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The Ethical Hedonist: Ramen — the Other White Noodle

As Katie Morris mentioned earlier this month in her blog post about slow cooker minestrone, dropping temperatures and encroaching finals mean ‘tis the season for soup. And lots of it.

Soup appeals to my cooking sensibilities, as it requires no measuring of ingredients, can be made with virtually whatever you have on hand.  What’s more, if you’re willing to break out a 50 cent package of Top Ramen, it can be finished in about the time it takes to boil water

Livening up a package of ramen noodles into a full bodied soup can be as simple as throwing in some vegetables and an egg or as fancy as frying up some pork and breaking out the sake. The incarnation pictured above falls somewhere in between.

This soup adventure began as most of my cooking does, by setting water in a pot to boil and throwing a sliced onion into a pan of hot oil — I used red, but yellow or white would work just as well. After caramelizing half an onion in a pan and then deglazing with a splash of sherry — steps explained in any good French Onion Soup recipe — I added my onions and the prepackaged soup base to the almost boiling water and then set about frying up a small brick of tofu and tomatoes in the remaining sherry and onion juices. From there, it was just a matter of cutting up a couple of extra vegetables until the soup felt full — and generally more nutritious than a package of high-sodium ramen noodles — adding the dry noodles and seasoning to taste.

The one real trick to making fancy ramen is adding your ingredients with an eye toward flavor and cooking time. The soup base in your ramen packet is a great place to start as it will add flavor and cannot be overcooked. Thicker and more flavorful vegetables like onions, carrots, celery and mushrooms are great secondary additions as they will also enhance the flavor of your broth and should maintain their structural integrity in boiling water for several minutes. Noodles and greens should come last as they don’t do much for the flavor of the broth and will cook down almost immediately. An egg can be added either just before the boil for a thicker consistency, akin to egg-drop soup, or anytime after your soup begins to boil for bits of soft-boiled egg mingling with your vegetables. Finally, season your soup to taste with spices you have on hand — I tend toward curry, ginger or coriander, though this time I used marjoram.

HILLARY KNOUSE drinks locally sourced, raw milk with her S’mores Pop-Tarts, every morning. Email your questions, concerns and dinner date offers to hkknouse@ucdavis.edu.

UC extends Fall 2013 application deadline for students impacted by Hurricane Sandy

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In response to Hurricane Sandy, the University of California is providing applicants affected by the superstorm with the option of an application deadline extension for Dec. 15.

Applications for Fall 2013 enrollment are due Friday, and students are encouraged to meet the deadline. However, if necessary, students on the East Coast can seek authorization from the UC Application Center to extend the submission deadline for the application and official test score submission beginning Dec. 3.

In addition, UC will accept January SAT scores from students unable to take the November SAT or SAT Subject Test due to the superstorm.

According to the UC Office of the President, about 5,150 students, or approximately 3.2 percent of all Fall 2012 UC applicants, reside in states affected by Hurricane Sandy.

“I think the deadline extension will give students on the East Coast a bit more of a chance to get things in order because we know how deeply the hurricane affected them,” said UC Davis admissions advisor Jessica Melgar. “I’m hoping it’ll spread the word about the UCs and give students on the East Coast a chance to apply. It could affect our numbers in a positive way.”

The extension appears to be a part of a nationwide effort to help mitigate the application deadline for affected students. Colleges and universities across the country have offered similar accommodations.

“This extension can only serve as a positive outcome for both the applicant and the UC Davis campus,” said UC Davis admissions director Walter Robinson. “I’m sure there are some outstanding applicants affected by the storm … who can make meaningful contributions to the intellectual, social and cultural vitality of our campus community.”

The U.S. Department of Education has also encouraged colleges and universities to be accommodating of students impacted by the hurricane.

“Many colleges and universities have recognized the unanticipated difficulties that students are facing in completing their college applications, and some institutions have already extended their deadlines. We encourage other institutions to consider being as flexible as possible in the coming weeks to accommodate students whose lives were disrupted by Hurricane Sandy,” said U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan in a news release.

The extension applies to all nine UC undergraduate campuses. To seek an extension, students must email ucinfo@applyucsupport.net with “Sandy Extension” in the subject line and the campuses to which they are applying in the message body.

STEPHANIE B. NGUYEN can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

Award-winning Aggie traditions

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Taking the Unitrans bus, going to the Silo Union and eating at the ASUCD Coffee House may seem like a daily routine to most students. Little do they know that these are part of 50 Aggie traditions that could earn them a medallion to walk with at graduation.

The 50 Aggie traditions is a challenge that began in 2008 but has never been truly promoted until this year. The Cal Aggie Alumni Association (CAAA) created a list of 50 activities and events unique to the Davis community. Once a student has completed all 50 during their time at UC Davis, the Student Alumni Association (SAA) awards them with a medal and traditions booklet at the end of the school year to acknowledge them as a true Aggie.

“If you keep track of the traditions, they’ll help you keep track of what’s going on on campus,” said Sarah Ng, a second-year sociology and psychology double major and SAA director of traditions. “And it’s just a way that the whole campus comes together to promote UC Davis.”

The challenge was created a few years ago, but not many students knew about the traditions. This year, the SAA is working to better promote and implement the challenges by tabling at events, posting flyers around campus and advertising through Facebook. Students who complete all 50 traditions this year will be the first group to do so.

“I’m determined to finish all of them, which is actually totally possible,” said Angelica Thornton, a fourth-year political science major and SAA vice president of outreach and alumni relations. “I’ve been taking pictures, completing a bunch of them this year, and I’m on track to finish all [of] them, so it’s possible.“

Thornton said she has completed about 45 traditions but has not recorded them. She is starting over this year and wants to capture photos at each event for her own keepsake, and thus she is currently at 12 for the year.

Although there is a total of 49 traditions — with the 50th being a tradition you make yourself — students find that they have completed many of them from simply attending UC Davis. For instance, traditions include visiting the Arboretum, reading The Aggie and studying in the library. However, some require more conscious effort, such as seeing a show at the Mondavi Center, riding the Davis bike loop and taking part in Pajamarino, which only happens once a year.

“I have mixed feelings on how difficult it is to achieve,” said Mandy Hanou, a fourth-year human development major. “I mean, you can’t make it too easy so that everybody could do it. You have to have a certain amount of Aggie pride and want to try it to earn the medallion.”

Hanou has been in the UC Davis Cal Aggie Marching Band-uh! since her freshman year, and says she owes her completion of 40 traditions to all the events they have attended.

Students can fill out a PDF form available online and submit it to the SAA for their medallion and booklet at the end of the school year. Although students are encouraged to take pictures at each event, it is not required, which brings up the question of honesty.

“I love the fact that we’re giving out a medal and a booklet, but I don’t believe that students would intentionally lie just to get one medal from SAA,” Thornton said. “It doesn’t mean anything. It’s not a gold medal. So it is done on the honor system. There’s no purpose for a student to lie about it. If they like the idea, then they’re most likely going to do it for the fun of doing it and the spirit of being an Aggie.”

Fun and Aggie spirit are only two reasons the SAA is advocating the traditions. Ng, who is halfway through the challenge, also said that the traditions are essential to the UC Davis experience and as a way to get involved on campus, to know about all the events, to promote UC Davis and to meet new people.
“They’re all really realistic things to do, and they’re all things that you should do while you’re at Davis to really take advantage of all that the campus has to offer,” Ng said.

Along with CAAA and ASUCD, the SAA is working with different on-campus organizations, such as the CoHo and ASUCD Bike Barn, to hold events promoted as the name of the event and tradition number. The Aggie Traditions Facebook page invites students to events, such as football games, which are tradition number nine. However, Thornton said that the SAA is working with organizations now in hopes that these organizations will hold their own events to promote Aggie traditions in the future.

The list of traditions and PDF form can be found online, but Thornton said the SAA is in the process of creating a phone application to help students keep better track of the list. She said that this will make it easier and hopefully encourage students to take part in the challenge.

“You’re not going to have this forever,” Thornton said. “It’s going to be gone in a flash, so enjoy it while you can [and] remember it while you can. Make some memories; have some fun.”

JOYCE BERTHELSEN can be reached at features@theaggie.org.

Complaints filed against ASUCD senate slates

A series of official complaints to the ASUCD Elections Committee were filed this month against both the NOW and SMART slates, following the recent senate election.According to Internal Affairs Commission Chair Sergio Cano, this could result in senators-elect Felicia Ong and Tal Topf (NOW) and Armando Figueroa and Alyson Sagala (SMART) not being seated, should the complaints remain unresolved by tomorrow’s senate meeting.Bradley Bottoms, ASUCD senator, filed a complaint against the SMART slate for allegedly falsifying their expenditure forms by failing to report the purchase of alcohol for a Nov. 10 party for SMART supporters during the campaigning period. Candidates are required to cite all expenditures during the campaign in expenditure forms, according to ASUCD Bylaw 412D.“No campaign executive may falsify expenditure forms. This may include, but is not limited to, false signatures, incomplete forms, and/or not claiming purchases/donations used for campaign purposes,” the bylaws state.

According to Elections Committee chair Aaron Hsu, full details to the formal complaints will not be released as of yet.

“The complaints may or may not affect the final outcome of the election, depending upon the final assessment of violation points by the Elections Committee,” Hsu said.

The number of violation points are given depending on the severity of the situation. According to the ASUCD Bylaws, if a candidate garners three or more campaign violation points, the Elections Committee will disqualify the candidate.

Sagala said that the allegations are false.

“The party was not held in any way to actively campaign, just as a fun get together for our supporters. The party itself was BYOB (bring your own bottle/booze) so partygoers brought and consumed their own alcohol. Nothing was provided by me, and certainly not Armando, since he is not even 21,” she said in an email interview.

Bottoms said it was essential that complaints were filed after elections, as it is required in section 411F of the ASUCD Bylaws which state any suspicious behaviors must be reported to the Elections Committee.

“[By] reporting potentially unlawful (by ASUCD, not state or federal) election behaviors, we are attempting to safeguard the election process from things that would over-franchise certain candidates or encourage breaking of university codes,” he said. “By reporting these issues, we encourage candidates now and into the future to follow our bylaws and encourage the fairness and transparency of ASUCD elections.”

A case was also filed against the NOW slate by ASUCD Refrigerator Services director Eddie Truong, also alleging that NOW falsified its expenditure forms by not properly citing alcohol expenditures at a party.

As former Elections Committee chair, Cano said he believes the cases which have been presented are “childish” and have been filed in response to complaints against both slates.

“I can only hope these complaints are resolved in an expedited manner because I think all these cases are a joke … You have candidates … filing complaints against other candidates and at the same time advocating to be a representative for students. Such complaints are only hurting the student body,” Cano said.

According to Cano there were eight complaints filed, including a case filed by senator-elect Felicia Ong, which alleges that campaigners from Figueroa’s campaign approached her on a Unitrans bus and called her “racist,” potentially violating the ASUCD Bill of Rights.

The Bill of Rights states that one has a right to be free of discrimination and harassment on the basis of race, gender, ethnicity, religious beliefs, disability, sexual orientation, status within or outside the university or political belief in all activities sponsored or conducted by the University, its affiliates, ASUCD, or campus student groups as addressed in the UC Davis Principles of Community.

Cano said that only the Elections Committee has the ability to enforce election regulations explicitly stated in the Bylaws.

Another complaint was filed that alleges that SMART candidates campaigned near the Memorial Union bus terminals, which violates section 411C of the ASUCD Bylaws, which states that no campaign executive or slate may use the endorsement of an ASUCD unit, unless the endorsement was conducted through proper procedures.

A complaint was also filed against NOW for allegedly campaigning in dorm buildings.

Sagala said she believed that the initial complaint against SMART was filed for political reasons, as it was filed after the election results were announced.
“The accusers are simply trying to find petty reasons to prevent Armando and [me] from being seated in ASUCD, which is very sad considering we were looking forward to working with them and making a positive impact on campus,” Sagala said.

As the Election Committee is presently reviewing the complaints, Bottoms explained he will not discuss evidence of the allegations.

“I do not want to slander anyone, especially since they will probably be my coworker soon,” he said.

Bottoms added that the complaints were not filed based on slate affiliation.

“I happened to see information regarding this suspicious incident and I decided that it was my duty to report it. I did not file anything regarding any of the independent candidates because I simply did not view anything that could have potentially broken the bylaws,” he said.

ASUCD Senator Jared Crisologo-Smith, a founding member of the SMART slate, said he believes that the complaints were filed against SMART candidates in order to garner more seats for NOW candidates.

“This is an outrage, and represents an egregious offense to the principles of democracy that ASUCD was founded upon,” he said.
Sagala said that this will not handicap her goals as a senator-elect.

“I plan to always work hard in a positive direction regardless of detractors to those efforts. If anything, this has only mobilized me and my support to make sure students aren’t having their voices suppressed … I hope that after this is handled we can move forward as was originally intended to work hard to improve UC Davis,” she said.

According to Hsu, the Elections Committee plans to release violation point assessments and their associated complaints later this week.
Senators-elect will be sworn in tomorrow during the senate meeting at 6:10 p.m. in the Memorial Union Mee Room. Current senators who will term out will also offer their official farewells to the senate.

MUNA SADEK can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

Buying more than you bargained for

People are seemingly more and more concerned with what goes into their bodies. The diet craze began decades ago with the release of everything from dieting books to pills to yoga classes, all promising a healthier lifestyle. Proposition 37 strove to educate consumers about genetically modified foods and where they come from. One would think that the health-savvy consumer would know about what they are eating, but according to a recent study done by researchers at UC Davis and UCLA, there is more to our groceries than meets the eye.

“Contaminants get into our food in a variety of ways,” said principal investigator of the study Irva Hertz-Picciotto, professor and chief of the Division of Environmental and Occupational Health at UC Davis, in a press release. “They can be chemicals that have nothing to do with the food or byproducts from processing. We wanted to understand the dietary pathway [that] pesticides, metals and other toxins take to get into the body.”

In the study, researchers at UC Davis and UCLA honed in on foods with high levels of contaminants and measured the exposure in adults and children. Arsenic, dieldrin, DDE (a DDT metabolite), dioxins and acrylamide were among the different toxins examined in the study.

According to Marc B. Schenker, professor in UC Davis Public Health Sciences, symptoms of arsenic exposure include difficulty concentrating, decrease in energy, decrease in appetite and hair loss, most of which correlate with a variety of disorders making exposure hard to detect. The other toxins are connected to cancer and developmental disabilities.

“Cancer is not the only health impact of exposure to foodborne toxins,” said Rainbow Vogt, lead author of the study. “Exposure to pesticides, metals and persistent organic pollutants in our environment has also been linked to reproductive toxicity, hormone dysfunction, immunotoxicity, neurotoxicity, neurological impairment and behavioral problems.”

The individuals with the higher exposure to the foodborne toxins were young children around 4 or 5 years old. Pesticide and persistent organic pollutant exposure was high in tomatoes, peaches, apples, peppers, grapes, lettuce, broccoli, strawberries, spinach, dairy, pears, green beans and celery, but the mechanisms by which the toxins get into food are less obvious.

“Pesticides are used on the [crops] which are fed to an animal, [such as] a cow,” said Takayuki Shibamoto, professor in the UC Davis Environmental Toxicology department. “Then people eat the meat … [ingesting] very, very small amounts of [toxins].”

Vogt also said that often toxins bioaccumulate, meaning toxin concentrations increase the further up the food chain the product goes. Even with fresh fruit, it is best to rinse before consuming it.

Although there is no way as a consumer to check for toxins in food items, there are ways to reduce exposure. Eating organic foods will reduce pesticide exposure, and reducing meat consumption will reduce exposure to organic pollutants. Also, as a general rule, it is better to consume grains and fish lower on the food chain, meaning it has not been processed — processing is where much of the contaminants originate from. Tortilla chips and pre-cut French fries, for example, have acrylamide, a carcinogen that is also found in cigarette smoke.

“In addition to food, we are exposed to environmental pollutants from a number of sources including personal care products, household products and cleaning products,” said Vogt. “I recommend being an educated consumer by becoming informed about ways to reduce exposure to endocrine disruptors like BPA and flame retardants, in addition to pesticides.”

A few ways to lower exposure to toxins, in addition to eating organic foods and lowering consumption of animal foods, are to reduce the use of plastics — especially in the kitchen — and to improve air quality by dusting and vacuuming frequently. Reducing the use of plastic in the kitchen is important because when plastic cookware is heated or burned, toxic fumes are released into the air and can be inhaled. Keeping houseplants and opening windows can also improve indoor air quality.

Eating healthy is important, and by no means does this study label all vegetables, fruits and meat as toxic appetizers. Shibamoto commented saying that people should be more worried about the lipids in meat than pesticides and the like. People should just be aware of these substances in their food and take precautions to avoid any long-term exposure.

So while it is not necessary to go on a drastic organic-only diet or wash your fruits vigorously, there is a lot of truth to the saying, “Be careful about what you put into your mouth; you don’t know where it has been.”

NICOLE NOGA can be reached at science@theaggie.org.

Editor’s note: This article was updated on Nov. 28 to reflect accurate information.

News in Brief: Downtown Window Decorating Contest begins tomorrow

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Sixteen businesses in Downtown Davis are embarking on a quest of having the best decorated window. The contest starts tomorrow and will end on Dec. 12.

The contest has a People’s Choice Award, in which after viewing the windows, people can cast their votes online for the best storefront at surveymonkey.com/s/davisdowntownpeopleschoiceaward.

“We are very excited to have this new addition to the Davis Downtown promotional line-up,” said Stewart Savage, director of Davis Downtown, in a press release. “Visitors to Downtown Davis can stroll through Downtown Davis and enjoy the bright and festive decorations and lights the participating business will put on display. It is really going to add a huge splash of light and color to the many events taking place downtown during the holidays.”

Participating businesses include French Cuff Consignment, Davis Ace Hardware, Bubble Belly, Nestware, Outdoor Davis, UC Davis Store Downtown, Icekrimski, Preeti Girl, The Wardrobe, Pinkadot, Cultivé Frozen Yogurt, USE Credit Union, Davisville Travel, Pomegranate Salon, Haute Again Consignment and Whole Foods Market.

— Claire Tan

The Sleeping Beauty app

REM, or Rapid Eye Movement sleep, is a beautiful state in which we wander the surreal realms of the mind in the quest for organizing and sorting information we accumulate throughout the day. Unfortunately for us college kids, we can never seem to get enough of it. Like many, I suffer from sleep deprivation. Countless nights, I’ve stayed up to write seemingly endless papers, complete homework assignments, or cram furiously for tests. This sleepiness or grogginess is due to the lack of, or interruptions in, the REM sleep cycle.

Every night, the average person gets between 90-120 minutes of the all-important REM sleep. When we are woken up in this sleep stage, we face possible grogginess, and, in my case, “the grumpies.” Luckily, there’s an app that ensures that we do not wake up during this critical period.

SmartAlarm (free, or 99 cents for the pro version on iOS/Android) is a fantastic app that helps people wake up at the appropriate times without ruining REM sleep. Once activated, the app uses the phone’s accelerometer to track slight movements while you sleep. You simply place the phone next to yourself (or under your pillow) while you sleep, and the app does the rest. By monitoring the patterns of movement, the app can predict when your REM sleep stage is over.
There’s even an option where you can see a graph of your sleep cycles! The app isn’t perfect and can cause you to wake up slightly past the time you set. It can also drain your phone’s battery quickly, so keep it charging.

An alternative to SmartAlarm is SleepTime (99 cents for iOS and Android). SleepTime has similar functions to SmartAlarm but also has some added features. When you set an alarm for 8 a.m., the app will wake you up anytime between 7:30 and 8 depending on where you are in your sleep cycle. It offers the ability to lull you to sleep with the sounds of nature, and can wake you up with a standard alarm or sounds from your iTunes library.

Both of these apps are available on the iTunes store or Android marketplace.

ALLEN GUAN can be reached at science@theaggie.org.

Column: Distractions from distractions

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

People are coming back from their Thanksgiving breaks, eyes locked ahead on the upcoming winter holiday. Oh, and finals are right around the corner. All of that work and information from the past few weeks is culminating in either a large exam or paper. Throw in whatever personal issues the average Aggie goes through on a day-to-day basis and early winter becomes a stressful time. Fortunately, there’s a simple way of finding at least a moment of mental focus and creativity. Step back. Breathe. Take a shower.

Go ahead and laugh incredulously. With the precious seconds ticking away, and the mountain of tasks not shrinking along with them autonomously, it’s easy to start believing that all of one’s attention must go to the job at hand. However, a change of scenery and attitude can often result in seeing the problem from a fresh perspective.

Why would a shower really help with thinking about problems creatively or differently?

The answer lies in how dramatic of a change in setting the shower really represents. Many college students identify themselves as competent multitaskers. It’s a really good euphemism for saying my generation is distracted the vast majority of the time. The sight of a college student with a laptop in their room isn’t a terribly uncommon one, and while it is a great tool for all things productive and academic, it provides 24-hour access to an all-you-can-eat buffet of information, and an even larger source of fun diversions.

The hyperbole “mind-numbing” comes to mind when describing the vast quantity of information available. However, it isn’t entirely inappropriate. The sheer volume of information available, both pertinent and extraneous, provides a very easy outlet for procrastination.

The shower eliminates a lot of the potential for distraction by being a generally unfit environment to bring electronics. But apart from it being impractical to be on Facebook or Reddit while you’re scrubbing, the shower does a number of other great things to put the mind at ease. It provides a moment’s rest from the day-to-day sensory overload we’ve become so accustomed to.

The brain is very receptive to sensory stimulation and has specialized regions for deciphering inputs from the surrounding environment.
The human ear is receptive to changes in the surrounding air pressure caused by sound waves. An incoming wave vibrates the eardrum at a certain frequency. The drum’s movement causes a set of bones to transfer the vibration into the cochlea, where different vibrations would cause different sensory hair cells to detect the change and send nerve impulses to the brain. The above package results in the sensation of sound.

The repetitive noise of the water droplets coming out of the shower head is arrhythmic, irregular, and to the mind’s understanding, inconsequential. It has the same soothing effect as the faint rumblings of a car when one is a passenger in the back seat. The mind wanders comfortably and the rider is often lulled into a deep tranquility. In the case of the shower, instead of having your concentration yanked away by Skrillex, your housemate loudly playing video games or your upstairs neighbors getting into a competition of who can drop the heaviest objects on their floor, your auditory cortex is granted respite by the pitter patter of synthesized rain on the wall.

Another of our senses that is constantly accosted throughout the day is our vision. Flashing colors on computer screens, swerving bikers in the roundabouts, lecture slides, etc.

On the retina, images trigger an arrangement of photosensory cells to send information to the brain via the optic nerve. At our desks, there are all kinds of images being formed and dealt with by the brain. For the most part, the shower is empty (save for bottles of soaps and shampoos, maybe some kind of brush or scrubber). The uniformity of the tiles doesn’t really provide us with the same kind of mental engagement that a bright flashing popup saying “INSTANT WINNER” does.

As a result, in the shower, our brain can tune out much of the input from the occipital lobe for a while and let the mind focus on more important things. The ability to enter an environment in which visual and auditory stimuli can be ignored lets us harness the brain’s massive processing power and re-direct it from external problems towards more abstract internal solutions.

Ultimately, the creative retreat to the shower might not be a major innovation in the cognitive science of productivity. At the very least, however, it serves as a moment’s pause from distraction, during which the mind is free to recuperate in its own private meditation pod.

In addition to all the mental and creative benefits of showering, there are also clear social rewards. Surrounding peers will be incredibly grateful for the reduced olfactory assaults caused by reluctance to bathe.

When not in his white noise pod, the well-groomed ALAN LIN can be reached at science@theaggie.org.

News in Brief: “Light Up the Holidays” event tomorrow evening

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A holiday tree lighting and parade will initiate this year’s “Light Up the Holidays” Downtown Davis event.

At 5:30 p.m., parade participants will begin to converge at the Davis Food Co-Op, with the parade officially starting at 6 p.m.

The parade will consist of a double decker Unitrans bus, a fire truck, bicyclists, strollers and walkers. They will start south on G Street, go west on Third Street and south on E Street to the plaza.

The holiday tree in the plaza will be lit at 6:30 p.m., and Santa will be on hand to greet children until 8:15 p.m.

Free screenings of How the Grinch Stole Christmas will be shown at the Varsity Theatre at 616 Second St.

There will also be free horse-drawn carriage rides from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., departing every 10 minutes in front of The Avid Reader at 605 Second St.

— Claire Tan

Final exam tech tips for the hopeless procrastinator

Finals are just around the corner, and if you are like most college students, you have a serious problem with procrastination. By studying on your computer and having your cell phone nearby, you are at risk of being seduced by your technology and the vast amount of distractions that it can provide. Technology can seriously harm your studying if you are pulled away by every ding and ring on your digital devices. However, technology can also save you from technology.

The following applications are easy to use and are very effective in curbing procrastination. The first program is Freedom, which is $10 at macfreedom.com. Freedom completely disables all access to the internet for a set amount of time. Getting online once Freedom has started is very difficult, so it is good at keeping you focused. Freedom costs $10, but there are free alternatives as well.

LeechBlock, an extension for the Firefox browser, which you can get at addons.mozilla.org, will not cost you a dime, and is more customizable than Freedom. It does not block all your internet access but instead only blocks sites that you tell it to. LeechBlock is useful when a lot of your studying material is online so you still need to access the internet.

In addition to internet-blocking programs, there are also activity-monitoring programs that can mock your weakness and show you how much you are letting your technology distract you.

RescueTime, which is free at rescuetime.com, will actually track your online activity and provide you with informative charts that reveal just how much time you spend on your favorite, distracting websites. This is a good way to visualize how much time you are wasting, and can be effective when used along with Freedom or LeechBlock.

As for your cell phone distraction, you could simply choose to just turn it off for a certain amount of time. If you cannot bring yourself to part with it, don’t worry, there’s an app for that. It’s called StudyBuddy, 99 cents for iPhone/Android, and it will use a graph, like RescueTime, to show all the times you stopped working to send a text or play your new game.

Technology can be your greatest study partner, or your academic downfall. Luckily, there is enough technology available that it can help negate some of its own negative effects.

KELLY MITCHELL can be reached at science@theaggie.org.

Column: Punch Line

Woman to Winston Churchill: Sir, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill to Woman: And you are ugly. But tomorrow, I will be sober.

Humor is as much a part of being human as anger, sadness, joy or any other emotion. Even more fascinating is the fact that humor spans every single culture on earth. Regardless of language, religion, ethnicity or geographic region, humor permeates written letter and spoken word. This pervasiveness exists because humor comes from within. It is hardwired into every one of us. We can stop laughter if we really try, but that feeling of laughter we experience on the inside is impossible to fake.

Take a look at any comedian who performs on the stage and you will notice that it is almost never the content itself that is actually causing you to laugh; it is the context and the way it is delivered. Content plays almost no role in determining what is funny.
Why is it funny to watch Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner and see the coyote get flattened by an anvil, or blown up by copious amounts of dynamite? Why do we watch “America’s Funniest Home Videos” and burst with laughter when someone falls through a trampoline, and why is it funny when someone trips on the sidewalk but doesn’t get hurt?

As a scientific experiment, and not just for laughs, researchers tickled three human infants, seven orangutans, five gorillas, four chimpanzees, five bonobos and one siamang. The “family tree” that was created by analyzing laughter vocal patterns was an exact match for the true genetic family tree.
The evolution of laughter is intrinsically linked with the evolution of the human brain. Laughter and a sense of humor are part of what make the human brain so amazing, and so superior in capacity to even our closest relatives. Humans are social species, and so are the chimps and bonobos that we share an ancestor with. In chimps, an essential aspect of social behavior is the act of grooming. Grooming, an activity usually practiced in pairs, fortifies bonds between members of a group.

As group sizes increased, and the first humans began to emerge, complex language also emerged as a way to form bonds between multiple members simultaneously. While grooming can only accommodate two or three individuals, conversation can include 10 or more individuals, and a verbal presentation can reach hundreds or thousands at once. Of course, not every group member can actively participate in a conversation, so laughing emerged as a signal that individuals could use to show that they were engaged and part of the larger group.

Laughter has even been proved to be closely related to blushing, an involuntary act. When a member of a group is not participating in a conversation, neurons in parts of the brain responsible for vocalization become overexcited, but without any language passing through the vocalization areas, the result is a “panting cackle” that we call laughter. It is the social importance of laughter that has evolved, not laughter itself.

Laughter is so important to the human sense of socializing that we have come to associate socializing with substances that lower our inhibitions and make us laugh, such as alcohol and marijuana.

But what exactly is humor? What is it about a certain sentence, phrase, action or expression that makes us laugh? If laughter is meant for bonding, what makes us laugh at Coyote’s plight and something embarrassing that someone did, versus not laugh at someone falling out of a 10th-floor window?

Perhaps laughter comes from a desire for superiority, when laughter from thousands comes at the cost of shame for a few. Public shaming or bullying causes many people to laugh, but directly hurts those who are at the receiving end of it.

Maybe humor comes from the hilarity of incongruity; when something happens that is completely opposite to what we were expecting.

A man at the doctor’s office is reading a pamphlet on relationship facts. One fact states that one out of every three people in a relationship is unfaithful. The man thinks to himself, “Hmm, I wonder if it’s my wife or my girlfriend?”

The joke gets set up, but the punchline causes the brain to correct its first assumptions. Writer David Sedaris has managed to turn this incongruity/resolution form of humor into an art form in his books and short stories. He tells a story about learning that the first person on earth to live to be 200 years old has already been born, and prays to god that the person is not his father.

Of course, not all incongruities are funny. Grave injury, child abuse, severe gambling losses … these are all incongruities to social norms, but are not funny.

These do not trigger laughter because we have developed a preference for what is called “benign violation.” The incongruity, or violation, only evokes humor and laughter if it is benign. If Coyote had an anvil fall on him, he would be crushed to death and there would only be one episode of the show. The fact that he only gets flattened, proceeds to spring back to normal and continues his mission without a scratch on him is what makes his pain humorous, benign.

Sarcasm and irony are essentially an artificial creation to elicit the feelings of humor that we so enjoy. We find humor in the irony that the Alanis Morrisette song “Irony” has absolutely no irony in it. Or we may find a mirthful pleasure in learning that a meter maid gets their drivers license suspended for having too many unpaid parking tickets.

Freud had a theory that humor and laughter were related to sexual tension. But of course, what wasn’t related to sexual tension in Freud’s mind? Freud’s idea ties back to the incongruity idea, but it’s more sex-oriented. A sexual topic is brought up in conversation, but the conclusion or punchline is not what the brain was expecting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your boobs.

Humor evolved because it rewards humans for being able to resolve false mental assumptions. Humor is the brain’s way of keeping itself in check and preventing runaway assumptions from harming us.

Children learn the humor of irony when their parents tell them that they have no idea how the presents got under the tree, and that they have no idea who ate the cookies and drank the milk.

Humor, sarcasm and irony can be painful and humiliating, but it is often that pain and humiliation where we find the lessons we were supposed to learn from the situation. So when your friend asks if you actually paid money for that new haircut, learn from it. Get a different cut next time.

HUDSON LOFCHIE tries really hard to be funny. Sometimes, it works. He can be reached at science@theaggie.org.

Saturate Yolo to show iPhone images of Yolo County

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A new type of exhibit will be displayed at the Davis Art Center in January. The center will host Saturate Yolo, a display of images taken using an iPhone and focusing solely on Yolo County.

Local Davis resident and artist Dave Webb created the exhibit, which will feature over 60 printed images and a five-frame electronic installation that will rotate dozens more images.

The exhibit will coincide with the City of Davis’ “Phone Art Month.” During the month of January, people will be free to post their own phone images on a Facebook page synced with Saturate Yolo.

Webb said that research has shown 85 percent of American adults own a cell phone and 76 percent of those users take pictures with those devices. He also said new technology allows people to share those images instantaneously, which most people do via some social media platform. They also use their phones to edit and manipulate the images.

“Declaring January ‘Phone Art Month’ is an invitation for people to submit their stuff on Facebook for others to look at,” Webb said. “There’s something about the arts that’s really critical and I think that phone art allows people to get involved.”

Webb started noticing the artistic quality of these images when he used his iPhone and started sharing his images on Facebook in 2008. He uses a range of iPhone applications to saturate the images.

“It seems like a really cool exhibit; I’ve never heard about anything like this before,” said Kevin McCormick, a third-year English major. “I didn’t realize you could use camera phones to create artwork on this scale. It’ll be interesting to see what kinds of images people post on Facebook.”

This exhibit reflects the ever-changing nature of the art scene in Downtown Davis, according to Mayor Joe Krovoza. He stated that in the last 18 months, the Davis art scene has simply exploded and is taking Davis creativity to a new level. All the new exhibits will contribute to the monthly 2nd Friday ArtAbout.

The exhibit will be shown from Jan. 5 to Feb. 2 at the Tsao Gallery in the Davis Art Center on F Street. There will be a reception on Jan. 11 from 5 to 7 p.m. and the Facebook page will go live on Jan. 5.

“One of the things I’m most proud of is the real multimedia and multidimensional aspects of our art [in] downtown,” Krovoza said. “We have always been a city that has thrived on sculpture because of the John Natsoulas Gallery. But then with the Transmedia Art Walk we really jumped into the digital age and this is another step in that direction.”

PAAYAL ZAVERI can be reached at city@theaggie.org.

UC Davis students rank high when it comes to Honest-tea

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This October, UC Davis students displayed their honesty while quenching their thirst at Honest Tea’s “Honest Campus” sale.

Honest Campus is a sale in which Honest Tea bottles are set up at unmanned stands on campus. Payment ($1, collected in a clear box at the stand), is made under the honor system. Once the stands are up and the bottles are out, Honest Tea staff stand back and watch from afar as their thirsty customers’ honesty is put to the test.

“The idea is to see if people will pay the $1 for the tea (the honest approach) or just grab one without paying,” said Darin Schluep, Foodservice Director with the Associated Students Dining Services at UC Davis, in an email interview.

Honest Tea approached Davis in early October with the hopes of conducting this social experiment on campus. On Oct. 24, Davis students were put to the test. Honest Tea staff discreetly watched the stand from nearby, tracking the results of the sale.

As it turns out, UC Davis is extremely honest — at least by Honest Tea standards. An initial report told of a 107 percent return from the sale. Not only was every bottle paid for in full, but some people even paid more than $1.

“If that’s true then that would make us the Most Honest Campus in the country (out of all the campuses that have done this ‘experiment’)!” Schluep said.
The money acquired from the sale will be donated to the UC Davis charity of choice: The ASUCD Scholarship Fund.

Honest Campus is an extension of the “National Honesty Index,” a social experiment the company put into effect this summer. Across the country, unmanned stands were set up, and the virtue of Honest Tea drinkers around the nation was tested.

Over 50 stands were set up in 30 cities. Honest Tea then used their findings to rank the honesty of cities, genders, business districts, hobbies and more.

“Though our experiment might not pass muster with a social scientist, the results present fascinating and fun insights about the American population,” said Seth Goldman, President and “TeaEO” of Honest Tea in a press release.

According to Honest Tea’s National Honesty Index, Salt Lake City and Oakland were both 100 percent honest, while the least honest location was Atlantic Terminal, Brooklyn, NY (61 percent). Women ranked more honest than men; men with beards won over men in suits; bikers beat out comic book fans … and the comparisons continue.

“It was great to see that by and large, people across the country are honest,” said Peter Kaye, Honest Tea vice president of marketing, in a press release.
The full Honesty Index, including all comparisons and statistics, can be found at nationalhonestyindex.com.

LAUREN MASCARENHAS can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

Highest-paid UC Davis faculty members from medical, professional programs

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During recent budget cuts and proposed fee increases to the University of California system, highly paid faculty members have come under fire.

At UC Davis, top paid faculty members include neurological surgery professor at the UC Davis Medical Center J. Paul Muizelaar, at $858,999.91; CEO of the UC Davis Medical Center Ann Rice, at $798,230.14; co-director of the UC Davis Spine Center Professor Kee D. Kim, at $746,955.14; vice chancellor at the UC Davis Medical Center and Dean of the School of Medicine Claire Pomeroy, who will be stepping down in June, at $734,378.38 and medical director of the UC Davis Vascular Center Professor John R. Laird at $575,000.

University of California is unusual in having a pay scale. The main pay scale is for faculty on regular nine-month appointments in non-professional school departments, notably in the College of Letters and Science. The usual progression begins at Assistant Professor Step 2, six years later promoted to Associate Professor Step 1, then eventually to Full Professor Step 1. Promotion to Full Professor Step 1 takes 12 years from the start. Then every three years after that, one would move up a step, according to A. Colin Cameron, a professor in the UC Davis economics department.

“On average, more productive people get paid more than people in disciplines with strong non-university sector demand e.g. business professors, doctors,” Cameron said.

The pay system is one-size-fits all. In theory, English professors earn the same as chemistry professors and in most fields the UC pay scales are below the salaries people receive at comparably-ranked universities, according to Cameron.

“Most of us work between 40 and 100 hours a week, including massive amounts of middle of the night and weekend and holidays work. Compared to lawyers, administrators, business people and private practice neurosurgeons, our pay is actually low, and if calculated as per hour/overtime pay it is really low,” said Muizelaar in an email interview.

Muizelaar said that only the best are admitted to medical school, and of that group, only top students are accepted into neurosurgery training programs. After seven years of grueling training at around age 34 to 40, students graduate.

He said that despite the high “status” of neurosurgery, there is already a noticeable decrease in interest in going into neurosurgery, probably in part due to the mismatch between talent and working conditions and pay as compared to many other fields.

Some still do not agree with the amount of pay UC faculty members continue to receive during the state’s ongoing financial crisis.

“I find it disturbing that you could take $100,000 out of each person’s salary and they would still be part of the one percent and not even feel the effects of losing that money … Right there we would have $1 million that could then go back into a school that is already facing severe budget cuts,” said Rachel Elefant, a third-year religious studies and history double major.

According to UC Davis Interim Executive Director of Strategic Communications Barry Shiller, Chancellor Linda P.B. Katehi’s salary at $408,915.96 was temporarily reduced during previous systemwide employee furloughs, which were imposed as a cost-cutting measure.

“[The] chancellor’s salaries are set contractually and subject to approval by the UC Regents. Chancellor Katehi’s compensation is the same as it was when she was appointed in 2009,” Shiller said.

Most recently, the newly appointed UC Berkeley chancellor, Nicholas B. Dirks, was awarded a $50,000 increase in his salary, which is now $486,000. During a recent UC Board of Regents meeting, it was stated that this would be paid by private donations, not state funds, according to a UC Office of the President statement.

NATASHA QABAZARD can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

Column: Under-reported rape

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After a sexual assault, survivors are told to call the police, get the support of their friends, seek medical help, press charges and avoid taking a shower. This is great advice that will help survivors. But what if they shower, don’t have a rape kit done, don’t tell anyone and time goes by?

We live in a society that expects instant punishment for the rapist and instant reporting from the survivor. However, this does not always happen and many survivors feel that if they did not immediately report the rape, they aren’t left with other choices.

All survivors have options, whether they decide to report the sexual assault or not. The victims’ advocates at the Campus Violence Prevention Program (CVPP) offer support, information and assistance with living situations, academic settings and health.

CVPP also provides guidance to other campus resources such as Student Judicial Affairs (SJA) and UC Davis Counseling and Psychological Services (CAPS). CVPP resources are confidential and free to any UC Davis student (both undergraduate and graduate), staff and faculty.

It’s important to realize that no matter how important pressing charges is, it is equally important to take care of your own well-being. Just because you didn’t take immediate action doesn’t mean you are unable to heal.

I interviewed a woman who was raped at four years old.

“When she held the knife against my neck, I wasn’t thinking about what she was doing, I was thinking I was afraid of the knife. Afterwards I kept thinking, ‘She said if I told anyone, she would stab me with the knife.’ So I never told anyone, ‘til about 30 years later,” she said.

We are taught what to do in the immediate, but those lessons often disregard the long-term effects of sexual violence.

Our society presses that we shouldn’t “invite rape.” Don’t wear those clothes, don’t walk in that neighborhood, don’t act like that. This shaming implies that if a rape does occur, the fault lies with the victim, rather than the rapist. It conditions us to assume responsibility over something that ultimately we are not responsible for — someone else’s unacceptable actions.

California rape law criminalizes any sex act that occurs without the consent of at least one sex partner. This includes instances when the suspect used physical force, false representation, intimidation and threats — or if the victim is unaware that the sex act is occurring, intoxicated, unable to make informed decisions or has a mental or physical impairment.

Sexist assumptions can harm survivors. Victims are often thought of as weak, young passive females while rapists are seen as strong, male strangers.
The concept that victims are partly responsible for rape, are women and must report immediately can produce feelings of shame in people who don’t fulfill these requirements. The reality of the situation — according to the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN) — is that two out of three rape victims know their rapist and one in every ten victims is male. It is extremely likely that you or someone you are close to has been a victim of sexual violence.
About every two minutes, someone is raped in the United States. Be conscious that your own actions have an impact on not only your own future, but the future of other rape victims. Stop believing in myths about rape and break the silence.

The healing process does not require, nor end at, an immediate response. Whether you are one of the 54 percent of rape survivors whose sexual assault hasn’t been reported or belong to the 46 percent who have, you have options and you aren’t alone.

Get support from people who will listen: family, friends, therapists and counselors, and understand that healing from a rape isn’t easy or quick; rape is a life altering event. It’s important to not make or believe assumptions about rape or shame others. Victims who assume guilt and don’t seek help have a much harder time recovering. Never think of your emotions as irrelevant; every survivor reacts to sexual trauma differently.

According to a CAPS psychiatrist, surviving a rape can lead to future problems — both mental and physical — including PTSD, flashbacks, drug or alcohol abuse, discomfort in relationships, inability to overcome feelings of vulnerability, etc. We tend to forget that individuals, not statistics, are the ones affected by sexual violence, and that every story and healing process is different.

The myths we hear about rape are spread through ignorance. Learn as much as you can and support mental and physical health in the aftermath of sexual violence.

You can contact the CVPP at (530) 752-3299.

KATELYN RINGROSE would love to hear your perspective; email her at knringrose@ucdavis.edu.