Who let the dogs out?
“RP hit in the face last night with a bottle of urine causing minor eye injury.”
“Upset that friend let his dogs out of the house.”
“Male running in the street and making odd statements.”
“Outside with a bottle of vodka that he is currently drinking heading to Chevron.”
“Female locked herself in porta potty for past 3 hours, shaking it from the inside and yelling that her boyfriend left her — requesting she be moved along.”
Written by: Sam Solomon — email@example.com