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Pancake Party


Buttermilk pancakes, cardamom pancakes, cinnamon applesauce pancakes, peanut butter-filled pancakes, speculoos-filled pancakes, candied bacon pancakes, lemon herbed goat cheese pancakes and postmodern pancakes. I ate all of them. In one sitting. Drenched in blood orange rhubarb syrup. In that order.

After watching I Like Killing Flies, a documentary about the eccentric owner of Shopsin’s in New York, I’ve been thinking about pancakes an awful lot. Shopsin’s is famous for its insanely huge menu — over 900 items — and its many pancakes in particular. The cleverly named postmodern pancakes, for example, are essentially ripped up, cooked pancakes thrown back into pancake batter and cooked again — a texturally interesting result that makes me want to try recreating mac and cheese pancakes next.

It’s easy to make all sorts of variations on pancakes in one sitting. Start with a basic pancake batter, scoop a few tablespoons into another bowl and add the special ingredients before hitting the griddle. For some, the other bowl isn’t even necessary.

What should your special ingredients be? Anything that sounds semi-weird yet tasty probably is semi-weird yet tasty. The only ingredient I picked up and then immediately put back down was Sriracha.

The Shopsin’s general philosophy isn’t just that the food has to be fun to eat, it has to be fun to make. This is definitely fun.

Buttermilk pancakes

(Adapted from Marion Cunningham’s The Breakfast Book.)

Yields 10 3-inch pancakes.

1 cup buttermilk

1 egg

3 tbsp melted butter

3/4 cup flour

1/2 tsp salt

1 tsp baking soda

Whisk together the buttermilk, egg and butter in a mixing bowl until smooth.

In a separate bowl, stir together the dry ingredients. Add the dry ingredients to the wet and stir until all the dry ingredients are moistened. Leave the batter lumpy.

Heat a skillet to medium-high. Lightly grease with butter and spoon about 3 tbsp of batter per pancake. Cook until you see a few bubbles form on the top, turn over and cook for about a minute.

Keep cooked pancakes warm in a 250 degree oven until you’re ready to serve.

 

For peanut butter-filled pancakes

After the batter has been in the skillet for about a minute, add a tablespoon of peanut butter in the center. Continue as you would normally.

For candied bacon pancakes

The candied bacon needs to be made in advance, but you’ll probably be making candied bacon all the time once you try it.

After the batter has been in the skillet for about a minute, sprinkle about a tablespoon of candied bacon bits. Continue as you would normally.

For lemon goat cheese pancakes

Spoon three tablespoons of batter into another bowl and mix in about a tablespoon of crumbled goat cheese and a generous squeeze of lemon. Continue as you would normally.

Beauty & the beast: Dressing for success

As we are all well aware of, finals are coming up.

This entails much-dreaded, sleepless nights of trying to relearn all the material we’ve learned this entire quarter. Amiss frantically going over homework problems, making sense of stacks of unorganized notes and lecture slides, and frantically attempting to understand long-winded textbooks, we tend to put a halt on caring about our appearances. Because when it comes down to the final crunch, every extra minute of sleep or cramming counts.

I have a small confession to make. Although I have a column focusing on beauty and fashion, I’m surprisingly lazy when it comes down to it. I would like to think that I usually look at least somewhat presentable, but I don’t wake up early enough to deal with cute outfits, much less painting on a face. In fact, I’m probably one of the bigger advocates for the no make-up, somewhat messy high ponytail, t-shirt and sweats look.

However, I want to emphasize the importance of dressing for success.

In my Communication 134 class, my professor showed a video clip of a TED Talk by Amy Cuddy. In her talk, she informs us about the influence of our nonverbal behaviors. It doesn’t come as unexpected that our nonverbal behaviors influence how others perceive us, but surprisingly, they have a large impact on ourselves as well.

           Amy Cuddy focused on power dynamics and nonverbal expressions of power dominance. She notes a universal act that appears throughout the entire animal kingdom. Those who exhibit high-power tend to open up, expand themselves and take up more space, while those who exhibit lower-power tend to close up and try to take up less space.
From there, she performed a study in which a group of people pose in either high-power poses or low-power poses before they go into a job interview. Interviewers were specifically trained to give absolutely no nonverbal feedback during the taped interview.

Another set of people who were completely unaware of the purpose of the study watch the video, and not surprisingly, they all would rather hire the high-power posers to the people who were in poses that exhibit low power. The high power posers also rated higher overall presence and confidence during the interview, indicating that nonverbal behaviors do in fact affect how we think and feel.

           I think this study is relevant and translates into what we wear also. How we dress and present ourselves is part of our nonverbal behavior. Our clothing and our all together look can be a powerful form of expression that can partly define who we are to others as well as ourselves.
The aspect where our clothes send messages to others about who we are is apparent in an interview situation. If you show up disheveled and sloppy, the interviewer is going to assume you don’t care and not view you as viable candidate.

Our look can also influence how we think and feel as well. As a kid, I grew up watching Lizzie McGuire. The popular girl, Kate, often had her hair tied up in a high ponytail. Nowadays, I still find myself more confident when my hair is tied up in a high ponytail. Although, my ability to concentrate better without hair in my face may also be a contributing factor.

So to explain my casual, lazy attire, I tell myself that I’ll perform better if I’m comfortable and cozy. Since I have that attitude, I feel confident in myself, even if my attire doesn’t exactly send a message to confidence for others.

On the other end of the spectrum, if I put in some effort into my look, I feel prettier and thus, feel more confident.

Therefore, because our look is a form of expression, how we dress depends on how we feel day to day, as it should be. Ultimately how you decide to present yourself is decided by you and for you. I am a strong believer that how you present yourself is not solely to impress others.

But if you insist on dressing to impress, well there’s absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to look cute. Honestly though, you can probably take a break for finals week. Everyone’s probably too busy with their noses in their textbooks to notice your efforts.

Whatever you decide to wear, or not wear, good luck on finals. And have an amazing spring break!


EUGENIA CHUNG can be reached at ehchung@ucdavis.edu. xxx

Science and Society 42 presents Earthtones

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All college students have dealt with final exams. For one UC Davis class, however, the final can be even more daunting: there is an audience.

That’s the premise of Science and Society 42: Earth, Water, Science, Song, which fuses studies and song. The class is taught by Professor Wendy Silk and seeks to combine environmental issues and live performance. The official description sums it up.

“In this course students will fuse the intellectual power of environmental science with the emotional power of the performing arts.”

Darren Dinh, a first-year biochemistry major, simplified it.

“It’s an environmental class that focuses on water and soil systems,” Dinh said.

As part of the course, the students have to write and perform original environment-based songs, which they perform in a show, titled Earthtones. Ellen Davis, first-year mechanical engineering major, explained the reasoning behind the unique final.

“The professor wanted to have a class where the final was a performance. There was a fusion of science and music. Almost all of the songs are original. We split into groups, and the groups write the songs,” Davis said.

“The show is considered to be part of the class; it’s our final,” stated Margaret Huang, fourth-year biochemistry major.

Davis shared some advice for anyone considering taking the class.

“If you’re looking for class that changes up the format, this is definitely a class for you,” she said.

The performances take place during the final week of the quarter. The first show took place on Tuesday, in the Plant and Environmental Sciences building. The next show will be held on Friday, at 7 p.m. at the Natsoulas Gallery, located at 521 First St.

BRETT BUNGE can be reached at arts@theaggie.org.

The Aggie Arcade

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Game of the week

StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm came out this week, meaning it’s time to jump back into Blizzard’s addictive real-time strategy franchise. The expansion pack acts as the second installment in a planned trilogy and picks up two years after the events of Wings of Liberty.

This time around, players will take control of Kerrigan and the Zerg race in a series of unique missions similar to the first entry in the trilogy. According to Blizzard, approximately 20 missions are included in the expansion in addition to unit additions/modifications for all three races — Terran, Protoss and Zerg.

Obviously the new units will have the biggest impact in the game’s online multiplayer component, and anyone familiar with the StarCraft name knows the series’ penchant for cutthroat competitive play. I’m admittedly terrible at StarCraft, so I stuck to the single-player campaign in Wings of Liberty. But I had a fun time with it, and I’m usually not one to devote any reasonable amount of time to RTS games.

Based on the videos I’ve seen this week, Heart of the Swarm continues the tradition of solid single-player campaigns for those of us not interested in the multi-player offering. The varying mission types, upgrade paths and unique skills are all there to be enjoyed.

I’m sure the multi-player is still great though. Even from a distance I respect the amount of skill involved in becoming a dominant StarCraft II player. Simply watching matches fascinates me — I have no clue what goes on, and yet I remain glued to the screen. I look forward to checking out some more competitive play now that Heart of the Swarm has been released.

This week in news

SimCity came out last week, the first series entry in over a decade. The servers immediately collapsed, the video game community expressed its outrage, and here we are a week later with the same persisting issues.

The game’s stringent internet connection requirements are the source of the controversy. In order to play SimCity, the player must be connected to the game’s servers. I’m not simply referring to online multiplayer — even single-player content cannot be accessed without an internet connection. So when the servers essentially imploded, that $50 copy of SimCity became unplayable.

Some of the problems have been fixed by developer Maxis and the game studio — along with publisher Electronic Arts — has now set up a server status page to better inform players. Nevertheless, I still hear of people unable to access their wondrous cities due to these issues.

The fact that I have to be connected to the internet to access single-player content is silly to begin with. SimCity’s disastrous launch last week helps highlight the ridiculousness of such a requirement, so hopefully game developers and publishers will be a bit more careful about this in the future.

ANTHONY LABELLA can be reached at arts@theaggie.org.

Arts Week

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MUSIC
Quarteto Nuevo
Friday, 8 p.m., $10 students
Davis Art Center, 1919 F St.
A cellist, percussionist, acoustic guitarist and soprano sax player make up this jazz quartet. They are to be the second featured performers for the Davis Art Center’s Classical Guitar Series. The concert organizer chose the multi-instrument quartet to enhance the relationship of guitar to other instruments. Tickets can be bought online from davisartcenter.brownpapertickets.com.

Egghead Music Walk
Friday, 2 p.m., free
“Egghead Walking Tour” UC Davis
Select members from the St. Louis Symphony will be performing pieces at the five different eggheads this Friday, heading north from “See No Evil/Hear No Evil.” The walk is the first of the symphony’s two free performances, ending with a Mondavi Center performance on Sunday. Tickets for the latter can be bought on the Mondavi Center website.

ART/GALLERY
GenitaliAf(f)air
All week, MU open hours, free
King Lounge, UC Davis
GenitaliAf(f)fair is a multimedia art show featuring pieces of genitalia artwork by UC Davis students. The show is hosted by ASUCD’s Gender and Sexuality Commission as a way to both entertain and inform the public about what is usually seen as a private matter. The exhibit opened on Tuesday, as a fair with informational booths and activities and will be shown for an indeterminate amount of time.

DANCE
Pamela Trokanski Dance Theatre & The Third Stage
Sunday, 3:00 p.m., $12
Pamela Trokanski Dance Workshop, 2720 Del Rio Place
The Pamela Trokanski Dance Theatre is putting on the spring show of their 28th season with The Third Stage and the Pamela Trokanski Apprentice Company. Pieces to be performed are Serendipity, Parallel Universes and Opening Pandora’s Box. Wear green and get your tickets for half-price but only at the St. Patrick’s Day show. Other performances will also occur at 8 p.m. on March 22 to 23.

THEATER/MONDAVI
The Cashore Marionettes
Friday-Sunday, 2:00 p.m. & 7:00 p.m., $17.50 student
Mondavi Center
One-man marionette manipulator, Joseph Cashore, will be performing his piece Simple Gifts at the Mondavi Center. Multiple marionettes of all sorts and species will be moving to the sounds of Strauss, Beethoven, Vivaldi and more. Tickets can be bought through the Mondavi Center website or at the ticket booth.

The Wizard of Oz
Saturday, 2:15 p.m., $8
Davis Musical Theatre Company, 607 Pena Dr.
The classic American musical, The Wizard of Oz, is showing this and next weekend at the Davis Musical Theatre Company in the Young Performers’ Theatre. The actors are all 7 to 17 years old. To see other showtimes, go to dmtc.org.

— Tanya Azari

New research lab safety regulations to be implemented after delay

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In an effort to reduce students’ exposure to lab risks, UC officials released new policies regarding lab safety that were to be put into effect March 1.

However, the implementation of these policies has been delayed in order to allow for the review of more comments from campuses about the new regulations.

These regulations include required personal protective equipment (PPE) students must wear at all times while they are inside a lab. PPE is chosen by supervisors based on their assessment of hazardous materials in the workplace and will be provided to students at no cost. This new policy applies to students enrolled in academic courses where PPE is required by the instructor and/or indicated in the course syllabus.

These new policies came as a response to an accident at UCLA, where research scientist Sheri Sangji died in a lab fire four years ago after a small quantity of a chemical compound that ignites when exposed to air was spilled during an extraction from a sealed container.

There have been many reports about the accident and the ensuing lawsuit against the UC and her supervising professor, Patrick Harran, who faces up to five years in prison if convicted of the charges.

Some examples of PPE include flame-retardant lab coats, gloves, foot protection such as steel-toed shoes, eye protection which includes safety glasses or goggles, protective hearing devices like earplugs or muffs and hard hats.

These new regulations were to be put into effect March 1, however there have been delays due to the fact that the UCOP Office of Risk Services received over 300 comments on the new procedures and all comments need to be reviewed and assessed, according to Erike Young, director of Environmental Health and Safety. The expectation is that the policies will be in effect within the next 30 to 60 days.

Many students are glad to comply with the new regulations.

“I think it’s a good idea. Safety should always take the priority in policymaking. All students and faculty should take the utmost care in maintaining their own safety as well as the safety of others,” said Kevin Cappa, a third-year biomedical engineering student.

However, some believe these new rules are extreme.

Zac Lewis, a Ph.D. candidate in the Microbiology Department, believes these new rules are a reflection of how UC officials are out of touch with the day-to-day activities of UC students.

“The policy doesn’t reflect an understanding of how labs are different from each other. It appears to be written by someone who doesn’t recognize this, and is therefore out of touch,” Lewis said. “The hazards in a lab that uses ethanol as its most dangerous substance are very different [from] a lab that uses toxic heavy metals or studies Ebola virus. Establishing a higher level of minimum PPE for everyone just because of what appears to be potential liability exposure doesn’t seem to be an intelligently designed policy.”

Since 1970, the Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA) has had laws with rules that employers must enforce to keep employees safe in the workplace. Each campus has independently administered the requirements of these rules. However, because of the fatal lab fire at UCLA, UC officials elected to provide comprehensive policies that ensured consistent application of the laws, according to Jill Parker, UC Davis associate vice chancellor of Safety Services.

Parker said the policy drafted is a collaboration among faculty, staff, researchers, safety specialists, outside subject experts and attorneys.

“In our classrooms, we are teaching our next generation of scientists. Good lab practices are paramount to good science. All of these requirements are not only normal, but absolutely expected in every modern lab in the scientific community,” she said. “To prepare our students with a lesser standard than best practice would be failing in our obligation to prepare our students for their ultimate life profession and to keep them safe in the process.”

New guides and evaluation tools to help lab supervisors implement these new regulations will also be released. According to Parker, Safety Services staff at UC Davis will be assigned to work with faculty to help with all aspects of these new implementations to ensure consistent application and understanding.

NATASHA QABAZARD can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

Men’s Basketball Preview

Teams: UC Davis vs. Cal Poly
Records: Aggies 14-16, (9-9); Mustangs 17-12, (12-6)
Where: Honda Center — Anaheim, Calif.
When: Thursday at 2:30 p.m.
Who to watch: The Aggies are headed to Anaheim, Calif. this weekend and all eyes will be on sophomore Corey Hawkins. Hawkins has been absolutely incredible for UC Davis this year, leading the Big West Conference in scoring and placing in the top ten for eight other individual categories.

The Goodyear, Ariz., native was granted First Team All-Big West honors this week, in addition to earning the Big West Newcomer of the Year Award. CBS Sports also named Hawkins the Big West’s Most Valuable Player.

Hawkins played a championship-caliber game against Long Beach State last Thursday night, but Saturday’s performance against UC Irvine was unusually muted. To be fair, the Hawk still finished the game with 21 points, 3 assists and 2 steals but he went 9-14 from the free throw line which is highly uncharacteristic for him. The Aggies want to be contenders for Sunday’s championship game and Hawkins will be a key component in achieving that goal.

Did you know? Coach Jim Les has a knack for turning teams around. He took the head coaching position at his alma mater, Bradley, in 2003. Just three years later, that same faltering squad advanced to the Sweet Sixteen round of the NCAA Tournament.

Likewise, in his second year at UC Davis, he led them to a middle of the pack contender for the Big West Conference tournament. The Aggies are a dark horse to win the league after having gone 3-13 in conference last year.

Preview: UC Davis split games with rival Cal Poly this year. The Aggies took the first, winning 69-67 on a Hawkins buzzer-beater special. The Mustangs charged back to snag a victory a month later, when they won 68-53.

It has been over a month since the loss in San Luis Obispo, and the Aggies are a much better squad. This team has experienced some incredible ups and downs during the past month and it has made them stronger as a result.

UC Davis lost both games last week. First, they lost a true heartbreaker to Long Beach State and then they followed it up with a second half collapse against UC Irvine. Most teams would be defeated after a week like that, but this young roster has shown incredible maturity over the past few days.

This team has practiced hard and prepared well. They know that they can go toe-to-toe with any team in the Big West and they are ready to start claiming those close victories, instead of falling victim to them.

“We’ve got a hard week ahead of us but we’ll do everything we can to prepare,” head coach Jim Les said.

Senior Ryan Howley echoed Les’ thoughts. The loss against UC Irvine meant Howley and fellow senior Paolo Mancasola lost their last games at home. As if this team needed any more motivation after the Long Beach upset, they are more determined than ever to help these seniors end their Aggie careers on a good note.

“We need to make the most of these next few days to prepare for the upcoming tournament. We will learn from our mistakes and work hard at practice to prepare for our next game,” he said.

The Big West Championship Tournament will be held at the Honda Center this weekend. Every game will be televised on Fox Prime Ticket and they can also be viewed online via BigWestTV. Friday’s semi-final game will be aired on ESPN3 and will be aired at a later time on ESPNU as well.

— Kim Carr

Column: Misleading empowerment

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Sex & Society

A couple of days ago, in the middle of a late-night tampon run, I stumbled across a line of products under the name “Summer’s Eve.”

The shelves in front of me boasted an assortment of vaginal “cleansing” products, including douches, deodorants and travel-size cleansing pads. They came in an array of flirtatious artificial scents, like Sweet Romance and Island Splash.

Turns out, Summer’s Eve came under some pretty heavy criticism last year when they ran a series of commercials targeted at different racial groups. In these ads, talking hands meant to represent each woman’s “wonder down under” spoke in stereotyped white, black and Hispanic accents. These pseudo-vaginas demanded the care and attention they deserved, and encouraged their women to be “BFFs” with their lady-parts.

Most of the negative attention landed on the racial stereotyping presented in the commercials. But what really irked me about these ads, and the products in general, was that the company was shaming women into something unnecessary — even unsafe — under the guise of embracing female sexuality.

First off, products like these lead to the belief that women’s vaginas should smell like … not vaginas. They suggest that the natural scent of a healthy cunt is Tropical Rain, and that anything short of a potpourri purse is desperately in need of some Summer’s Eve “cleansing.”

This is shaming women, not empowering them.

Sure, it’s great to see more open discussion about women’s bodies in the media. But that’s not what this is. On the surface, Summer’s Eve is simply coasting on the wave of trendy sexual liberation. Their website flaunts a “V Glossary,” defining terms like G-Spot and Kegel, and other ads go so far as to call the vagina “the center of the universe.” Unfortunately, their products’ implied messages are not tackling the stigma attached to female sexuality. In a way, they’re actually advocating this stigma in the name of increased sales, playing off of the constant reminders most women grow up with, that their anatomy is inherently dirty and impure.

Besides making women feel ashamed of their pheromones, products like these can also be downright unhealthy. While every vagina has its own unique aroma (influenced by diet, exercise, normal bacteria, ovulation and menstruation), drastic changes in smell can indicate problems. Starting each day with a spritz of Morning Paradise could disguise the strong, fishy smell that usually indicates bacterial vaginosis. Covering up with a layer of Delicate Blossom during your lunch breaks could distract from the malty, bread-like scent that is often a precursor to yeast infections.

Even worse is douching, or the rinsing of the vaginal canal. Despite the claim that Summer’s Eve products are gynecologist-tested, I have never heard any medical professional advise the use of douches. Douching is not only unnecessary; it can be quite harmful, too. For one, douching can dry out, inflame, irritate and even tear vaginal tissue, which increases the risk of contracting STIs.

Douching also messes with the female body’s natural balance. Part of what makes vaginas so fascinating is their ability to self-regulate delicate pH, yeast and bacteria levels. Rinsing the vaginal canal with water or even a “specially balanced” Summer’s Eve solution can disrupt these levels, which often lead to infection.

Even worse, if these infections are present, douching can push them farther in toward the cervix or uterus. This increases the chance of developing PID (pelvic inflammatory disease), a much more serious infection. If a woman tries to use douching as a form of birth control (don’t), she can even put herself at risk of an ectopic pregnancy, which can be fatal if left untreated. Unsurprisingly, the “Vagina Owner’s Manual” on the Summer’s Eve website makes little to no mention of these dangers.

The Summer’s Eve campaigns are irresponsible because they make douching and perfuming the vagina seem like a basic part of female hygiene. Though those trendy talking vagina-hands may seem to tell you otherwise, making women feel ashamed of their bodies to increase sales is not in the best interest of vaginal health. No matter how empowering the message may seem, Summer’s Eve is simply perpetuating the same exploitative body-shaming they claim to be fighting.

MARISA MASSARA should be writing a Chaucer essay, but vaginas are more fun. She can be reached at mvmassara@ucdavis.edu.

Electronic Music Concert to be held at TCS Building

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The popular contemporary image of the electronic musician as the megastar DJ, fist-pumping on an elevated stage while a set of pre-programmed beats causes a sea of drugged-out fans to undulate, is a fairly new concept; few realize what a long, illustrious history the genre has had. At it’s core, electronic music has always been about the ability to produce sounds that were impossible for most of our existence, to push the boundaries of what music can sonically achieve.

This Thursday evening, at 7 p.m. in the TCS Building, several young musicians with ties to the technocultural studies program will exemplify this aspect of the genre, performing music at the creative juncture between technology and art.

The event has been organized in close connection with TCS 122, a course in intermediate sonic arts taught by accomplished experimental musician Bob Ostertag, and will serve primarily to showcase some of the best work produced in the class this quarter.

Among the featured artists are alumni John Brumley and David Defelippo (both alumni), along with current fourth-year TCS major Roy Werner. All three have had a history in electronic music production courses, and have each developed a distinct take on sonic experimentation.

Much of their work has also been independently released on music networking sites such as Bandcamp or Soundcloud. The current Facebook event page for the performance provides links to these recordings, which provide a good idea of the unique talent organized for this evening.

Steven Gordon, a fifth-year English and TCS double-major whose work will also be featured, described the format of the show.

“It’s a series of pieces, most around 10 minutes in length, and all the student works feature a Buchla 200e Modular Synthesizer, an instrument very few colleges own,” Gordon said. “It will be a mix of live performances and pre-composed pieces, with several songs blending the two styles together.”

Other artists on the roster for tonight, including Roy Werner, explained that there are often visual components in addition to their peers’ music, including experimental video art. When asked what he thought of the lineup for the event, Werner was enthusiastic.

“I think that those guys [John Brumley and David Defelippo] are making some of the most interesting stuff I have heard in a long time, conceptually and sonically.”

Ostertag, who also teaches TCS 122, is looking forward to the event.

“Anyone interested in music outside the box will find themselves right at home,” Ostertag said.

ANDREW RUSSELL can be reached at arts@theaggie.org.

News in Brief: Snapshot Photo Campaign organized for Picnic Day 2013

The Picnic Day 2013 team is organizing the Snapshot Photo Campaign for Picnic Day 2013 and asking for submissions of photos of the “perfect” Picnic Day.

Selected photos will be compiled into a collage that is to be displayed at the MU, ARC and SCC during Picnic Day, according to the online event page.

The contest is open to students, staff, faculty and community members.

Participants can submit photos to specialevents@picnicday.ucdavis.edu or turn in a 4×6 hard copy to the Picnic Day office at 349 MU.

The submission deadline is tomorrow.

— Muna Sadek

Column: Myth of objectivity

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The Anarchist

We live in a world full of death, suffering and extreme despotism. There are some hard problems to fix. Some other highly pervasive problems are not so hard. The endurance of hard problems doesn’t need an explanation: We haven’t solved them because they’re hard.

But what is the explanation for the persistence of the easy problems? Well, I think their very existence is proof of a thesis that I frequently supply and that I want to try to further explicate here. People cannot solve problems that should be easily fixed because some powerful institutions do not want those problems fixed. It would reduce their power.

Every institution acts in this way. This is what causes the manipulation of ideologies. The most powerful groups naturally filter information. By coercing information, our actions are controlled and the easy problems remain.

No one is forcing anyone to write anything. The world is comprised of institutions that craft the society to fit whatever upholds their power.

This has two important effects. One — those people who honestly and sincerely hold the beliefs that uphold power will naturally be selected for. Megyn Kelly or Brian Williams, these people really believe the totally bogus stuff that they say. It’s not that the media is full of liars who want to uphold power.

It is full of people who were selected for success because they happened to be properly submissive to the ideology that they were indoctrinated into. Success in news media is the ability to seem critical and feel critical while being really, really not critical. Have you heard of any major muckraking journalists exposing big truths lately? I haven’t.

Second — powerful institutions can exclude or minimize voices that would question the framework in which they address issues. This topic is dealt with thoroughly by Democracy Now! host Amy Goodman. In her book “Breaking the Sound Barrier,” she argues that through sheer volume, corporate media (the media most crafted by elite institutions) drowns out real dissent.

If there are hundreds of web pages and news sites with heavy advertising bombarding people, then the one skeptical page that they come across will seem weird and false. Furthermore, by repetition and reaffirmation, a sort of confirmation bias can be built into people’s thinking.

That is, people are presented with fact X and fact Y by corporate media. Then later, they get fact Z. All three facts cohere nicely, and it all seems to fit. It all works; it must be true! Since X and Y seem true, then this gives Z credence. Since Z seems true, it gives X and Y credence. It is a circular method of self-affirmation. It is an astoundingly effective form of manipulation. Now imagine this type of confirmation bias, not with three facts, but with thousands.

That is the framework of thought imposed upon us.

The underlying idea that enables this can be reduced. The myth of objectivity is as rampant as it is ludicrous. There is no objective standpoint. What is called “objective” is merely the very center of accepting the framework of the elites’ discourse. That center is non-challenging. “Objective” simply means “non-critical.”

People have assumed that fair assessment of facts means conforming to the prevailing assessments. That is a failure. That is not what objectivity is supposed to mean. In fact, eminent biologist Stephen Jay Gould proposed this very idea in the sciences: “Objectivity must be operationally defined as fair treatment of data, not absence of preference.”

The mere fact that news media would choose to report one thing and not another is a statement of preference, a statement of value. Human speech is riddled with implicit value judgments. To think that any report of news could be devoid of preference or ideology is absurd. The myth of objectivity is the most blatant example of Newspeak ideology — anything that doesn’t sound like corporate media is radical and non-objective.

Objectivity is good when it is real objectivity — the fair treatment of data. Ironically, if we treat the data fairly, we will easily come to the conclusion that major media is not really objective, not even close.

Major corporate conglomerates are not going to pay you to undermine worldviews that they benefit from. If you’re a real journalist, then these groups will treat you with hostility. If you are a fake journalist, an intellectual submissive, then you may be in for a highly successful career in journalism.

BRIAN MOEN doesn’t want to offend young journos, but embolden them. He can be reached at bkmoen@ucdavis.edu.

Aggies fall to Matadors in conference playoffs

Women’s basketball finished their up-and-down season with a tough 61-40 loss to a thoroughly deserving Cal State Northridge team. UC Davis leaves the conference playoffs with a final overall record of 12-18.

Though the Aggies have been able to put points up in a hurry at multiple points in the season, they really struggled with shooting the basketball in the past few games. It cost them big-time on Tuesday night. In the previous four games before the quarterfinal matchup, UC Davis shot a rough 32.99 percent from the field.

Tuesday night was no exception to this trend as the Aggies once again struggled to find rhythm in their offense. They started off cold, shooting 28.6 percent from the field in the first half, and it would not get better in the second when they shot an even lower 18.8 percent from the field.

Sophomore Sydnee Fipps led the Aggies in scoring and rebounding once again, with 13 points and eight boards. However, she lacked her usual efficiency, shooting a lackluster 4-13 from the field.

The Matadors came out aggressive and jumped to an early 8-2 lead. Fipps fought back with back-to-back three pointers to tie the game.

From there however, the Aggies’ shooting struggles emerged and the Matadors continued putting up points. The Matadors shot 55.2 percent in the first half, including a 13-0 run, on their way to a 33-17 lead with 1:55 remaining in the first half.

The Aggies managed to enter halftime with a bit of momentum with jumpers from freshman Celia Marfone and senior Blair Shinoda. This closed the gap somewhat, allowing the Matadors to go into the intermission with a smaller 12-point lead.

The Matadors managed to gain control once again during the start of the second half. They managed to keep the lead, expanding it to as much as 18 points with 7:33 left in the game.

At this time, the Aggies went on a small run led by freshman Alyson Doherty. A layup, a three-point play, and two free throws by Doherty, along with Fipps’ three-pointer, allowed the Aggies to come within nine points of CSU Northridge with only 5:28 remaining in the game.

From there the Matadors exerted their will on the game and went on a 13-0 run to extend their lead to 23 points with only 25 seconds left in the game. A Marfone jumper managed to marginally close the gap to the final score of 61-40.

Marfone finished the game with four points and an impressive seven rebounds. Doherty, the catalyst for the second-half run, finished with seven points and two rebounds. She was the Aggies second leading scorer on Tuesday night.

In the end, the lack of scoring efficiency and output cost the Aggies their chance at advancing to the second round of the Big West conference playoffs.

“I think tonight we struggled offensively putting the ball in the basket,” Fipps said. “I don’t think we could put the ball in the basket as well as we typically do.”

KENNETH LING can be reached at sports@theaggie.org.

News in Brief: Yolo MoveOn to host community forum

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On March 26, Yolo MoveOn will host a forum on “Creating Democracy and Challenging Corporate Rule” from 7:15 to 8:30 p.m. at the Davis Branch Library Blanchard Room, 315 E 14th St.

David Cobb, an attorney and organizer of the Move to Amend campaign, will be a guest speaker. He will discuss the recent U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission (FEC) and speak about how local residents can work to abolish “corporate personhood” and reestablish the government to be of, by and for the people.

Move to Amend is a coalition aimed at ending corporate rule, building a democracy accountable to the people and advocating for social and economic justice.

According to the Move to Amend press release, the forum will focus on ways Yolo County can join the national movement against corporate personhood.

— Claire Tan

Primate research center appeals citation of maltreatment of monkeys

In response to a complaint filed by an animal rights group, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) cited the California National Primate Research Center at UC Davis for maltreatment from 2009 to 2010, specifically the death of 19 monkeys.

UC Davis appealed the citation, and after continued investigation, the USDA recently decided not to issue a fine due to improvements since the deaths occurred.

Between October 2009 and June 2010, 19 rhesus macaque monkeys died in the outdoor breeding colony, and in response Ohio-based animal rights protest group Stop Animal Exploitation NOW (SAEN) sent a complaint to the USDA. The USDA issued a preliminary intent to cite and inspected the research facility as well as the necropsy records of the 19 primates in February 2011.

However, since this number is within the acceptable rates of mortality in large breeding colonies, the Primate Research Center and the university appealed the citation. After a prolonged period of appeals protesting, the USDA publicly issued the inspection report on Monday. The USDA did not levy a fine for the research facility.

“There is no penalty action that will accompany the results of this inspection,” said David Sacks, USDA spokesman for the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service. “The UC Davis primate center is working to improve the care of its primates, and that is a good thing.”

Dr. Dallas Hyde, center director and professor of veterinary medicine at UC Davis, said animals in the wild have a threefold death and illness rate than in the center’s colonies.

“The large majority of deaths occur in young animals in which there is a short window of time to discover and treat the illness or injury,” Hyde said. “We’re doing as well as any other facility in the country in terms of statistics. The USDA let the citation stand, but they didn’t fine us because the remedial steps that were taken to address the problem were impressive. We tried to find improvements everywhere we could.”

According to the inspection report issued by the USDA in February, and made public on Monday, appropriate methods were not used to prevent, control, diagnose and treat diseases and injuries of several non-human primates housed at the facility. A majority of the primates died from lack of adequate nutrition and/or parental care.

The Primate Research Center is one of eight primate centers supported by the National Institutes of Health and houses 5,000 non-human primates for breeding and research in areas including behavioral disorders such as autism and Alzheimer’s; infectious diseases such as HIV, tuberculosis and malaria; and respiratory diseases such as asthma and chronic disruptive lung disease.

Since the complaint was filed, according to Hyde, the facility has instituted a mortality review committee and now conducts afternoon health checks alongside the existing morning health checks in order to identify more animals that need assistance. The center pays especially close attention to infant primates, who are often protected by their mother and hard to inspect from the outside of the field cage. By implementing positive reinforcement training for mother primates at risk, he said, the center is better able to inspect both mother and infant.

“We do not want to disturb the social bond between mothers and babies,” Hyde said. “By training them to come up to the field cage side with the infant, it really gives us the opportunity to do a quick inspection daily to have a better handle on how the infant is doing. It’s the best, least stressful way to do an exam.”

SAEN executive director Michael Budkie issued a press release Tuesday, which stated that primate deaths continue, and alleged that negligence has increased at UC Davis, as a dozen infant primates died in 2011 from the same causes that affected the primates that perished in 2009 and 2010.

“[UC Davis] receives over $11 million per year, and they can’t even make sure the infant monkeys are surviving,” Budkie stated in the press release. “This is federal highway robbery combined with animal abuse on a massive scale. It is clear from UC Davis’s own veterinary records that infant animals are still suffering from maternal neglect and that the care given older primates has not improved — this negligence has led to multiple deaths. Nothing has changed; primates are still suffering and dying in violation of federal law.”

Hyde disagrees.

“We’re leading the field in how to raise animals in captive environments,” he said.

SAEN has filed another complaint for the deaths of a dozen infant primates in 2011, according to a news release on Tuesday.

More information on the California National Primate Research Center can be found at cnprc.ucdavis.edu.

STEPHANIE B. NGUYEN can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

Raising the bar

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Do you know what your first Miranda right is? How about the colloquial name for the London Underground, a rapid transit system in the United Kingdom? Or what noun/verb fits the description, “to fill various items”? Chances are if you didn’t get these answers right, The Scrambled Eggheads or The Ice Cream Socialists probably did.

Trivia nights throughout downtown Davis offer a night of puzzling questions and funny team names. Just follow the rules, feel free to buy food or drinks — especially if you’re there during happy hour — and collaborate with your teammates to pass this weekly bar exam.

Locations for these quiz nights include DeVere’s Irish Pub, hosted on Mondays at 7 p.m., Sophia’s Thai Kitchen and Bar, hosted on Tuesdays at 10 p.m., G Street Wunderbar on Mondays at 9 p.m., Ket Mo Ree on Wednesdays at 9:30 p.m., Woodstock’s on Thursdays at 9 p.m. and Froggy’s on Wednesdays at 7 to 8 p.m.

While there are many opportunities for trivia nights, DeVere’s Irish Pub and Sophia’s Thai Kitchen and Bar are rated the most popular on Davis Wiki. Jane Hildeburn, a fourth-year managerial economics major, considers DeVere’s to be her preferred pick.

“I really like the setup. Everyone gets space to sit [and] to relax … [versus] at Sophia’s, [where] it’s cramped and you have to stand [if] you don’t get a seat. I [also] like it better here [than I did at Bistro 33] because you can see everyone [versus] at Bistro [where] everyone’s kind of hidden in their own little pocket,” Hildeburn said. “The crowd here is super excited, too.”

Dr. Andy Jones, a University Writing Program professor, used to host the trivia nights at Bistro 33 until their last one on Sept. 26, 2011. He now hosts the trivia nights at DeVere’s Irish Pub.

“[My favorite part of this is] all the friends that I’ve made, and just hamming it up. That and making on-the-fly jokes about people’s answers or at their expense while I’m walking around because I have a lot of friends that come,” Jones said.

At DeVere’s trivia nights, there are usually around 40 teams, which translates into between 200 to 240 people. Teams must be between four to six members. Rules also include no shouting out the answers, no outside help — such as smartphone or use of other technological devices — and no arguing with the quizmaster.

Prizes at DeVere’s Irish Pub include a $50 gift certificate for first place, a $25 gift certificate for second place, a $15 gift certificate for third place and often a fourth prize of swag, which can include any number of special items.

The second-place team of this Monday night, also the night of Jones’ birthday, says they try to practice for each week by paying attention to top movies of the week or reading top headlines in the media. Since they come every Monday, they also cleverly vary their team name.

“[Tonight our team name] was Welsh for ‘Happy Birthday, Dr. Andy.’ We change names every week so people don’t hate us,” one of the second-place winners said.

Jones also stays tuned to the public trending news headlines, along with his reading and teaching, to help create questions for his weekly pub quiz.

“I’ve got a template for the types of questions that I use … if I write a good question then I’ll recycle it every couple of years. So my questions have about a three-year shelf life. If it’s good I’ll put it [back] at the bottom of the stack. I’ve got a document with about over 200 questions from over the years,” Jones said.

DeVere’s extends happy hour on Mondays until 7 p.m. instead of the usual 6:30 p.m. While DeVere’s pub quiz is open to all ages, the trivia nights at Sophia’s Thai Kitchen and Bar require a minimum of 21 years of age for admittance and at least one drink bought per group.

Two drinks purchased per listed team member will earn you a three-point bonus in the game. Drink stamping begins at 9 p.m. and teams can have up to six members, with three points deducted in increasing increments of three for each member beyond the six-person limit. There are two rounds, each with 20 questions and combined for a total score.

The prizes include a $60 to $100 gift certificate for first place, a round of drinks (redeemable the next week) for second place, a round of beer or well drinks for the third-place team, a round of drinks for the team with the median score to reward mediocrity, and bottles of wine that are awarded to the teams with the third-lowest score overall and the highest score in round two, and also to the team winning the tiebreaker question.

Creative team names at Sophia’s win a round of shots for the team with the best name.

“[Our team name tonight] was ‘Irony: The opposite of wrinkly,’” said Richie Winn, a third-year geology major. “We’ve placed third two or three times, but we’ve never won the whole thing.”

Winn says he likes trivia outside of the fun quizzes at the downtown bars, and does not try to prepare for the trivia nights.

“It’s not really something you can study for,” Winn said.

Despite his opinion, other contestants try to stuff their brains with as much cosmopolitan information as possible before heading to trivia night. While this strategy may help, it’s not guaranteed to help you solve the random difficult question at Sophia’s.

Monday night’s stumper question at DeVere’s was “What is the length of Thailand’s coastline in Mongolian alds?”

Even if you usually measure things in the unit of alds, which is equivalent to the length of a man’s forearm, this question still stumped the entire bar of participants.

Whether you study science, political science or English or are just a movie buff, there is always a category you can find a strength in, such as science and nature, geography, gadgets and gizmos, movies and verb/nouns. If you are too shy to go to your first trivia night, try quizzing yourself on Dr. Andy Jones’ yourquizmaster.com. The most important rule at every pub quiz throughout Davis is simple: Have fun.

The host of Sophia’s trivia nights, Kevin Wan, considers good times a must.

“[Have] a good time tonight and a cab ride home … and of course, happiness is mandatory, have fun tonight, it’s only a fucking game.”

(Answers to opening questions: the right to remain silent; the tube; stuff.)

ALYSSA KUHLMAN can be reached at features@theaggie.org.