Too cheeky
A woman was riding her bike at Radcliffe Drive and Sycamore Lane when a motorcyclist slapped her on the left buttock.
Must have been an Invisibility Cloak
A subject was seen peeping into windows on Drew Circle but was unable to be located.
Extra bulge
Someone stuffed a dress down his pants and ran out of the store on Second Street.
Fire flies – literally
People were behind a residence on Tiber Avenue shooting flames from an unfamiliar apparatus and then a small explosion was heard.
Return of the stork
A stroller was taken from the front porch on F Street.
Case of drunchies
On Lake Boulevard, a subject on a bike stole bread and two beers.
Blame Canada
Grandparents on Rodin Place wired $30,000 to Canada thinking they were sending the money to their granddaughter.
Hand Solo
An unknown male was masturbating outside a bedroom window on Miller Drive.
Krispy Kreme craving
On West 14th St., two males in a red or maroon 2000 Ford Explorer were driving recklessly, speeding and doing donuts.
Oooh, what a burn
On Second Street, a male called the police department from a payphone, stated “F*** the fire department,” and disconnected.
Berry illegal
A strawberry vendor was selling without a permit on Lillard Drive and Danbury Street.
Shit happens
A female subject defecated in a store on D Street.
Environmentally unfriendly
Someone picked up a planter on G Street and threw it at a business vehicle.
