Why did the dog cross the road?
Feb. 3
“Elderly male disoriented — thinks another subject at the facility is having an emergency.”
“Male just smashed out reporting party’s neighbor’s apartment window.”
Feb. 7
“Newer model Volkswagen beetle driving in the wrong direction. Vehicle was driving eastbound in westbound traffic on Covell.”
“Male transient on the ground floor near the elevator with three bicycles — reporting party advised subject appeared to be smoking something.”
“Skunk stuck between reporting party’s decorative fence and city/county fence in his backyard and appears to be in distress — has been there possibly overnight.”
“Reporting party received a package addressed to her but does not know the sender. The package contained a pillow wrapped in plastic and was sent from China. Reporting party concerned as she does not know the sender and wants advise on how to proceed.”
Feb. 8
“Vehicle circling the straight with subject standing up out of the sunroof — vehicle is a silver four-door sedan, unknown license plate.”
Feb. 9
“Secondhand information from Yolo — dog with collar crossed roadway.”
Feb. 12
“White panel van — lock and door handles missing — reporting party believes vehicle may be stolen.”
