Cartoon: Anxiety
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Cartoon: Anxiety

Humor: Crafty ideas that’ll trick your loved ones into thinking you are indeed broke
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Humor: Crafty ideas that’ll trick your loved ones into thinking you are indeed broke

‘Tis the season to be stingy So, you’ve got people thinking you’re a walking, talking, credit-free, interest-free, ATM machine? Well, if that’s you crying in the corner, allow…

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Cartoon: Cowspiration
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Cartoon: Cowspiration

Cartoon: Cramps
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Cartoon: Cramps

Humor: Mr. Trump or: How I learned to stop worrying and sell weapons to the Saudis
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Humor: Mr. Trump or: How I learned to stop worrying and sell weapons to the Saudis

EMBRACE THE BOMBS! Ugh. I’m so bored. I just feel like making absurd amounts of cash through selling disgusting degrees of dangerous weapons to the people who helped…

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Humor: This Article is Not Offensive
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Humor: This Article is Not Offensive

I am pleased to announce that my articles are no longer extremely offensive, and I’m no longer a horrible person I am reformed. After recently writing an extremely…

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Cartoon: Finishing The Quarter
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Humor: Unitrans B Line miraculously arrives on time during peak hours
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Humor: Unitrans B Line miraculously arrives on time during peak hours

Probably the most shocking thing to come out of this year so far In a freak accident of inexplicable proportions, the Unitrans B Line arrived at the Memorial…

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Cartoon: Shorter Days
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Cartoon: Desperate Measures
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Cartoon: Desperate Measures

Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA
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Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA

The devil went down to Wellman 2 For one student, getting the grades they need for grad school wasn’t a matter of hard work. Instead, it was a…

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Cartoon: Learning An Instrument
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Cartoon: Learning An Instrument

Humor: MAGA for the Win! California fires actually started by brave pro-Trump activist to protest “poor forest management”
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Humor: MAGA for the Win! California fires actually started by brave pro-Trump activist to protest “poor forest management”

Now that’s how you do the First Amendment! Recent reports revealed that the wildfires that devastated towns like Pleasure, California were not, in fact, caused by climate change…

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Humor: Playground installs another “toy” for kids to hurt themselves on
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Humor: Playground installs another “toy” for kids to hurt themselves on

“It worked for the French revolutionaries, not sure why it won’t work here” Most people look at the city council’s recent decision with disgust. And I ask you:…

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Humor: Student mistakes my “ethnic food” for foul-smelling feet
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Humor: Student mistakes my “ethnic food” for foul-smelling feet

Toe jam or rice and stew? From Japanese cuisine to Indian delicacies, pungent odor seems to be the common issue for Americans — dare I say white people…

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