Insert angry conservative joke
Someone’s Apple iPod was taken, along with $700 of their financial aid, on Cantrill Drive.
Probably for taking his shirt off
Tracy Morgan, Jr. was arrested on Olive Drive.
Always carry a dried meat snack
A male was using a Slim Jim to get into a vehicle on F Street.
A green truck with an arm sticking out of the back was at Nugget market on East Covell Boulevard.
Nearby tables said “Czech, please”
A male was yelling racial slurs at passing people at Little Prague on G Street.
Taking the metaphor literally
A 28-year-old female pushed and threatened someone with a pen on Monarch Lane.
An intoxicated subject passed out near the leasing officer at Clearwater Apartments in a flannel button up shirt and pants around his knees, on Cowell Boulevard.
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