SUNDAY May 19
What in carnation …
Someone wanted the police to know that a flowerpot had been removed from their home on La Coruno Street and smashed two doors down, but did not want to file a report.
A guy in a grey tank top, grey shorts, black knee-high socks and black shoes called the police saying he smoked too much weed, had marijuana poisoning and needed their assistance getting home on First Street.
MONDAY May 20
Bit of a bulldozer
A neighbor threatened to run somebody’s kids over with his car on Grambling Court.
Someone tried to walk through the drive-through at Jack in the Box on G Street, but got upset when he was refused service and punched out the window.
Quite the prick
A realtor found evidence of a squatter in one of his homes on M Street. The squatter left behind a note saying when he would be back, as well as some hypodermic needles.
TUESDAY May 21
Shtick by brick
Someone reported that four kids between the ages of 4 to 9 were climbing on the fence and throwing bricks in their pool on Adrian Drive.
Police briefs are compiled from the City of Davis daily crime bulletins. Contact EINAT GILBOA at firstname.lastname@example.org.