Opinion

Don’t milk while drunk; Students must take action

If you’re over 21, put this paper down as soon as you finish this paragraph. No other story on this page is more important than this one.

Meet Roxxxy. She’s 5’7″, brunette, large breasted and white. She knows your likes and dislikes, has genitalia and even a heartbeat.

For months in the run-up to the 2010 elections, pundits wondered aloud how President Obama would respond to the impending defeat of his party at the ballot box. Typically a chagrinned president moves to the center if the voters part ways with him in the midterm elections. But Obama had also been very consistent — […]

A true story of harsh judgment, and reconsideration: It was a brisk fall day. Leaves cascaded down from seasonally ailing trees like the hair that rains off the back of an overly radiated chimpanzee (most tasteless metaphor of the year? I tried).

There are some secret L Street eats that aren’t easy to find, and sometimes they aren’t easy to get to either.

Intrigue begins to slither down your spine. Their smile, their eyes, their laugh, their sexy ass in those jeans – all too tempting. Your heart begins to pound, your body is on fire, and your mouth is watering. Your only chance at quenching this insatiable thirst lies in their kiss, their touch, their body touching yours – no shoes, no shirt, all you need is just skin.

We know food has a dominating effect on our body. This is why we talk of stomachs exploding, cookies going to thighs and beers expanding bellies. But for some reason, we don’t connect the same sort of food effect to our mind.

Last week The Aggie ran a front-page story on another fee increase to hit the 40 percent mark set by the UC Regents. Amid all these fee increases, the incomes of middle-class Americans and those further south on the economic ladder, have flat-lined or shrunk. As Washington starts a path toward fiscal responsibility, reining in on so-called entitlement spending and cutting the deficit, we are going to see opportunity hurt, seriously. One phrase you are going to hear a lot in the coming weeks is “class warfare.”

At a meeting this week in San Francisco, the UC Board of Regents will vote on a plan to raise student fees by 8 percent.

A current policy at UC Davis gives Intercollegiate Athletics Department (ICA) student athletes priority registration when they sign up for classes each quarter. However, it is unfair and unnecessary to allow student athletes and any other group, for that matter, this special treatment.

Chancellor Katehi has made a commendable step to raise $1 billion in support for UC Davis through philanthropic donations.