A victim was hit in the head with a bottle on Myrtle Place.
Should have bought their Girl Scout cookies
A house was tee-peed the last two weekends on Whittier Drive.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster
There was a transient aggressively preaching on Cowell Boulevard.
Subjects later seen limping home
Three subjects were kicking parked cars and shouting on J Street.
Taking shots, enjoying the green
Approximately four subjects were on a golf course near the first hole with flashlights and talking loudly on Rockwell Drive.
Dogs never respond well to passive aggression
There was a dog in the backyard barking on Clemson Drive, and a note was left to let them know their dog has a barking problem.
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