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Humor: DC hosts houseboats-themed meal with only dino chicken nuggets, alcohol
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Humor: DC hosts houseboats-themed meal with only dino chicken nuggets, alcohol

Patrons say it’s the best meal they’ve ever served In preparation for the most anticipated weekend of the year, the UC Davis Dining Commons decided to rock the…

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Humor: An investigation into the vast and extremely successful conspiracy to cover-up Amish cybercrime
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Humor: An investigation into the vast and extremely successful conspiracy to cover-up Amish cybercrime

Exposing possibly the biggest ruse in history For the better part of the last decade, The California Aggie has been carrying out a highly sensitive investigation into one…

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Humor: How to tell if your parents are addicted to Crepeville
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Humor: How to tell if your parents are addicted to Crepeville

If you give a mom a crepe It’s Sunday morning, and your parents want to have a nice meal with you before they leave Davis. You think, “Hmm,…

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Cartoon: Pete
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Cartoon: Pete

Humor: National Hockey League using BioBrew cookies as pucks
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Humor: National Hockey League using BioBrew cookies as pucks

Half-baked idea, or stroke of genius? Ha Kee Pak, president of the National Hockey League, shocked the hockey fandom this week with his announcement that the league would…

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Cartoon: Alarms
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Cartoon: Alarms

Humor: UC Davis plant scientists invent deodorant for smelly white trees
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Humor: UC Davis plant scientists invent deodorant for smelly white trees

Product has been successful beyond be-leaf Ahhhh, Spring Quarter! It’s a wonderful time to get outside and witness nature at its finest. The bees are buzzing, the sun…

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Humor: Why you should make Trader Joe’s your next romantic date spot
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Humor: Why you should make Trader Joe’s your next romantic date spot

A love letter to the (organic) apple of my eye This is it. You and the man of your dreams are hanging out together. The lights are low,…

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Humor: [Actor] is a tour de force in [movie]
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Humor: [Actor] is a tour de force in [movie]

An understated masterclass in acting and filmmaking, full of [adjective] Bonjour, it’s [pretentious film critic], and it’s great to be back with you, my devoted and [patronizing qualifier]…

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Cartoon: Ag Major

Humor: Gunrock announces his engagement to Rainbow Dash of “My Little Pony”
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Humor: Gunrock announces his engagement to Rainbow Dash of “My Little Pony”

Here comes the bridle! Mazel tov! Gunrock, everyone’s favorite cobalt colt, popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, Rainbow Dash, this past weekend. Miss Dash, for those who…

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Humor: Local germaphobe/health guru dies grisly, unsanitary death after contracting infection from soap dispenser at vegan cooking retreat
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Humor: Local germaphobe/health guru dies grisly, unsanitary death after contracting infection from soap dispenser at vegan cooking retreat

Avert your eyes, and anything else that can contract infection D. Finn Kumquat was quite successful as an avocado — f***ing hell, excuse me, I’m sorry — was…

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Cartoon: English
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Cartoon: English