Turn that frown upside down
A subject was sitting in the park on Hamel Street with his face in his hands.
Dee-runk. in. Pub-lik.
A female was yelling at people on L Street.
Reduced carbon footprint
A subject was living in a van downtown.
Waiting to be stuffed and carved
Turkeys were in the roadway at Loyola Drive and Pole Line Road.
Those weren’t jet bubbles…
A transient male was in a hot tub on Sycamore Lane.
At least they weren’t doing drugs
A group of kids were doing donuts in a parking lot on West 14th Street.
This is why we can’t have nice things!
An individual was threatening to break things on Shasta Drive.
An unknown suspect was hacking into an individual’s boyfriend’s e-mail and Facebook accounts.
An individual in an electric wheelchair was stopped in the crosswalk on Pole Line Road.
POLICE BRIEFS are compiled from the public logs of the Davis Police Department by JEREMY OGUL, who would advise everyone to upgrade to solar-powered wheelchairs. This segment appears Tuesdays and Fridays.