Humor
Humor: UC Davis unveils construction-themed aesthetic for entire campus
HumorNovember 7, 2018
The university finally enacts changes students want Following complaints that the aesthetic of campus buildings does not do enough to honor the blue-collar workforce, UC Davis made a huge announcement this week. Chancellor Gary May broke the news that the entire campus would adopt a construction-themed aesthetic in order to rectify the absolutely pathetic amount […]
Humor: Surviving the off-campus wasteland — Part 2
HumorNovember 6, 2018
A view into the insanity that surrounds sweet, innocent UC Davis Since the release of our last story on the horrors of off-campus Davis, The California Aggie has reported on several more events occurring in the off-campus wasteland. Whole restaurants shut down by cockroach-rat shapeshifters with an unquenchable hunger for crepes — and blood, […]
Humor: City of Davis collapses into sinkhole as workers dig to create underground parking structure
HumorNovember 5, 2018
The Great Hole has claimed its sacrifice Gesticulating wildly, as his eyebrows twitched and his face contorted, billionaire-playboy-philanthropist Noraa Snivel told me about the Great Hole. “You just don’t understand MAN!” He stood up on his large, mahogany desk, situated in the middle of his mansion. He jumped up and down, and his $400 […]
Humor: Trump blames “both sides” for death of Saudi journalist
HumorNovember 1, 2018
Khashoggi “came charging” at the government with criticism President Donald Trump has come under fire from Democrats and Republicans alike for his response to the murder of journalist and Saudi government critic Jamal Khashoggi. A reporter asked Mr. Trump to forcefully condemn the Saudis and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman for what looks increasingly like […]
Humor: Thieves Have Humor Too!
HumorOctober 30, 2018
Elderly Davis couple discovered thief in their home after husband told joke It was a cold, windy night in Davis when Rick O’Shea Jackson, 81, and his wife Ethel Jackson, 78, reported a truly haunting crime. According to Mr. Jackson, after coming home from a brisk walk with his wife and two dogs, Winnie and […]
Cartoon: Trick or Treat!
HumorOctober 30, 2018
Humor: Hipster exclusively listens to bands comprised of sexual abusers: “It’s the ultimate underground!”
HumorOctober 29, 2018
Music so underground it’s rotting in jail! A recent study conducted by The Aggie has found that many music listeners couldn’t care less whether their favorite band is full of abusers and rapists. We talked to one student named Jesse Lacey for his perspective on this recent unmasking of the indie community. “Well, it’s just […]
