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Monday, September 27, 2021

Humor: The top 10 reasons you should take a moral stand against the impure, imperfect Democrats by not voting at all

And why you should feel absolutely great about yourself for doing so, even if you help re-elect Trump in the process

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Written by: Benjamin Porter— bbporter@ucdavis.edu

(This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

1 COMMENT

  1. Categorized as humor, more poignant than anything else published in The Aggie. Certainly relevant for the last election.

    Eagerly awaiting the sequel in which the ideological purists and fanatics scare away independent, center-left, center, and center-right voters to vote third party, again helping to re-elect Trump in the process. More relevant for the upcoming election.

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