THURSDAY
Two birds, one stone
A female was trying to enter her neighbor’s side gate while urinating on herself on I street.
Likes: shanking, drug dealing
A subject received a print out of her daughter’s Facebook account and believed it might be gang related on F Street.
FRIDAY
Fruit flies
Subjects were jumping on a fig tree and knocking down fruit on Anderson Road.
Fashion police
Three males were walking around wearing all black on Moore Boulevard.
SATURDAY
Compliments of Captain Morgan
A subject requested advice as to if he can use a “signal cannon” for a pirate themed family reunion on Los Robles Street.
Contact “Hi”
Subjects answered the door and released a cloud of marijuana smoke on J Street.
BECKY PETERSON can be reached at city@theaggie.org.