Cartoon: When everything wants you to be merry but it’s finals week
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Cartoon: When everything wants you to be merry but it’s finals week

  By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views…

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Humor: Allegations arise that Dining Commons puts food in its garbage
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Humor: Allegations arise that Dining Commons puts food in its garbage

Rats found in trash cans reveal that students have been wasting good meat Allegations have arisen that the Dining Commons puts food in its garbage. “I went in…

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Humor: Trump’s wall will never be as tall as the emotional barrier between him and Melania
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Humor: Trump’s wall will never be as tall as the emotional barrier between him and Melania

And it could never cost as much as the collective American emotional turmoil, either One glorious day we will look to the south and see upon the horizon…

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Humor: UC Davis apologizes for raising fees by gifting students two awkwardly-placed massage chairs in the MU
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Humor: UC Davis apologizes for raising fees by gifting students two awkwardly-placed massage chairs in the MU

Nothing says “I’m sorry” like an expensive gift If you thought UC Davis didn’t care about you before, prepare to be proven wrong. Yes, the rumors are true:…

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Humor: The proper etiquette behind an all-nighter at the library
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Humor: The proper etiquette behind an all-nighter at the library

It’s that time of year again If I calculated this weird system of weeks correctly, I believe finals are approaching. But I also could be wrong and might…

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Gary May’s Christmas Card
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Gary May’s Christmas Card

  By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views…

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Humor: Library book to file for divorce after not being touched for 20 years
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Humor: Library book to file for divorce after not being touched for 20 years

A loveless existence on a dark, dusty shelf will no longer do for one library book Twenty years ago, one book was swept off its feet and out…

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Humor: UC Davis wants international students for diversity… of income
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Humor: UC Davis wants international students for diversity… of income

The University does not care about you INTERVIEWER (IN): Hi, Chancellor May. Thank you for speaking with me today. First of all, are there any exciting new plans…

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The two kinds of Davis students in the winter
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The two kinds of Davis students in the winter

  By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views…

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Humor: White elephant ideas to distract from the fact that men still don’t respect women in the workplace
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Humor: White elephant ideas to distract from the fact that men still don’t respect women in the workplace

Happy Holidays to everyone except men With the holiday season just around the corner, you’ve probably got a lot on your mind: what gifts to get your family,…

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Humor: Turkey survivors of Thanksgiving regroup and plan for counterattack
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Humor: Turkey survivors of Thanksgiving regroup and plan for counterattack

Humans are about to get stuffed After a very deadly and delicious Thanksgiving, the turkeys who evaded being devoured are now regrouping to strike back against the humans…

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Humor: Winter Fashion: How to make torrential downpour look sexy
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Humor: Winter Fashion: How to make torrential downpour look sexy

Where there’s a will, there’s a way It’s often easy to get into the habit of wearing sweats every day during Winter Quarter as it pours rain nonstop…

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Cartoon: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice
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Cartoon: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice

Cartoon: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice     By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to…

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Humor: Louis C.K. headed to UC Davis for “Meat and Greet”
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Humor: Louis C.K. headed to UC Davis for “Meat and Greet”

#masturgate Content Warning: This piece contains graphic sexual content which some may find upsetting.    Long, but worth it — unlike most of these dicks: Following his non-apology…

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Humor: Man holding bloody deer in Tinder profile pic probably totally sane
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Humor: Man holding bloody deer in Tinder profile pic probably totally sane

Local charmer is on the hunt for love and blood You’re scrolling through Tinder. Nothing is standing out to you. Profile after profile, you just see pictures of…

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