Humor

Stop dropping your bowling balls! By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu Dear upstairs neighbor: Neighbors are a natural side effect of any community. Whether you’re separated by a dubiously sturdy fence, acres of land or paper-thin plaster walls, everybody has them — and some of us can hear their (mostly) domestic pitter-patter a little more than […]

Shaq said it was okay   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   I was biking to class the other day at a leisurely pace when — BAM! I collided with an electric scooter. I’d like to say that I’m sorry, but it definitely wasn’t my fault. This electric scooter was manned by a very tall […]

How to tell if he was checking you out or just checking you out   By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu   There’s a new man in my life. He’s smart, he’s easy on the eyes, he’s employed — it all started at Trader Joe’s. In one intense moment, we locked eyes as his coworker stuffed […]