Opinion

Washington,D.C.is smitten. Overtwomillion people from every imaginable walk of life have made the journey to the capital to witness the swearing-in of the first African-American president.America‘s cornucopia of current problems has left American morale teetering between hope and despair,but we finally found a reason to smile.

One of the most common issues I get from my friends when they complain about their significant other is how much they hate the group of friends that come along with their girlfriend or boyfriend.In all these stories I’m told,three very common characters show up that I’d like to say a few words about,just in case you guys didn’t know about them.So let your reading capabilities take it away!

Human beings,when faced with the unpleasant prospect of the truth,will often cling to feelings of cynicism and doubt rather than admitting that they are wrong.Such was the case when Galileo first claimed the sun was the center of our solar system,or when Columbus fought the notion that the earth was flat.Despite the ignorant opposition,these men stood by their beliefs,effectively showing that one stubborn man can change the minds of millions.

Beginning fall2009,the University Writing Program will offer a20-unit Expository Writing minor. The minor will consist of four upper division writing classes and a four-unit writing internship.Courses are organized into three categories – Writing in Academic Settings,Writing in the Professions and Theory,History and Design – students take one course in each area and an additional course of their choice.

uthor’s Note:This week’s column is written from the perspective of George W.Bush if he had his own video in the ‘Unforgivable‘ series on YouTube.If you haven’t seen it,go check it out or this column will make zero sense to you. I went to Washington yesterday to get the presidency for me and my fam.Ize gonna steal it.I ain’t have no votes.

What do Britney Spears, Facebook stalking, Girl Scout cookies and Perez Hilton all have in common? They are guilty pleasures – things you would rather not admit enjoying, yet can’t help but love. I was watching “The Bachelor” the other night when I realized that this show is my guilty pleasure. For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past 7 years, don’t own a TV or simply have good taste, let me explain to you the beauty of this show.

A strange event is happening. The most powerful person on the planet for the last eight years has seemed almost powerless for a while now. President George W. Bush is almost an afterthought. He has been conspicuous by his absence. In truth, he has become irrelevant.

Soldiers of war are notpsychopathickillers – they are victims of robbery,the robbery of a human quality called empathy. With certain external forces,we have the ability to lose this basic emotion. Analyzing the Israel and Gaza conflict,I realized that the loss of empathy is the underlying cause of the controversy.My objective in this column is not to prove which side is the victim or aggressor,but to share some of my thoughts on why I think there is such a polarization of opinions in the first place.

The Recording Industry Association of America,in an attempt to further expand its influence in the world of illegal file sharing,has decided not to file lawsuits en masse against illegal file sharers.Instead,the RIAA will work closely with Internet service providers and encourage them to increase their own role in protecting music copyrights.

Although I was dead-set on writing about butterflies and daisies this week,my Johnny-Depp-with-a-beard look-alike editor kindly pointed out that there is far more to a douchebag than the mere fact that they are a douchebag,as I had outlined last week. And that’s when my last two brain cells started thinking.What makes a douchebag such a douchebag? How do you deal with said douchebags?

On Saturday December6th2008,127students from8different fraternities and4different sororities came out and cleaned up UC Davis.In a partnership between the UC Davis Interfraternity Council,Panhellenic Council,and R4Recycling Program this event oversaw the collection of65bags of material (27bags of trash,20bags of recycling,and18bags of compost),totaling654.6pounds of material (311.8lbs.of trash,167.2lbs.of recycling,and175.6lbs.of compost).The event started in the Arboretum and covered the entire campus. This was an incredible,collaborative effort that demonstrated the pride that we UC Davis students and we Greeks take in our campus and in our environment.

It’s a simple enough concept:use the human body’s own potential to renew itself to turn victims of degenerative mental and physical disease into happy and healthy outpatients. I’m talking of course about stem cell research.Despitevastly open-ended applications for stem cells,the practice is burdened to a standstill due to unfortunate controversy.Cries come from the pro-life movement that geneticists are in fact baby-butchers,violating the rights of every zygote to enjoySCHIP benefits,pay taxes and vote.