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Creatively creepy artists on Youtube

ColumnDecember 4, 2023
A YouTube deep dive to give your brain the creeps   By MIAH JORDANE — mjcampos@ucdavis.edu   If you’re chronically online like me, then you often find yourself scouring YouTube looking for something new to watch. During high school, I endured a YouTube dry spell as I felt I consumed everything there was to consume. […]

Here’s how to push the human race to new heights in 2024

ColumnNovember 30, 2023
My pitch for uniting the world, boosting the economy and advancing humankind    By MALCOLM LANGE —- mslange@ucdavis.edu   Next year holds an important event and its results could upset the current world order for the next four years. This is when our country depends on us to show a united front despite our differences. […]

Davis MoMA: Melting Bikes

CartoonNovember 29, 2023
Drawn by: Nimra Farhan –– nfarhan@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

The Editorial Board meets with Chancellor Gary May, UC Davis administrators

EditorialNovember 28, 2023
May and administrators discuss Leidos involvement, campus safety measures, an academic advising overhaul and more The California Aggie’s Editorial Board met with Chancellor Gary May, Provost and Executive Vice Chancellor Mary Croughan, Associate Chancellor and Chief of Staff Karl Engelbach, Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs Pablo Reguerin, Vice Chancellor for Finance, Operations and Administration Clare […]

The fall of Chester Cheetah

CartoonNovember 28, 2023
Drawn by: Emma Lapidus –– eblapidus@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

Here’s what the Editorial Board is grateful for this Thanksgiving

EditorialNovember 23, 2023
Spoiler alert: it’s not finals season By THE EDITORIAL BOARD We’ve all heard the benefits of gratitude extolled: better sleep, less anxiety, lower levels of depression and so on. During the Thanksgiving season, gratitude is especially placed in the limelight. As an Editorial Board, we want to acknowledge that this holiday has a complex history […]

Why TikTok Shop is revolutionizing online consumerism

ColumnNovember 23, 2023
A dive into influencer marketing    By MAYA KORNYEYEVA — mkornyeyeva@ucdavis.edu   After rocketing to major success as a social media platform, TikTok recently announced the addition of TikTok Shop: an online shopping platform curated for TikTok users. The idea behind the platform is to give influencers and small businesses a way to easily market […]

The sexual tension between the G and J buses is unreal

HumorNovember 23, 2023
Seriously, get a garage   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   If you are a resident of North Davis, or have ever lived in North Davis, you have experienced the stifling sexual tension between two Unitrans bus lines, the G and the J. For a little background, the G bus transports multitudes of students to […]

Grandparent mortality rates up 50 percent during midterm season

CartoonNovember 20, 2023
Students beware, your care packages and homemade cookies may be at risk   By AUDREY ZHANG –  aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   Very real and legitimate scientists have discovered a correlation between grades and grannies. There’s a significant uptick in mortality rates amongst seniors, especially those with a grandchild in college. One very real scientist said, “It’s all […]

Let’s settle this: Which egghead is the most disturbing?

ColumnNovember 20, 2023
A definitive ranking of all the eggheads based on how bad of nightmares they induce   By MALCOLM LANGE —- mslange@ucdavis.edu   Everyone at Davis has heard of the famous eggheads. These Davis landmarks are spread throughout the East side of the UC Davis campus. Each egghead is special and expresses a fun and unique […]

Stop the stocking stuffers

ColumnNovember 17, 2023
A hate letter to the ‘Boo Basket’   By MOLLY THOMPSON  — mmtthompson@ucdavis.edu   You thought the spookiest thing that happened this October was your 8:00 a.m. Monday morning calculus midterm after “Halloweekend?” Think again. “Boo Baskets,” as they’re called, are a recent trend of Halloween-themed gift sets that couples curate and exchange around Halloween. […]

Season change

CartoonNovember 17, 2023
Drawn by: Lanhui Zhen –– lazhen@ucdavis.edu  Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)