night (“I will find someone who loves me,I will.I’m not going to die alone,not like last time“).

For a little more than10months out of the year,the UC Davis student body viewsASUCD as practically invisible. Granted,when a student needs a way to get to campus they’ll hitch a ride with Unitrans,or if they’re desperate for a bite to eat they may stop in at theCoho.However,even the most loyal patrons to these units will tell you that when it comes down to the daily grind of student government,they simply don’t give a damn.

OnWednesday,sophomore biomedical engineering student Reynaldo Rodriguez filed a formal complaint against the ASUCD Elections Committee. This complaint was filed in response tothe Winter2009ASUCD elections.A malfunction on the campus Central Authentication System prevented students from voting between the hours of6:30to10p.m.on Feb.19.

On Thursday, the ASUCD Senate showed that it doesn’t know how to say “thank you.” After closing the session on the elections brouhaha, the senate opened discussion on an urgent Senate resolution. This mildly worded resolution thanked Chancellor Larry Vanderhoef, in light of his upcoming retirement from UC Davis chancellorship, without using overly positive language.

Last weekend,my cousin Ali came to stay with me.While I’d like to think her visit was prompted exclusively by a desire to hang out with the coolest cousin ever,I think the impetus might also have included checking out Davis as an option when she applies to college.

After attending the maelstrom of logically fallacious arguments that was last Thursday’s ASUCD Senate meeting,I’m going to treat everyone to a segment I like to call “Really?!? With Richard.“ Really,people? An aspect of technology behind the voting website stops working for three-and-a-half hours and this makes for an “unfair” election? If nobody could vote for any candidate for the same period of time,all the candidates were subject to the same conditions.Voters who were unable to vote during that time frame had an additional three-and-a-half hours the next morning.

Super Senior, A guy I met recently asked me out on a date a few weeks ago. I had a great time, but he refuses to get physically close. He hasn’t kissed me and even seems nervous if our arms accidentally touch. I can make the first move, but I don’t know how and I don’t want to; call me old fashioned. He asked me out again this week, what should I do?

ASUCD elections, though a marginal interest for over 70 percent of nonvoting students, produced relatively radical results this year.Progressive independent candidates were elected to executive office while TGIF, which by all logic should have been favored without reservation, was voted overwhelmingly against.

Something very important happened on Tuesday, but it went largely unnoticed. On the same day that we learned housing prices fell at a record pace last quarter; that the Department of Health and Human Services reported health care costs will top $8,000 per person in 2009; that Barack Obama made Bobby Jindal look like a third grader who fell off the short bus; Hilda Solis, a pro-union advocate of environmental justice and minority and women’s rights was confirmed as the Secretary of the U.S. Department of Labor.

In Rick Perlstein’s 2007 essay “What’s the Matter with College?” he laments the death of college as a catalyst for radical social change. For him, the increasing pre-professional bureaucratization of college deprives students of the creative intellectual impetus they need to renew national culture and idealism.

Word vomit (n.) – originated in Paramount’s Mean Girls, which everyone has seen whether they admit it or not. It is the act of uttering words that have floated around in your head countless times but that you would never actually dream of saying.