Humor

Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu

Oh my God, not this again BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  BTS sucks. (BTS stands for Back To School, but by the time the author finished writing the previous sentence they were sniped by a K-pop stan through the window of their apartment. The author has been replaced and their body has been thrown into […]

By PRISCILA JIMÉNEZ CORRALES — pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu  Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

By PRISCILA JIMÉNEZ CORRALES –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu   Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

Guys, guys, guys — this is my life’s passion. For real this time BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  Two people crossed paths in front of the CoHo. From an outsider’s perspective, they had nothing in common, no reason to stop or even glance at each other. Two ships passing in the night.  But soulmates are […]

Those drivers have it too easy   BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu    Lick the side of the bus.  Enter the bus by walking backward.  Read a copy of my newest book, “100 People Who Have Died Gruesome Deaths on a Public Bus.” (Signed copies are very much available.) Ask people on the top of […]

Hi, stop feeding them Oreos and half-smoked joints   BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu    Picture this. You’re alone at a table in the Memorial Union. It’s one of those black tables, the kind typically occupied by a pre-health fraternity or some club that wants you to try underwater calisthenics or something equally unhinged. You […]

“Honestly, I expected some kind of terrible incident of global proportions. Instead I just spent a wonderful day with my parents”   By IAN COSNER — iacosner@ucdavis.edu    Yes, it’s back and hopefully better than ever! Picnic Day 2022 marks the first Picnic Day in three years, and many students are just brimming with excitement […]

Don’t let that horde of political science kids through the door. Please. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu   JUDGE MAY: We are here today to hear the case of Michael Plegger, a sophomore English major. Plaintiff, state your case. PLAINTIFF: Hello, your honor. My name is Dr. Kelly Garcia and I’m teaching Romanticism Literature. Michael […]

Just go to Harvard and stop blocking the bike path BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  I’m not here to fashion-bash nor trend-defend. I have a simple question. People here who wear clothes emblazoned with other schools’ names on them: Do you know where you attend college? It’s UC Davis. UC, like “you see”. Juicy without […]

Stop declaring your independence from me, Marcus BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  Guys. Dudes. Bros. Etc. I think there’s something off with my roommate. Like, the vibes are seriously off. No jokes.  We used to be fine. But recently he’s been acting weird. He said he wants me to stop jumping off the fridge and […]

Human rights minors, I’m watching you very carefully BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  Animal Science: Animal gravedigging. Applied Physics: First of all, what is applied physics? I apply physics every time I push someone on an electric skateboard into the street — no one has offered me a bachelor’s yet.  Art Studio: Forgery. Art History: […]