Why did the goose family cross the road?
April 26
“Male with knife approached reporting party asking where his friends were at.”
“Subject throwing drinks and other items out of her vehicle and at reporting party’s vehicle while on the freeway and also flipping reporting party off.”
April 27
“Mother goose and her babies trying to cross the road just north of this location and vehicles are swerving to avoid them — reporting party concerned they will cause a traffic control and requests officer to assist with stopping traffic so they can cross the street.”
April 28
“Residents are having a house party with a live band. Reporting party advised male neighbor walked into home uninvited and complained about the music.”
April 29
“Met male on an online dating website. He has recorded conversations and now threatening to put reporting party’s name on university watch list to harm her chances of getting into college.”
“Reporting party heard ‘scraping noise’ on right side of residence. Not expecting anyone. Heard for five to 10 minutes […] Concerned someone in backyard.”
April 30
“Reporting party believes a vehicle in the area chronically parks without a valid permit and never gets ticketed.”
