Dude, where’s my wiener?
A loose dachshund was running in and out of traffic on Anderson Road.
Subject was pumping gas and noticed the ATM keypad at his pump was different on Lake Boulevard.
Telemarketers strike back
An obscene phone call was received on J Street.
Better hope it ain’t a bomb
There was a suspicious ticking sound on Hubble Street.
The stork got backed up on its work
A resident opened her front door after hearing a male snoring and found a 20- to 30-year-old with blonde hair laying on her steps asleep on Anderson Road.
Because as everyone knows, the driveway is base
Four juveniles set off fireworks, were chased away and then returned to a neighbor’s driveway on Chestnut Lane.