Opinion

Embrace your writing classes
ColumnDecember 7, 2023
Taking advantage of small class sizes helps develop your writing skills By CLAIRE SCHAD — cfschad@ucdavis.edu When I transferred to UC Davis last fall and realized I would need an additional writing class to fulfill my university writing requirement, I was not exactly thrilled. I had already taken two writing courses before transferring […]

Unitrans buses to be replaced with giant tandem bicycles
HumorDecember 7, 2023
Put the pedal to the metal! By AUDREY ZHANG — aurzhang@ucdavis.edu UC Davis’ title as the biking capital of California is under threat. UC Berkeley recently declared plans to open a new School of Clownery to try and consolidate all their idiots into one contained place. This year marks the completion of Berkeley’s […]

On the necessity of empathy
ColumnDecember 7, 2023
Dehumanizing our rivals cannot lead to peace By JOAQUIN WATERS —- jwat@ucdavis.edu It’s easy to make a fist. There are so many reasons to be angry. Depressingly, there seem to be more reasons with each day that passes. There is a feeling in the air — stronger with every passing year, it seems […]

Campus turkeys
CartoonDecember 7, 2023
Drawn by: Lanhui Zhen –– lazhen@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

Crystal girl may be expelled after bringing rose quartz into an exam
HumorDecember 7, 2023
All that luck is going to mess with the curve By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu One week ago, a first-year undergraduate student was reported to the Office of Student Support and Judicial Affairs for having an unfair advantage in the CHE 2A midterm exam. The anonymous report stated, “We were only allowed to […]

Don’t forget about local elections
ColumnDecember 6, 2023
Fight the polarization of local community at the ballot box By CLAIRE SCHAD — cfschad@ucdavis.edu Every four years, when the presidential election comes up, the country goes through a predictable cycle. People run to social media to encourage their friends and family to vote, many post selfies with their “I voted” stickers and […]

Aggie Math
HumorDecember 6, 2023
I don’t check my bank account because I don’t need that toxicity By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu Girl Math, a comforting concept in this money-driven, neo-capitalistic society — the idea that some purchases simply do not count. Here are some examples of Aggie Math here on the Davis Campus. Anything you purchased […]

President Joe Biden isn’t attending this year’s global climate conference
EditorialDecember 5, 2023
Leaders show their priorities by their actions — what message is the U.S. sending? By THE EDITORIAL BOARD Beginning on Nov. 30, leaders from all over the world will meet for the Conference of the Parties (COP) that is the result of a collective treaty called the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCC). […]

Midterm season
CartoonDecember 5, 2023
Drawn by: Sandhya Pfile –– sbpfile@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

‘1989 (Taylor’s Version)’ — magic, madness, heaven or sin?
ColumnDecember 5, 2023
Is it gonna be forever, or is it gonna go down in flames? By MOLLY THOMPSON — mmtthompson@ucdavis.edu Why doesn’t Taylor Swift ever “go out of style?” Is “1989 (Taylor’s Version)” a “wonderland” or “is it over now?” Is she “gonna be forever” or is she “gonna go down in flames?” With the […]

Why I love Trader Joe’s
ColumnDecember 4, 2023
The genius of TJ’s marketing strategy and some product recommendations By MAYA KORNYEYEVA — mkornyeyeva@ucdavis.edu Ah. Trader Joes. It is no understatement to say that this iconic grocery store franchise is, to me, like a beacon of light on the horizon: a place that I gravitate towards like a moth to a flame […]

Davis MoMA: Watery Night
CartoonDecember 4, 2023
‘Original: “The Starry Night” by Vincent Van Gogh’ Drawn by: Nimra Farhan –– nfarhan@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)
