Humor

By GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu

A fun little guide to help your sheets stay unwrinkled, fresh This is Conner here with Aggie Dorm Tips, your one-stop shop for all the tricks you need to keep your dorm room fresh and tidy. Today, we’re taking a closer look at one of the most important tasks regarding room cleanliness: folding your sheets. […]

By DIANA OLIVARES — deolivares@ucdavis.edu

I have officially run out of ideas Hi, I have literally no ideas left. Which is why I’m posting this article to Facebook in order to solicit article ideas. Please email the above email address for inquiries and suggestions. I will gladly take your ideas. And by take I mean they’re my ideas now. Finders […]

By ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Announcing our new journalistic ethics policy At The California Aggie, we have a long-standing tradition of quality reporting on issues that matter to the student community, as well as a well-earned reputation for thoughtful opinion pieces that present many sides to important local, state and national issues. The last thing we would want […]

Written by: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu

By: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Let the games begin Flames danced in his eyes. It is time for the great ceremony, the Purging of the Faculty. Tonight, blood will be spilt. They gather on the football field across from the defunct Rec Pool. It is a full moon. The only light is white rays from above and the bonfires in […]

By GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu

A novel approach for reducing gun violence Every mass shooting in America reignites the gun control debate, but even the noble efforts of the Parkland students have yet to produce the moderate gun control measures that the vast majority of Americans want. Whether this deadlock is because guns have been a beloved and iconic fixture […]

Ah, the sweet smell of “adulthood” In the wake of move-in day, several first-years are jazzed to get a new lease on life with a brand new sense of independence. As we all know, the most accurate way to express this independence comes in three options. For one, you can go get your once-long, “Little […]