Police briefs

SUNDAY
Handle your $#1*!
A guy urinated on himself and passed out inside Chipotle on E Street.

Doesn’t add up
Someone reported a person was harassing them by whispering while they were trying to study math at the library on East 14th Street.

Brewski bomb
People were on the roof, throwing cans of beer from a slingshot on Oeste Drive.

Out of their hands
A female was reported for having her hands down a guy’s pants on F Street.

Bucking naked
A naked guy was running down the street, picking fights on Russell Boulevard.

Three’s a crowd
Someone reported that her roommates were having a party with over 300 attendees and wanted help breaking it up on Russell Boulevard.

Body conscious
A person reported that a garment bag, which appeared to have something in it, was hanging from the fence of their home and they were afraid to approach it on Lehigh Drive.

Waterfoul
Several subjects were on top of the parking structure on F Street dumping liquid over the wall; the reporter hoped the substance was water.

Police briefs are compiled from the City of Davis daily crime bulletins. Contact EINAT GILBOA at city@theaggie.org.