It is the Greenbelt
Juveniles were smoking on the Greenbelt at Yana Place and Washoe Street.
Home is… wherever there’s an open door
Intoxicated subjects were going through hallways trying to open apartment doors on First Street.
Then how did they know it went off?
A silent alarm was set off on Mace Boulevard.
Paper somehow found to write tickets
The parking machine on E Street was out of paper.
Seeing a scene of seas of kerosene
Kerosene lamps were floating in the canal on Faraday Avenue.
Subject not receptive to ‘Olly olly oxen free’
A male was hiding behind his van on First Street.
Other area smells include sex, rock ‘n’ roll
There was a strong smell of drugs around Audubon Circle.
Five horses were in the roadway walking eastbound on East Covell Boulevard.
Most definitely not a silent alarm
An alarm was sounding on Rutgers Drive, though it was unknown what type of alarm it was.
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