Humor: Student goes to college, realizes he’s been living in a bubble his whole life
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Humor: Student goes to college, realizes he’s been living in a bubble his whole life

Yes, an actual bubble Jonathan Byers, a first-year plant biology major, recently realized that he’s been living in a bubble his entire life. It took coming to college…

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Humor: NASA discovers 7 UC Davis students containing signs of life
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Humor: NASA discovers 7 UC Davis students containing signs of life

Spring Quarter all but wipes out the spirit of the student body As the end of the quarter nears, signs of life within the student body are getting…

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Humor: Confused Gary May leaves school in May: “I thought we were a semester school”
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Humor: Confused Gary May leaves school in May: “I thought we were a semester school”

New chancellor confused with layout of quarter system, attempts to leave while school is still in session Gary May, the former dean of Georgia Tech’s College of Engineering,…

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Humor: If my Week 1 self met my Week 10 self, she wouldn’t befriend her
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Humor: If my Week 1 self met my Week 10 self, she wouldn’t befriend her

My past and current selves are like heaven and hell — one wants to set herself on fire We’ve reached that beautiful time of the year in which…

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Humor: AC the only thing actually working in Shields Library
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Humor: AC the only thing actually working in Shields Library

Library AC gets to Werk™ As finals week rolls around, students are beginning to ask a lot of hard-hitting questions that really demand answers. Questions range from whether…

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Humor: Gary May in shock: “I’m the chancellor of what?”
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Humor: Gary May in shock: “I’m the chancellor of what?”

Gary May apparently did not understand that he’s the chancellor of UC Davis Reporters from The Aggie interviewed Gary May, the current chancellor of UC Davis, about how…

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Humor: All Starbucks on campus to be replaced with a man named Peet standing in an empty room
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Humor: All Starbucks on campus to be replaced with a man named Peet standing in an empty room

School to replace popular coffee establishment with something actually useful Big improvements are coming to the UC Davis campus. With Silo renovations beginning in June, the university will…

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Humor: Big Bad Wolf saddened by news that newly-renovated Freeborn cannot be huffed, puffed and blown down
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Humor: Big Bad Wolf saddened by news that newly-renovated Freeborn cannot be huffed, puffed and blown down

Man in costume dressed as legendary childhood villain less than thrilled with safety of lecture hall UC Davis saw a visit from a famous fairytale villain after Memorial…

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Humor: UC Davis opens Men’s Resource Center
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Humor: UC Davis opens Men’s Resource Center

Just when you thought the Silo was the best renovation Among the many things UC Davis is currently renovating, the university decided last week to follow its series…

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Humor: Gary May brings lunchbox, matching thermos instead of briefcase on first day on job
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Humor: Gary May brings lunchbox, matching thermos instead of briefcase on first day on job

New chancellor goofs up again when he brings fruit snacks instead of paperwork The lovable young chap Gary May made an “uh-oh” on his first day of the…

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Humor: Wind God deliberately blows harder while student tries to bike home
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Humor: Wind God deliberately blows harder while student tries to bike home

Saving the environment, but at what cost? Who doesn’t love the environment? There are white fluffy bunnies, big fuzzy bears, really mean cats: the environment is super cool…

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Humor: Former chancellor Katehi to teach ethics course
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Humor: Former chancellor Katehi to teach ethics course

Course material to include Katehi’s upcoming memoir With former chancellor Linda Katehi’s return to campus next fall as a professor, students are eagerly anticipating the announcement of which…

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Humor: One Direction set to get back together to speak at Spring Commencement
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Humor: One Direction set to get back together to speak at Spring Commencement

Pop group reunites to speak at Letters and Sciences ceremony Famous English-Irish band One Direction will reunite in June to speak at the UC Davis College of Letters…

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Humor: Student pulls massive prank by getting no room in iced coffee but putting cream anyway
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Humor: Student pulls massive prank by getting no room in iced coffee but putting cream anyway

Prank sets scary precedent for future acts of wild spontaneity The Davis community has a scandal on its hands. The Coffee House (CoHo) was recently robbed during a…

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Humor: How to make the Houseboat feel like a Homeboat
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Humor: How to make the Houseboat feel like a Homeboat

#CoolTips for a comfortable weekend on TheLake™ For someone who has never gone on Houseboats™ before, things can get pretty scary. Even though people say the scariest part…

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