FRIDAY
He was probably talking to the ducks…
A male was talking to himself and moving erratically near a duck pond on Anderson Road.
Stairwell to Heavenly
A ladder was used to gain access to a porch and steal snowboarding gear. The ladder was left leaning on the porch, on Anderson Road.
SATURDAY
This one speaks for itself
A boxer with a banana split outfit on was tied to a stop sign, accompanied by a male, also dressed in a banana costume, on East Covell Boulevard.
The finest in cubic zirconia
A resident returned home to find $800 worth of jewelry missing on Albany Avenue.
The real issue is the décor
An apartment with white Christmas lights on the balcony was having a party on Olive Drive.
SUNDAY
One person’s threatening e-mail is another person’s love letter
A woman received threatening e-mails from a subject she went on one date with, on Ninth Street.
This is Amurrica
A subject was talking on a cell phone outside in Spanish on East Eigth Street.
Police Briefs are compiled from the city of Davis daily crime bulletins. Laugh so hard you wet your briefs? Contact BECKY PETERSON at city@theaggie.org
