First-year to be knighted into adulthood with Bob Marley poster
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First-year to be knighted into adulthood with Bob Marley poster

Ah, the sweet smell of “adulthood” In the wake of move-in day, several first-years are jazzed to get a new lease on life with a brand new sense…

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Cartoon: No. 1 Freshman Tip
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Cartoon: No. 1 Freshman Tip

  By: Ariel Hilomen — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions…

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Humor: The surprising true story of how I found love with a traffic cone
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Humor: The surprising true story of how I found love with a traffic cone

Why do they let me write this stuff? The traffic cone. We pass them every day without a second thought. Maybe it’s time for a change. It was…

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Humor: People keep telling me I have “it,” and by “it,” they mean HPV.
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Humor: People keep telling me I have “it,” and by “it,” they mean HPV.

And by people I mean doctors. It all started when I walked into the room. Everyone in it was blown away — I could see it on their…

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Cartoon: Studying for Finals
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Cartoon: Studying for Finals

By: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions…

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Humor: Student spaces out in lecture for all four years, graduates with mostly Bs
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Humor: Student spaces out in lecture for all four years, graduates with mostly Bs

Davis student grants insight into new condition affecting many recent grads Here at The California Aggie, we’ve covered some intense graduation stories. We thought we’d seen it all…

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From the California Chronicles
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From the California Chronicles

We both knew that it would be a while before we saw each other again… Time passed and we continued to see each other. I think I liked…

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Humor: Squirrel burying acorn pauses momentarily to shed one tear for departing grad
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Humor: Squirrel burying acorn pauses momentarily to shed one tear for departing grad

Unnamed squirrel feels touched while observing student taking grad photos This squirrel overheard the sound of your giggles as you posed in your white dress and wedges —…

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Cartoon: Globalize #MeToo
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Cartoon: Globalize #MeToo

By: Sedona Patterson-Smith — snpattersonsmith@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions…

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Cartoon: This is War
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Cartoon: This is War

By: Ariel Hilomen — abhilomen@ucdavis.edu   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and…

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Humor: One bold cow to run for ASUCD president
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Humor: One bold cow to run for ASUCD president

The leader we deserve steps up to the plate In the current political climate, many people are standing up for what they believe in and kicking down the…

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Cartoon: Desperate Measures
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Cartoon: Desperate Measures

By: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions…

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Humor: Breaking: Man just wakes up after Picnic Day
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Humor: Breaking: Man just wakes up after Picnic Day

One quick afternoon power nap went awry On Thursday morning, third-year philosophy major Andrew Gerber jolted awake in the center of the Quad, wearing a bro tank and…

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Humor: Student with curling iron burn spends all day pretending to be sexually active
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Humor: Student with curling iron burn spends all day pretending to be sexually active

Maybe it’s Maybelline After spending an entire Sunday scrolling through Tinder, Casey Mallock was feeling rather unlikeable. It seemed as though the same, uninteresting 15 people would move…

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From the California Chronicles
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From the California Chronicles

Both excellent breath fresheners before a potential kiss… I felt slightly transplanted out of Sacramento. The restaurant looked like it belonged in Fisherman’s Wharf because there was lots…

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