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Steal This Column

OpinionFebruary 17, 2009
Over the year and a half I’ve been writing this column,I’ve encountered a variety of different responses.Some students have been motivated by my efforts,others have been appalled by them,but so far nothing has caught me more off guard than a displeased TGIF supporter who insisted that I smell her in the middle of acrowded Coffee House breezeway.

Editorial: TGIF

OpinionFebruary 17, 2009
In addition to selecting six new ASUCD senators this week,students will also be asked to weigh in on a controversial new fee increase to establish a “Green Initiative Fund.“ If passed,the measure will require students to pay an extra$4per quarter in fees to ASUCD in order to fund a program that would give students the money to initiate sustainability projects on campus.

Editorial: ASUCD elections

OpinionFebruary 17, 2009
ASUCD senate and executive elections begin at8a.m.tomorrow and to help students make their selections,The California Aggie sat down with each senate and executive candidate to talk about the issues.

Steer this ship of fools

OpinionFebruary 13, 2009
Congressmen are inarticulate, caustic and obtuse. It’s their job, you understand. At least, the job we give them. The voter’s interpretation of what to expect of federal legislators has been set adrift from their own interests. We’ll gladly elect killers and thieves so long as they pay lip service to a few key sentiments to soothe our skepticism.

Call me cupid

OpinionFebruary 13, 2009
Well guys, tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day. And if you’re anything like most men on February 13th, you’re hopelessly without a plan and about ready to fake food poisoning.

Hayduking for hippies

OpinionFebruary 13, 2009
Late last week, while Senate Democrats were busy letting Republicans castrate an already neutered stimulus plan, I got pretty agitated. Much of our generation’s future, and the future of generations down the line, depends on this administration’s response to the recession

Variations on a Theme

OpinionFebruary 12, 2009
There were a couple of notable recent turns of events that I could have touched on this week (i.e.high-profile scandals involving one of the following:BruceSpringsteen,Chris Brown,Christian Bale or Michael Phelps),but since it’s a time-sensitive topic,I thought I’d devote my space to – surprise,surprise – Valentine’s Day!

A happy, meaningless life

OpinionFebruary 12, 2009
he religious, deists, agnostics and atheists all have trouble coming to terms with the meaninglessness of life. No matter where you stand on the spectrum, there is a troubling stigma associated with those who admit to having a meaningless life.

How the economy died

OpinionFebruary 12, 2009
Wall Street’s predicament is a lesson in overstretching limits.This is an institution that prides itself in creating wealth,moving and shaking markets,empowering people.At its very best traditions,Wall Street is a worldview – a belief that at its height,the possibilities of the human imagination are limitless.

Hey Hey Baby Baby

OpinionFebruary 12, 2009
Singles are always whining about how much they hate Valentine’s Day, but think about how bad those with the old ball and chain have it. Retailers surely get a throbbing hard-on for the 14th of Feb.; I mean, seriously, look at all the crap there is to be bought. Money can buy a lot of nookie, but it just can’t buy love.

Your vote counts!

OpinionFebruary 12, 2009
ASUCD elections are known for having low turnouts.Last year,there wasn’t concern that students did not want to fund Unitrans with a fee increase – just that under20percent (the minimum to enact a fee increase) of the student body would vote.

Freshmen Adjust

OpinionFebruary 11, 2009
A few years ago as a freshman experiencing my firstwinterquarter at Davis,I found myself writing this little piece about how thequartersystem drives people insane.