Humor: College-centered trading card game “Universe City” expands to UC Davis
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Humor: College-centered trading card game “Universe City” expands to UC Davis

“Your ‘Blue-Eyes White Dragon’ is no match for my ‘Blue-Haired White Neo-Liberal’!” When you hear the name “Universe City,” you might think, “Wow, that just sounds like a…

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Cartoon: Aggie Cash
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Cartoon: Aggie Cash

Humor: Davis student uses Hydro Flask to fight off angry turkeys
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Humor: Davis student uses Hydro Flask to fight off angry turkeys

Turkeys gone wild Now I know you read the headline thinking this is some desperate attempt to promote the wildlife here at Davis or a smear campaign against…

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Humor: Little Caesar’s celebrates Ides of March with collectible knives stabbed into every pizza
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Humor: Little Caesar’s celebrates Ides of March with collectible knives stabbed into every pizza

Caesar wasn’t HOT-N-READY for impalement, but this pizza is! What’s better than getting a large pepperoni pizza to celebrate the brutal murder of history’s favorite dictator? Getting a…

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Humor: A definitive take on the best water fountains at UC Davis
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Humor: A definitive take on the best water fountains at UC Davis

Bringing a new meaning to ‘wet’ campus As a Davis student, countless factors of student life breach the veil of background noise into coherent, active thought on a…

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Cartoon: Waking Up
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Cartoon: Waking Up

Humor: New vegan moms are convinced their own organic breast milk is toxic for their newborns
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Humor: New vegan moms are convinced their own organic breast milk is toxic for their newborns

Vegans are at it again This new age vegan religion never ceases to amaze me. From trying to disguise cauliflower as chicken wings to creating chicken-flavored soy milk,…

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Humor: CoHo under investigation for trying to pass off boiled water as pho
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Humor: CoHo under investigation for trying to pass off boiled water as pho

What the pho? Students arriving at the CoHo this morning were confused by the crime scene tape bedecking the pho restaurant Mandalay Express. The reason? Campus police received…

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Humor: Aggie Dorm Tips: Making Friends
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Humor: Aggie Dorm Tips: Making Friends

A nifty little guide to help you stay socially competent This is Conner here with Aggie Dorm Tips, your one-stop shop for all the tricks you need to…

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Cartoon: Fun Facts
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Cartoon: Fun Facts

Humor: CALPIRG member released from contract with the devil after collecting pledges
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Humor: CALPIRG member released from contract with the devil after collecting pledges

What the devil are those $10 pledges for? The California Public Interest Research Group, or CALPIRG, was founded to raise money for some respectable causes in the least…

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Humor: Blackface Chronicles: From Sambo house slippers to tar baby Democrats
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Humor: Blackface Chronicles: From Sambo house slippers to tar baby Democrats

BLACKFACE IS NOT OKAY!! Unless you’re willing to pay 😉 Gucci, Katy Perry and Ralph Northam are the latest idiots who have decided to participate in the blackface…

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Cartoon: TA’s Office Hours
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Cartoon: TA’s Office Hours

Humor: New, last minute changes to Unitrans referendum include funds for student eject buttons and sundae bars
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Humor: New, last minute changes to Unitrans referendum include funds for student eject buttons and sundae bars

Can I have everyone please remove their backpacks and make room for the hot fudge? This week, UC Davis students voted on the Unitrans Referendum, a piece of…

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Humor: Liam Neeson proves he’s not racist by vividly recalling a racist moment in his life
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Humor: Liam Neeson proves he’s not racist by vividly recalling a racist moment in his life

“If you’re black, I will find you and I will kill you” As if Black History Month couldn’t get any better, it looks like the 66-year-old star of…

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