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Saturday, April 13, 2024

Police Briefs

WEDNESDAY 9/18
Cinderfella
On Apple Lane, someone found a guy lying on the front lawn wearing only one shoe.

THURSDAY 9/19
What a pain
A woman on East Eighth Street called the police, swore, stated “ow,” then laughed and hung up.

SATURDAY 9/21
Loveline
On Moore Boulevard, someone called the police saying he needed someone to love him.

Lend me your ears
Somebody pocket-dialed the police department from Hacienda Avenue; all that could be heard was a group of subjects singing harmoniously.

SUNDAY 9/22
Flashdance
A naked middle-aged man was pacing back and forth on Cowell Boulevard while masturbating.

Buzzted
A man was passed out in the bushes on Second Street with a female customer’s purse.

Not so complimentary
A woman asked a restaurant manager on G Street for free food, and when he told her to leave, she told customers they shouldn’t eat there as the management refused to feed her.

Police briefs are compiled from the City of Davis daily crime bulletins. Contact EINAT GILBOA at city@theaggie.org.

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