Humor: MU tables perfect height for all the children that study there
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Humor: MU tables perfect height for all the children that study there

New Memorial Union lives up to the lowest of possible expectations The new Memorial Union (MU) has surprisingly received a lot of complaints from students. Most of them…

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Humor: Investigation — Does the CoHo use powdered guac?
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Humor: Investigation — Does the CoHo use powdered guac?

The horrifying truth behind what goes into that extra scoop of guacamole It’s difficult to decipher, especially in this age of fake news, what’s true and what’s false.…

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Humor: Pokémon sues UC Davis after MU II sounds too much like popular character
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Humor: Pokémon sues UC Davis after MU II sounds too much like popular character

Similarities with Mewtwo, MU II lead to legal battle between unlikely foes After the completion of the Memorial Union’s renovations earlier this month, UC Davis has decided to…

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Humor: Twitter is, above all, my own personal garbage can
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Humor: Twitter is, above all, my own personal garbage can

My opinions have to go somewhere A good friend once told me that “the only people that I know who have a Twitter are Donald Trump, Nihilist Arby’s…

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Humor: Hidden UC money found under large mattress
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Humor: Hidden UC money found under large mattress

Shameful moment for the UC system was merely a moment of sheer laziness Headlines buzzed in early May when it was discovered that the UC system had been…

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Humor: School asks students to limit health problems to within normal business hours
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Humor: School asks students to limit health problems to within normal business hours

Administration continues to offer problem-free experience to students Universities always have the students in mind. No exceptions. Overcrowding? You won’t have to worry about that when you’re dead.…

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Humor: 7 ways to say “Help, I can only speak in listicles”
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Humor: 7 ways to say “Help, I can only speak in listicles”

Please help me This is kind of like if Tron and Buzzfeed had a really ugly baby. Like Donald Trump Jr. ugly. Anyone who has been trapped in…

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Humor: I’m tired of PC culture
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Humor: I’m tired of PC culture

It’s obvious that personal computing culture has gone too far I’m tired of PC culture. That’s right. You heard me. You see it all over the Internet. It’s…

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Humor: TA’s tiny office doubles as portal to Narnia
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Humor: TA’s tiny office doubles as portal to Narnia

Mr. Tumnus turns out to be a philosophy TA Ever walk inside your TA’s office and get immediately washed over with a feeling of pity and disgust? You…

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Humor: School installs BMX park for students to up their bike game
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Humor: School installs BMX park for students to up their bike game

Officials help students with bike-handling struggles, offer area to work on tricks As the Memorial Union games area opened up to much fanfare earlier this month, UC Davis…

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Humor: Gary May only here to attend freshman seminar on Star Trek
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Humor: Gary May only here to attend freshman seminar on Star Trek

Becoming chancellor was all just a ploy to attend the sickest seminar in the biz Ever since the email came out in which future chancellor Gary May professed…

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Humor: Loser student forgets to silence phone for exam but nobody notices because it doesn’t go off
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Humor: Loser student forgets to silence phone for exam but nobody notices because it doesn’t go off

A student’s lack of distraction becomes a major distraction for classmates, world It’s always annoying when you’re really in the zone taking an exam and a phone goes…

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Humor: Professor who still uses Smartsite asks everyone to add her on MySpace
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Humor: Professor who still uses Smartsite asks everyone to add her on MySpace

  Professor is either out of the loop or a hipster, irritates students endlessly The syllabi rolled out and everyone thought it was a cute joke, but alas…

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Humor: Legislators pass bill designating weekends “for the boyz”
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Humor: Legislators pass bill designating weekends “for the boyz”

Finally, a law I can get behind After months of lobbying and protests, legislators in a recent congressional session finally voted on and passed a bill to designate…

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Humor: Student finally builds up courage to shout out wrong answer in class
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Humor: Student finally builds up courage to shout out wrong answer in class

Meet the student who moved to the East Coast for giving a terrible answer Speaking up in class can be really difficult. Especially when the class is in…

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