Humor: Taco Bell and UC Davis block each other on Instagram amid messy breakup
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Humor: Taco Bell and UC Davis block each other on Instagram amid messy breakup

Ever since UC Davis kicked Taco Bell off campus, tensions have been high All great love stories come to an end, as we have learned through several Lifetime…

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Humor: Frats now saying “I’d TAPS that” after being screwed by TAPS
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Humor: Frats now saying “I’d TAPS that” after being screwed by TAPS

TAPS: Those Awful People Suck Catcalling and the objectification of women have been taken one step further with reports that frats are now saying, “I’d TAPS that” in…

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Cartoon: Are clubs getting too specific?
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Cartoon: Are clubs getting too specific?

  By: Elliot White   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions…

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Humor: Freshman Exclusive: What your dorm says about your commitment to Scholastics™
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Humor: Freshman Exclusive: What your dorm says about your commitment to Scholastics™

It might surprise you! As the Class of 20-something starts to adjust to dorm life this new school year, you might be wondering, “What does the dorm building…

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Humor: Anatomy student bewildered to learn that the clitoris is not a type of shellfish
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Humor: Anatomy student bewildered to learn that the clitoris is not a type of shellfish

Content Warning: The article contains graphic sexual content. What is the clitoris? Our journalists dive into the “investigation.” You’ve heard of clams, mussels, oysters and scallops, and I’m…

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Humor: Intro to Freshman Year 101
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Humor: Intro to Freshman Year 101

Things they didn’t teach you at orientation Being a first-year can often be daunting and overwhelming, and in a brand-new metropolis like Davis, it’s very easy to get…

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Humor: The real reason eggheads don’t have more body parts
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Humor: The real reason eggheads don’t have more body parts

  Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California…

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Humor: Sorority neighbor gets annually angry toward parody songs
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Humor: Sorority neighbor gets annually angry toward parody songs

Dave Bishka has had it up to here with parodies Dave Bishka, subpar pastry shop owner, hates two things: children and parodied versions of songs from the ‘80s.…

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Humor: UC sues Trump over DACA: “Do you know how much money those students give us?”
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Humor: UC sues Trump over DACA: “Do you know how much money those students give us?”

The University doesn’t care about you. The University of California has filed a lawsuit against the Trump Administration for unlawfully repealing DACA, arguing that 800,000 students (or as…

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Cartoon: Always looking on the bright side
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Cartoon: Always looking on the bright side

  Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California…

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Humor: Escaped lab rats found in DC food, students find it tastes better
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Humor: Escaped lab rats found in DC food, students find it tastes better

Rat meat brings flavor, possibility of plague to Tercero After a catastrophic two inches of rain — more than the Davis area has seen in months which have…

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Humor: Davis announces iClicker X with facial recognition, students must now take own iClickers to class
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Humor: Davis announces iClicker X with facial recognition, students must now take own iClickers to class

A sad day for students everywhere On the ten year anniversary of iClicker, CEO Bob Trabajo announced the iClicker X with glass backing and facial recognition. “We’ve truly…

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Humor: Student finally figures out “Gary May” is name of chancellor and not an unfinished sentence
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Humor: Student finally figures out “Gary May” is name of chancellor and not an unfinished sentence

What may Gary do next? First-year student Grace Hackie could be heard yelling the question “Gary may WHAT?” last Thursday into her acai bowl, which she received in…

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Humor: For sale: textbook, used, like, once
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Humor: For sale: textbook, used, like, once

A brief story of tragedy The cold light of the waiting room was piercing. I fumbled with my keys in my pocket. It had been hours. There was…

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Cartoon: Financial Aid
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Cartoon: Financial Aid

    By: Julie Torres Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions…

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