Those shoes are mine, betch!
An individual on Shasta Drive called the police, hysterically stating that his mother took his shoes.
Richard Simmons sighting
A shirtless male wearing small shorts was seen sitting by the restrooms at the top of the hill on East Fourteenth Street.
Thanksgiving came early
Three turkeys were in the middle of the intersection of Loyola Drive and Pole Line Road.
An individual saw a confused-looking resident walking around outside in his underwear on K Street.
A large white truck was stuck under the bridge at Richards Boulevard and Olive Drive.
Flaming shopping spree
A grocery cart was set on fire behind a store on East Eighth Street.
A thirst for knowledge
A newspaper rack was broken into on Chiles Road
POLICE BRIEFS are compiled by JEREMY OGUL from the public logs of the Davis Police Department and represent the official version of what happened. The crime blotter can be viewed online at cityofdavis.org/police/log. This segment appears Tuesdays and Fridays.