Humor: Yesterday’s weather forecast, tomorrow
Permalink

Humor: Yesterday’s weather forecast, tomorrow

Jan. 12, 2020 Here at the Aggie, we’re proud to bring you high quality news coverage around the clock. Unfortunately, that clock revolves not around the 24-hour day,…

Continue Reading →

Instagram doesn’t care who likes you
Permalink

Instagram doesn’t care who likes you

Instagram does next to nothing by removing public like counts  Instagram said the removal of likes will reduce bullying on their platform and create a healthier environment for…

Continue Reading →

Humor: Entire congregation of local church hospitalized after string quartet plays jazz version of “Silent Night” at Christmas Eve service
Permalink

Humor: Entire congregation of local church hospitalized after string quartet plays jazz version of “Silent Night” at Christmas Eve service

“For Christ’s sake, stop the Goddamn music!” ***This page has been repeatedly updated to reflect new information about Sunday morning’s events as it has become available since our…

Continue Reading →

Humor: Desperate student cites himself in MLA formatting
Permalink

Humor: Desperate student cites himself in MLA formatting

“Me, Myself and I. Personal Interview. 2019.”   Fourth-year economics major Jonah Johnson was at the end of his rope last night. He had a 10-page paper due for…

Continue Reading →

Humor: Girl who wears farmers market hat every day confesses she’s only been once
Permalink

Humor: Girl who wears farmers market hat every day confesses she’s only been once

The truth comes out Waking up in a cold sweat, Katie Helmer realized she couldn’t take it any longer. With graduation just around the corner, the last thing…

Continue Reading →

Cartoon: Are you ready to pay the price?
Permalink

Cartoon: Are you ready to pay the price?

Humor: Introvert leaves party to “get some air,” only to never return
Permalink

Humor: Introvert leaves party to “get some air,” only to never return

This introvert has mastered the art of the Irish goodbye Last Friday, Colin Meyers, a fourth-year classics major, reluctantly accepted an invitation to a house party. After pacing…

Continue Reading →

Humor: Therapy fluffies to be replaced by therapy turkeys
Permalink

Humor: Therapy fluffies to be replaced by therapy turkeys

Gobble your troubles away With any fleeting quarter comes student stress. Stress is whack, as it can negatively impact day-to-day activities, resulting in poor mental health and a…

Continue Reading →

Cartoon: The correct way to pronounce “The MU”
Permalink
Humor: Come to this random dude’s dorm for discounted dental services
Permalink

Humor: Come to this random dude’s dorm for discounted dental services

Don’t be alarmed if you hear fluoride-gagged screams coming from the hotbox  Justin Miller, that random dude down the hall, is now taking new dental patients. Miller, a…

Continue Reading →

Humor: Profound art history student finally says anticipated comment in class
Permalink

Humor: Profound art history student finally says anticipated comment in class

Ugh his mind. So powerful. Kenneth Coleman walked into his Art History class last Thursday evening and sat in his unassigned-assigned seat in the back, just as he…

Continue Reading →

Cartoon: A Turkey’s Feast
Permalink
Humor: Gorgeous professor is unaware that students only attend class for him
Permalink

Humor: Gorgeous professor is unaware that students only attend class for him

History is HOT! Professor Alan Sanders, a stunning assistant professor in the UC Davis history department, was shocked to see that his course offered this winter already had…

Continue Reading →

Humor: BREAKING: Frat Boy Frisbee Season leads to countless injuries
Permalink

Humor: BREAKING: Frat Boy Frisbee Season leads to countless injuries

Let your loved ones know you’re okay: mark yourself “safe” from lethal sport Eating her favorite CoHo entree beside her squirrel companions in the Quad, first-year student Jessica…

Continue Reading →

Cartoon: Why are the eggheads making those faces?
Permalink