Humor: Midterm to cover slides, Ch. 1-14, lab, readings and any and all information ever written
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Humor: Midterm to cover slides, Ch. 1-14, lab, readings and any and all information ever written

Students able to complete the course with B- or higher guaranteed total omniscience DAVIS, Calif. — UC Davis’ very own general chemistry professor Tom Meineke has done it.…

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Humor: Don’t owe your friends money — owe them experiences
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Humor: Don’t owe your friends money — owe them experiences

The barter system was made for college I’m not someone who clings to his masculinity that much — it’s not easy to emasculate me, despite what you may…

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Humor: Memes are the only viable filler for the hole in my soul
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Humor: Memes are the only viable filler for the hole in my soul

The woes of a 21st-century gal who hates life and loves relatable pictures about it This decade has been a one-way ticket to crazy town with the crazy…

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Humor: Panicking student just throws one thing into each type of trash can
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Humor: Panicking student just throws one thing into each type of trash can

How an incident involving trash cans sparked a movement Many UC Davis students will relate to the sense of panic that comes from standing in front of the…

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Humor: School to install stop sign near Death Star to distract from tuition hikes
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Humor: School to install stop sign near Death Star to distract from tuition hikes

Campus creates diversion in an effort to avoid institutional crisis The first UC tuition hike in six years has made for a time of unrest on the Davis…

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Humor: If Einstein is so smart, why is he dead?
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Humor: If Einstein is so smart, why is he dead?

Couldn’t think your way out of being a worthless sack of meat, could you? Albert Einstein has long been considered one of the greatest minds of our time.…

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Humor: I am a trash person and I am proud
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Humor: I am a trash person and I am proud

“More garbage can, less garbage can’t” Some people miss their childhood years. They miss the innocence, the carefree nature, the bitchin’ Legos. I’ll admit I miss the Legos,…

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Humor: Hero student reminds us all that he chose Davis over Berkeley
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Humor: Hero student reminds us all that he chose Davis over Berkeley

First-year who graced us with his presence proceeds to prove his heroism UC Davis student Robert Quail wasn’t just born; he was crafted by the gods. In many…

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Humor: DC fork famine due to tiny farmers’ desire to pitch tiny hay
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Humor: DC fork famine due to tiny farmers’ desire to pitch tiny hay

It’s perfectly logical The illustrious UC Davis dining commons have it all. Vaguely ethnic food, Captain Crunch, rare salad dressings, apples, parfaits and diabetes can all be accessed…

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Humor: Draining the swamp — administration promises to clear out Russell Field after rains
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Humor: Draining the swamp — administration promises to clear out Russell Field after rains

Russell Field construction halted after grassroots movement and precipitation After the controversial proposal to build administrative buildings and housing on Russell Field, rain and local protests have halted…

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Humor: Bike forgets where it parked its student
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Humor: Bike forgets where it parked its student

Students face perilous conditions when left out in rain Students at UC Davis are constantly forgetting where they parked their bikes. It’s a tale as old as time.…

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Humor: Donald Trump Makes Me Feel Good About Myself
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Humor: Donald Trump Makes Me Feel Good About Myself

He’s doing a lot of bad to the world, but he’s doing wonders to my self-esteem As a straight, white, coastal elite male, I have it rough. All…

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Humor: Man breaks Tinder after adding that he likes Netflix to his bio
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Humor: Man breaks Tinder after adding that he likes Netflix to his bio

Student Daniel Fallon is just the man ladies are looking for Every so often, God takes just a little more time on one person than the others. In…

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Humor: Edgy KDVS to play full hour of Ralph J. Hexter passing kidney stone
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Humor: Edgy KDVS to play full hour of Ralph J. Hexter passing kidney stone

This rock is real DAVIS, CA — After a unanimous decision by KDVS staff, the freeform radio station will air an hour of interim Chancellor Ralph Hexter passing…

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Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak
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Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak

Davis Campus Readers feel heat after inviting dead author to campus Davis Campus Readers (DCR), a book club at UC Davis, has had its funding cut and will…

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