Opinion

Sometimes at2a.m.more is lost than an opportunity to buy beer.Early in the morning on New Year‘s day inOakland,of all places,a man named Oscar Grant was shot and killed at the Fruitvale BART station by BART police.Beside the fact that I was at that station15minutes before this shooting,there are a couple things you should know about the situation:

Why is it that the moment you start settling in with somebody that you’re dating,they start unleashing an inordinate amount of unknown and unattractive characteristics all of a sudden? I know both girls and guys have experienced this common phenomenon,but it’s still surprising just how downhill people can go once that whole “honeymoon period” of dating is over.

The basic principles of banking have always been a bit fuzzy to me.For almost two years,I struggled with the concept of a ledger– desperately trying to collect receipts,remember specific amountsand record it all before things got too out of hand. Unfortunately,even if I was able to successfully remember every withdrawal from my account,I was forced to rely on math skills that made even the most dimwitted calculus student look like Albert Einstein in comparison.As a result,I often resorted to breaking the proverbial laws of banking,and “writing checks my ass couldn’t cash.“

Israel is fighting a Hydra. In Greek mythology,the Hydrawas an enormous,serpent-like creature with multiple heads that could not be defeated by conventional means; if a would-be hero severed one of the heads,two more would sprout,strengthening the beast.The harder someone tried to destroy the beast,the more dangerous it became.

The unhealthy alcohol-caffeine hybrid drink,Sparks,is about to lose itsenergy.After attorneys general from several states bullied MillerCoors,Sparks‘ manufacturer,into halting production,several questions remain.

Free lift tickets. Two free season passes to Sugar Bowl. Free snowboard jackets, boots and apparel. A body-painting contest. A Greek attendance competition. The chance to be on television. That’s what it took to get a crowd of 2,378 to come to the Pavilion on Saturday to watch the UC Davis men’s basketball team host Big West Conference foe Long Beach State.

I’m not sure whether this list entry was prompted by four of the most interesting classes I’ve taken at Davis all occurring simultaneously or whether it was because of my embarrassing realization that I had never before completed every word of reading assigned to me during the week it was assigned.

The New York Times recently announced that it is now selling advertising space on its front page. The ads will be relatively small and appear below the fold. This development should be a signal to anyone who hasn’t been paying attention so far that newspapers as we know them are in trouble (much like the boat breaking in half would have beena clue to get off the Titanic).

As a seasoned flyer (32 flights since being accepted to UCD), I would like to take this opportunity to offer some valuable insight for those who are less experienced with airline travel.

Economists love food. It’s in their model goods (ice cream cones), proverbs (there’s no such thing as a free lunch) and metaphors (piece of the economic pie). This may be why I’ve been unable to convey simple truths about externalities and market failures to econ majors; I haven’t been talking enough about melamine milk and morbid obesity.

During my holiday break, I practiced one of the most valued and celebrated holiday traditions – I went shopping with friends. Being the cheap person I am, I just sat on a bench waiting for something free to fall on my lap. As I was patiently waiting, I noticed a small winter oasis localized in the mall’s hub. This garden of enchanted trees, fake snow, presentsand screaming children surrounded what is known as the almighty Mall Santa Claus.

Many enter2009disheartened by the events of late2008and they should prepare for more disappointments or,at the very least,a moment of pessimism.Ushered in is not a new vigor buta yearof uncertainty and unpredictability.We are entering the age of turbulent dissonance,a period without much precedent.