Humor
Humor: An investigation into professions you absolutely cannot wear rollerblades in
HumorOctober 18, 2018
Yes, it is as disturbing as you think The issue of rollerblades in the workplace may not be something you hear about every day. In the movies, rollerblades are always portrayed as a slick and fun way for waiters and waitresses to quickly roll from table to table while perfectly balancing stacks of dishes in […]
Humor: Student with part-time job and two internships, member of four clubs and taking 21 units: “I have too much free time”
HumorOctober 15, 2018
For this student, “senioritis” comes vaccinated Everyone knows students have it difficult this time of the year. For some, it’s the first time they’ve ever lived away from home, met hundreds of people in a single day or seen a clique form and exclude them completely, leaving them utterly alone and hopeless. For others, […]
Humor: Help: There’s a spider in my bathtub, this is one BIG BOY
HumorOctober 15, 2018
Please come help NOW Oh SHIT this guy is big…Where did I put that fly swatter….F***….Why did God make spiders this big….Where is the fly swatter! There’s a gallon of gasoline on the patio….Why the f*** do I have a gallon of gasoline on the patio? I’m gonna burn this whole thing down…I can’t live […]
Humor: How to fold your sheets: Aggie Dorm Tips
HumorOctober 9, 2018
A fun little guide to help your sheets stay unwrinkled, fresh This is Conner here with Aggie Dorm Tips, your one-stop shop for all the tricks you need to keep your dorm room fresh and tidy. Today, we’re taking a closer look at one of the most important tasks regarding room cleanliness: folding your sheets. […]
Humor: Humorist resorts to meta humor in a desperate scramble for an idea
HumorOctober 8, 2018
I have officially run out of ideas Hi, I have literally no ideas left. Which is why I’m posting this article to Facebook in order to solicit article ideas. Please email the above email address for inquiries and suggestions. I will gladly take your ideas. And by take I mean they’re my ideas now. Finders […]
Humor: To avoid bias, we at The Aggie vow to no longer report on topics we know anything about
HumorOctober 5, 2018
Announcing our new journalistic ethics policy At The California Aggie, we have a long-standing tradition of quality reporting on issues that matter to the student community, as well as a well-earned reputation for thoughtful opinion pieces that present many sides to important local, state and national issues. The last thing we would want […]
Cartoon: Starting the New Quarter
HumorOctober 1, 2018
Written by: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu
