Humor: Gary May cancels his D&D campaign during COVID-19
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Humor: Gary May cancels his D&D campaign during COVID-19

“All of us are making sacrifices, guys” Chancellor Gary May sits in his office at the top of Mrak Hall. He stands next to his window and looks…

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Humor: Chancellors hold secret meeting during COVID-19
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Humor: Chancellors hold secret meeting during COVID-19

“How can we keep screwing students if there’s a pandemic?” In this series of investigative pieces, The California Aggie investigates how the COVID-19 crisis has affected individual lives…

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Humor: New perspectives on pain, pandemics & human suffering with Zorbulus the Reptilian
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Humor: New perspectives on pain, pandemics & human suffering with Zorbulus the Reptilian

Guidance and wisdom for trying times — from an unlikely source Reporter R.E. Porter is typically tasked with analyzing health and science issues, reporting on leaked government documents…

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Humor: MU preacher still preaching at the MU
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Humor: MU preacher still preaching at the MU

Should I even talk to him? I walked by the Memorial Union last week and it was completely different. COVID-19 cleared out the campus. Except for one guy. …

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Humor: “My doctor said the hospital lacked the resources to test/treat me for coronavirus, so I cut out his tongue!”
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Humor: “My doctor said the hospital lacked the resources to test/treat me for coronavirus, so I cut out his tongue!”

Today’s “Rant and Rave” column RANT: To all the doctors. Doctors these days, am I right? What’s the deal with them, anyway? I went to the hospital recently…

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Humor: Week eight of quarantine: Everybody has started a podcast
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Humor: Week eight of quarantine: Everybody has started a podcast

And all of them are bad Eric and Tim erupted into laughter.  “I love when you tell that story man,” Eric said. “You know what, we’re smart and…

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Humor: To avoid coronavirus election delays, GOP unveils plan to “Vote by Male”
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Humor: To avoid coronavirus election delays, GOP unveils plan to “Vote by Male”

Expanding limited voting opportunity to greater numbers of fewer people The coronavirus pandemic threatens to throw America’s elections into chaos. Luckily, Senate Republicans have proposed a brilliant plan…

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Humor: Amid pandemic, Brazil loses 7-1 to President Bolsonaro
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Humor: Amid pandemic, Brazil loses 7-1 to President Bolsonaro

A defeat to exceed the embarrassment of the nation’s 2014 loss to Germany? At the 2014 FIFA World Cup, Brazil suffered what was arguably the most humiliating and…

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Humor: Davis College Republicans upset they can’t host controversial speaker this year
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Humor: Davis College Republicans upset they can’t host controversial speaker this year

College Democrats upset they can’t protest it In this series of investigative pieces, The California Aggie investigates how the COVID-19 crisis has affected individual lives in our community.…

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Humor: Letter: Lockdown proves we can live without the arts. Time to defund them for good
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Humor: Letter: Lockdown proves we can live without the arts. Time to defund them for good

It’s nothing personal For over 40 years, I’ve lived happily just off Main Street in an affable, amiable, agreeable little town where the Bible Belt meets the Rust…

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Humor: Local man has trouble being outside again
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Humor: Local man has trouble being outside again

News from the future  “Apple, ” says Alan Chen, gesturing with his finger. “Apple,” agrees Terry Fulton, who points to the card between them. “Good.” I am sitting…

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Humor: World’s Pessimists feud over whether coronavirus pandemic is good or bad
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Humor: World’s Pessimists feud over whether coronavirus pandemic is good or bad

The worst is yet to come! Hi, I’m The Aggie’s new correspondent Corey Spondendt, and I’m temporarily filling in for our top reporter R.E. Porter, who claims to…

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Humor: Trump: “How Vietnam and syphilis prepared me for coronavirus”
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Humor: Trump: “How Vietnam and syphilis prepared me for coronavirus”

Testimony of a testy man being put to the test on testing Fresh out of the fiery, flaming, burning, blazing pizza oven that is the White House’s daily…

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Humor: Despite pandemic and ban on sporting events, healthcare industry to continue screwing people over for sport
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Humor: Despite pandemic and ban on sporting events, healthcare industry to continue screwing people over for sport

Giving sports fans life by denying it to others  In an unprecedented several weeks, the coronavirus pandemic has wiped the sports calendar clean. No MLB, no NBA, no…

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Humor: Massive military budget and public health cuts to come good in fight against COVID-19
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Humor: Massive military budget and public health cuts to come good in fight against COVID-19

Nation relieved Once upon a time in the United States, the National Security Council had a directorate for global health security and bio-defense, but this office was eliminated…

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