FRIDAY
There was no one to hit snooze over Thanksgiving break
An alarm was sounding for two days on Second Street.
People actually do that?
A male appeared to be passed out in the gutter at Fourth and B Street.
SATURDAY
Fucking carolers
A male came to someone’s door singing and rambling on Parkside Drive.
They saw what happened to the turkeys
There was a complaint of loud chickens on K Street.
SUNDAY
There go the chickens
Shots were fired on farmland along the gravel path at Pole Line Road.
On a (dead) serious note
A dead body was found at Botticelli Place.
Police Briefs are compiled from the City of Davis daily crime bulletins. Laugh so hard you wet your briefs? Contact BECKY PETERSON at city@theaggie.org.