Humor

Aggies, stand on business   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   I was perusing the Silo market the other day during my gap between classes, starving and needing to eat lunch before my next lecture. Usually, I hit up the pre-made sandwich and salad section to get my pathetic turkey and cheddar on a wheat […]

Somebody get Gunrock a tote and some lemonade   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   Day after day… week after week… year after year, Gunrock has repped and cheered for UC Davis athletics. Gunrock, the strong and muscular stallion, is the UC Davis symbol of power and athleticism. People always say, “How do you do […]

Moo   By AUDREY ZHANG — aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   Remember Caligula? Roman Emperor Caligula? Tried to give his horse a seat in the senate Caligula? Well, if he spent more time trying to get the horse that seat instead of faffing about in Britain, then maybe the horse could’ve told him that his senate was going […]

Somebody get me a free tampon   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   I just started my Introduction to Critical Gender Studies class and I like to sit in the middle row. As the class filled in on the first day, very few sat next to me in the front row, and one caught my […]

Original: “The Son of Man” by René Magritte   Drawn by: Nimra Farhan –– nfarhan@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

Are you really capable of the reflection required to implement lasting, valuable changes in your life? No, you aren’t, and that’s why I did it for you    By GEETIKA MAHAJAN— giamahajan@ucdavis.edu    Let’s be honest; most peoples’ New Year’s resolutions would not pass a turnitin.com plagiarism test. Every list, every year, is the same […]

Not all heroes wear capes — sometimes they pretend to be interested in other people’s knitting projects   By AUDREY ZHANG —  aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   She’s almost done it. Her classmates watch with bated breath. The clock ticks ever closer towards 3 p.m. If she can just keep the professor talking for five more minutes, they’ll […]

Summer at the silo has a nice ring to it   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu    Not so breaking news — two months ago, in the middle of the night, many fliers were put up around the UC Davis campus offering an internship abroad for Summer 2024. There was even one found on a […]

Hubba Hubba   By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu   Davis is often compared to Paris, mainly for how they share being the “City of Love.” Admit it, you can’t help being swept up in the romance of Davis, California and all of the eligible bachelors/bachelorettes. Even the cows are procreating for Tercero residents to see! […]

Put the pedal to the metal!   By AUDREY ZHANG — aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   UC Davis’ title as the biking capital of California is under threat. UC Berkeley recently declared plans to open a new School of Clownery to try and consolidate all their idiots into one contained place. This year marks the completion of Berkeley’s […]

All that luck is going to mess with the curve   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   One week ago, a first-year undergraduate student was reported to the Office of Student Support and Judicial Affairs for having an unfair advantage in the CHE 2A midterm exam. The anonymous report stated, “We were only allowed to […]

I don’t check my bank account because I don’t need that toxicity   By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu   Girl Math, a comforting concept in this money-driven, neo-capitalistic society — the idea that some purchases simply do not count. Here are some examples of Aggie Math here on the Davis Campus.   Anything you purchased […]