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Davis, California

Friday, May 24, 2024

Police Briefs


Insert angry conservative joke

Someone’s Apple iPod was taken, along with $700 of their financial aid, on Cantrill Drive.

Probably for taking his shirt off

Tracy Morgan, Jr. was arrested on Olive Drive.

Always carry a dried meat snack

A male was using a Slim Jim to get into a vehicle on F Street.


Sloppy work

A green truck with an arm sticking out of the back was at Nugget market on East Covell Boulevard.

Nearby tables said “Czech, please”

A male was yelling racial slurs at passing people at Little Prague on G Street.


Taking the metaphor literally

A 28-year-old female pushed and threatened someone with a pen on Monarch Lane.


An intoxicated subject passed out near the leasing officer at Clearwater Apartments in a flannel button up shirt and pants around his knees, on Cowell Boulevard.

Police Briefs are compiled from the city of Davis daily crime bulletins. Laugh so hard you wet your briefs? Contact BECKY PETERSON at city@theaggie.org


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