Humor

Written By: Genevieve Ryan — geryan@ucdavis.edu

Saving money by spending money Thanksgiving break can provide a welcome interlude in Fall Quarter, allowing students to take a breath, reflect and give thanks. I’m just kidding. We don’t have Thanksgiving weekend anymore, just Black Friday weekend — the best chance for students to fill that inner void by spending inordinate sums on shit […]

Written by: Diana Olivares  — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

It’s a classic conundrum Holding his arm up to his face, Tyler S. Mell, or “Nose Goes,” as he is more affectionately known by his drinking buddies, takes a good whiff. His eyes roll back in his head as a slight moan escapes his lips. They open again, concerned and searching. “I thought I used […]

Get it? When questioned by The California Aggie about the status of class cancellations and the continuation of the quarter after this week’s series of missed days, Davis administrators replied by saying it’s all still “up in the air.” “Get it?” an administrator asked The Aggie, smiling and slapping his knee. “Because, it’s like, there’s […]

Written by: GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu

By DIANA OLIVARES — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu

Professors and students respond to new policy As a part of its new “Get Aggied!” engagement initiative, which builds connections between Davis businesses and the University, the Aggie Alumni Association has designated local cafe Delta of Venus as the official office space for “cool” instructors on — though technically, off — campus. “Delta of Venus […]

Meanwhile, restaurant adds a rat crepe option “Yeaaaaah, so maybe it wasn’t a good idea? Maybe?” The public relations manager of Crepeville tried to meet my eyes, but I avoided his black beady pupils. He was pulling a small handkerchief out of his pocket nearly every few seconds to wipe the buildup of sweat on […]

By ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

By GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu By GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu