Cartoon: Sad Blob
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Humor: Unaware student blasts “Moves Like Jagger” for four hours in Shields Library
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Humor: Unaware student blasts “Moves Like Jagger” for four hours in Shields Library

UC Davis first-year was shooting for As, but found herself shooting for the stars instead First-year biological sciences major Anne Williams found herself in a conundrum last Thursday…

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Humor: Confessions of a lost Hydro Flask
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Humor: Confessions of a lost Hydro Flask

My interior is filthy and it’s getting dark Captain’s Log. Day 1: It’s been approximately three days since I’ve left Stacey’s side and seen the mustard linings of…

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Cartoon: Everlasting Love?
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Humor: Daddy’s out: call your man ‘uncle’ for a helluva good time
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Humor: Daddy’s out: call your man ‘uncle’ for a helluva good time

A new nickname for your favorite man  Brunch with the girls last Saturday proved to be riveting. As we drank our oat milk lattes, my friend Clara was…

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Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work
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Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work

Close your eyes and imagine this: You receive the startling notification that your final has been graded and posted on Canvas.  As expected, you hardly managed to scrape…

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Cartoon: Sweet Turtle Tears
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Flock of arboretum couples make runner uncomfortable
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Flock of arboretum couples make runner uncomfortable

UC Davis students feels alone, sad and gross  Last Tuesday, first-year communications major Brian Greene decided to head for a run in the arboretum after consuming 1,188 calories…

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Is faking your death the only way to get your absences excused?
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Is faking your death the only way to get your absences excused?

Another one bites the dust More often than you’d like, you get that one flat-haired professor who really demands your company in class. You know, the whole “attendance…

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Cartoon: Joshua Diagram
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Humor: Meet the smartest guy at UC Davis
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Humor: Meet the smartest guy at UC Davis

Prepare to be shocked  Alan Markham, clad in ill-fitting blue jeans and helmet hair, opens up the door for me to his West Village apartment. It is utilitarian,…

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Humor: Tipsy Taxi to be replaced by horse-drawn carriage
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Humor: Tipsy Taxi to be replaced by horse-drawn carriage

Gunrock, but he’s your DD As some may recall, Tipsy Taxi was deemed #canceled during a Senate meeting earlier this year in a bloody nine-to-one vote. Like Safe…

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Cartoon: Did you know… about squirrels?
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Cartoon: Did you know… about squirrels?

Humor: A message from your forgotten bag of chips
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Humor: A message from your forgotten bag of chips

This message was recovered from an unnamed students backpack  Hi – you know who I am. I’m writing to you from the recesses of your JanSport, your North…

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Humor: Students begin sliding into DMs via Canvas
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Humor: Students begin sliding into DMs via Canvas

What if I left you a winky face underneath your Discussion post? Haha just kidding… unless? Facebook messenger? Outdated. Instagram DMs? Predictable. Tinder? Yuck! Canvas, fellow romantics and…

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