Humor: U-Haul Self-Storage offers students free deal to self-store themselves in quarantine
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Humor: U-Haul Self-Storage offers students free deal to self-store themselves in quarantine

“It’s kinda dark in here” As many universities across the country force students to move out of their on-campus housing, an unlikely hero of the coronavirus pandemic has…

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Humor: Hip Zoomer protesting big corporations while vaping: “Juul is a small corporation”
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Humor: Hip Zoomer protesting big corporations while vaping: “Juul is a small corporation”

Irony deficiency threatens youth health At the local headquarters of Big Corporation, hundreds of students gathered yesterday to protest against what we at the News Paper Times described…

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Cartoon: Apartment Hunting
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Sponsored content: definitely not a Bloomberg ad
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Sponsored content: definitely not a Bloomberg ad

Clorox: when dirty politics need cleaning 6:00 a.m. Monday morning. The temporary, futile, nugatory joys of the weekend now seem like a long-lost dream, much like the one…

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#news
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#news

It’s what’s happening It’s here: Your first self-reported #news article, 100% free of journalistic bias. When we make promises, We Deliver, just like the US Postal Service. So…

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Cartoon: Goodbye, Freeborn
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Cartoon: Goodbye, Freeborn

Humor: The top 10 reasons you should take a moral stand against the impure, imperfect Democrats by not voting at all
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Humor: The top 10 reasons you should take a moral stand against the impure, imperfect Democrats by not voting at all

And why you should feel absolutely great about yourself for doing so, even if you help re-elect Trump in the process Here are the reasons: 1. 2. 3.…

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Cartoon: Vote
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Cartoon: Vote

Humor: Newspaper to fire all staff, only publish random tweets ending in “#news”
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Humor: Newspaper to fire all staff, only publish random tweets ending in “#news”

A modern, forward-looking, social media-based approach to news-making In October 2018, we here at The Aggie instituted The Policy — a bold new journalistic ethics practice — aimed…

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Humor: Confirmed: Democratic Candidate X agreed with YOU on [salient issue] way back in 1996
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Humor: Confirmed: Democratic Candidate X agreed with YOU on [salient issue] way back in 1996

This is FIRE You know that thing you care a lot about? That thing you’re willing to start arguments and cancel people over? That thing you write social…

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Cartoon: Coffee Hearts
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Cartoon: Coffee Hearts

Humor: “Great works of art are always controversial,” says creative genius Jared Kushner about his divisive Middle East peace plan
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Humor: “Great works of art are always controversial,” says creative genius Jared Kushner about his divisive Middle East peace plan

A political failure or an artistic triumph? If you’re a sane human being, an increasingly rare combination of traits, you likely remain hopeful that we can still achieve…

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Humor: Point/Counterpoint: Should the NFL rebrand as the “National Prolate Spheroid League” to achieve truth in advertising?
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Humor: Point/Counterpoint: Should the NFL rebrand as the “National Prolate Spheroid League” to achieve truth in advertising?

Two experts break down the controversy The NFL has endured a number of controversies in recent years — increased awareness about concussions, domestic violence by players, Colin Kaepernick…

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Humor: Yesterday’s weather forecast, tomorrow
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Humor: Yesterday’s weather forecast, tomorrow

Jan. 12, 2020 Here at the Aggie, we’re proud to bring you high quality news coverage around the clock. Unfortunately, that clock revolves not around the 24-hour day,…

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Instagram doesn’t care who likes you
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Instagram doesn’t care who likes you

Instagram does next to nothing by removing public like counts  Instagram said the removal of likes will reduce bullying on their platform and create a healthier environment for…

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