Two birds, one stone
A female was trying to enter her neighbor’s side gate while urinating on herself on I street.
Likes: shanking, drug dealing
A subject received a print out of her daughter’s Facebook account and believed it might be gang related on F Street.
Subjects were jumping on a fig tree and knocking down fruit on Anderson Road.
Three males were walking around wearing all black on Moore Boulevard.
Compliments of Captain Morgan
A subject requested advice as to if he can use a “signal cannon” for a pirate themed family reunion on Los Robles Street.
Subjects answered the door and released a cloud of marijuana smoke on J Street.
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