Not the only thing that’s lit…
A subject was going through a dumpster with a lit candle on D Street.
Wham, bam, thank you, Ma’am
A subject said his girlfriend hit him with her vehicle.
They are golden gods … or on drugs!
Subjects were climbing on a roof and jumping into a swimming pool on D Street.
A truck with a keg in the back was blocking the sidewalk on E. Eighth Street.
A subject and his wife were locked in their yard on Fifth Street.
Not the only thing that’s hammered…
A male with a pickaxe was hammering at cement parking dividers on W. Covell Boulevard.
Not the only thing that’s, uh, shit
A subject thinks her neighbor has been throwing dog poop at her door on Valdora Street.
Power to the people
A subject had a high PG&E bill for his vacant apartment and was concerned that an unknown suspect was stealing power from him on Alvarado Avenue.
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