Puff, puff paint
An unknown suspect spray painted “Dealing drugs” on someone’s garage door and vehicle, on Amador Avenue.
Look who’s talking now
A child called 911, said hello and then disconnected, on Clemson Drive.
Jackass in the box
A student was assaulted at Jack in the Box on G Street, by four to five unknown suspects.
Gimme the dough, olive it
There was a robbery in the back alley behind Woodstock’s Pizza on G Street.
How else is one supposed to walk on glass?
A naked male was acting crazy and walking on glass, on Drew Circle.
That’s why you don’t use Windows
Someone saw a subject crawling out of his window and his white MacBook was missing, on Adams Terrace.
It’s not hazing, it’s a rite of passage
A victim in the emergency room at Sutter Davis Hospital said he was assaulted on frat row earlier in the night.
There are trolls
A woman was walking home on the bike overpass on Sycamore Lane, when a man jumped out of the bushes and grabbed her.
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