Humor: Katehi reveals new memoir: Salt and Pepper Spray
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Humor: Katehi reveals new memoir: Salt and Pepper Spray

Overjoyed readers gather, laud latest work as “Fire, Katehi” This is it, folks. Linda Katehi is finally making good on her promise to students. And no, I’m not…

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Humor: Sean Spicer and Katehi to star in buddy-cop comedy “Resigned (kinda)”
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Humor: Sean Spicer and Katehi to star in buddy-cop comedy “Resigned (kinda)”

Two people pushed out of their jobs politely resign ON THEIR OWN TERMS This summer’s ragtag extravaganza will soon be found in theaters near you, starring America’s sweetheart…

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Humor: Student forgets sunscreen, learns true meaning of UV: Ultraviolent Rays
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Humor: Student forgets sunscreen, learns true meaning of UV: Ultraviolent Rays

Don’t forget the sunblock. Ever. A sunny day at the beach, not a cloud in the sky — yet Ashley Fairskyn had no idea of the hidden menace.…

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Humor: Manhunt underway for roommate who used effing oven in this heat
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Humor: Manhunt underway for roommate who used effing oven in this heat

Tension rises as apartment reaches a sweltering 87 degrees Residents of West Village were startled today as they witnessed 22-year-old Rachel Weissman Cordon, of apartment 21B, search for…

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Humor: School out for two weeks and I already forgot how to spell resteront
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Humor: School out for two weeks and I already forgot how to spell resteront

Temporary knowledge learned for exams has left me unable to spell basic words, remember Founding Fathers Summer has barely started for we quarter system schmucks, and my scholarly…

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Humor: Student imagines a wonderful summer of travel and friendship fully knowing that nothing will happen
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Humor: Student imagines a wonderful summer of travel and friendship fully knowing that nothing will happen

Expectations versus reality Summer is a wonderful escape from the stresses of school. After finals week, essays and other super relatable things that you’ll appreciate and find funny,…

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Humor: Student goes to college, realizes he’s been living in a bubble his whole life
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Humor: Student goes to college, realizes he’s been living in a bubble his whole life

Yes, an actual bubble Jonathan Byers, a first-year plant biology major, recently realized that he’s been living in a bubble his entire life. It took coming to college…

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Humor: NASA discovers 7 UC Davis students containing signs of life
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Humor: NASA discovers 7 UC Davis students containing signs of life

Spring Quarter all but wipes out the spirit of the student body As the end of the quarter nears, signs of life within the student body are getting…

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Humor: Confused Gary May leaves school in May: “I thought we were a semester school”
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Humor: Confused Gary May leaves school in May: “I thought we were a semester school”

New chancellor confused with layout of quarter system, attempts to leave while school is still in session Gary May, the former dean of Georgia Tech’s College of Engineering,…

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Humor: If my Week 1 self met my Week 10 self, she wouldn’t befriend her
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Humor: If my Week 1 self met my Week 10 self, she wouldn’t befriend her

My past and current selves are like heaven and hell — one wants to set herself on fire We’ve reached that beautiful time of the year in which…

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Humor: AC the only thing actually working in Shields Library
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Humor: AC the only thing actually working in Shields Library

Library AC gets to Werk™ As finals week rolls around, students are beginning to ask a lot of hard-hitting questions that really demand answers. Questions range from whether…

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Humor: Gary May in shock: “I’m the chancellor of what?”
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Humor: Gary May in shock: “I’m the chancellor of what?”

Gary May apparently did not understand that he’s the chancellor of UC Davis Reporters from The Aggie interviewed Gary May, the current chancellor of UC Davis, about how…

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Humor: All Starbucks on campus to be replaced with a man named Peet standing in an empty room
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Humor: All Starbucks on campus to be replaced with a man named Peet standing in an empty room

School to replace popular coffee establishment with something actually useful Big improvements are coming to the UC Davis campus. With Silo renovations beginning in June, the university will…

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Humor: Big Bad Wolf saddened by news that newly-renovated Freeborn cannot be huffed, puffed and blown down
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Humor: Big Bad Wolf saddened by news that newly-renovated Freeborn cannot be huffed, puffed and blown down

Man in costume dressed as legendary childhood villain less than thrilled with safety of lecture hall UC Davis saw a visit from a famous fairytale villain after Memorial…

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Humor: UC Davis opens Men’s Resource Center
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Humor: UC Davis opens Men’s Resource Center

Just when you thought the Silo was the best renovation Among the many things UC Davis is currently renovating, the university decided last week to follow its series…

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