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Column: Give yeast a chance

Politics, smolitics. Forget causes like budget cuts and education spending. Nominate your favorite microorganism for California’s state microbe and you could make history!

Microbes are itsy-bitsy organisms, like bacteria or fungi, which can only be seen under a microscope. They are usually unicellular and live everywhere – from your swimming pool to your small intestine. Microbes may not be the cuddliest mascots, but they are the biggest gang of living things on Earth.

Last week, Wisconsin stood poised to be the first state with an official microbe. Wisconsin legislators nominated Lactococcus lactis, a bacterium crucial to cheese-making, as the state’s symbolic microbe. Scientists and cheese-heads rejoiced. While the nomination for L. lactis passed in Wisconsin’s state assembly, the bill didn’t make it on to the state senate’s agenda for the year.

Way to fail, Wisconsin.

Now California can be first! But what microbe should we pick? I contacted some UC Davis microbiology experts to find a worthy nominee.

Jack Meeks, professor of microbiology, chose Oenococcus oenis, a bacterium involved in wine-making. O. oenis ferments malic acid in grapes into lactic acid, which affects the flavor of wine. This process also makes wines “somewhat bubbly,” Meeks said.

And there’s a local angle, too.

“The O. oenis culture used in the California wine industry was isolated at UC Davis,” Meeks said.

Good choice, but perhaps too narrow.

My friend Alexander Ko, a senior microbiology major, nominated Lactobacillus sanfranciscensis, a bacterium that gives sourdough bread its taste. L. sanfranciscensis is important to the Bay Area, but it might not win statewide.

Some people had a humorous take on the issue.

“A funny one would be Clostridium botulinum, which produces the toxin known as Botox,” said Jonathan Eisen, professor of evolution and ecology. Hollywood area voters might frown over this nominee (if they still can).

One microbe, however, came up over and over during my quest: Saccharomyces cerevisiae.

S. cerevisiae is from a group of fungi called yeast. It performs fermentation and has many uses in the food industry.

“This species is used in making many things that California holds near and dear – like wine, bread and beer,” Eisen said.

I agree with the experts. S. cerevisiae embodies the spirit of California. It makes wine for our hip wine crowd and it supports the state’s microbrewery craze. S. cerevisiae makes parties possible – from your granny’s birthday cake to your roomie’s Natty Light.

S. cerevisiae is also important to education in California. The species is known as a “model organism,” which means scientists have sequenced its genome.

This makes the microbe a great example in the classroom. Linda Bisson, professor of viticulture and enology at UC Davis, said that research into S. cerevisiae’s genome has also led to advances in bioenergy. S. cerevisiae can ferment sugars from plants, which is an important step in the production of biofuels.

“From both a fundamental research and economical perspective, [S. cerevisiae] is the most important organism for California,” Bisson said. “We have a rich history with it.”

S. cerevisiae isn’t as charismatic as our state’s ferocious grizzly or adorable quail. Yeasts like S. cerevisiae look like little blobs, and they reproduce when little yeast babies “bud” off of mommy-yeasts. Not cute. Plus, the useful CO2 bubbles produced by yeast are actually waste products (think about that next time you pour some pricey champagne).

I support S. cerevisiae, but will its odd biology go over with the state government? With Schwarzenegger’s Austrian heritage, he should at least (at yeast!) recognize the beer-brewing importance.

It’s too late for a state microbe bill to get on California’s agenda this year, so let’s spend some time stewing over the possibilities and rally behind an official microbe. Forget Wisconsin. The Golden State should be first!

MADELINE MCCURRY-SCHMIDT thinks everyone should have a favorite microbe! E-mail her your choice at memschmidt@ucdavis.edu.

Column: Don’t play that trash in here

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I never drank strawberry wine when I was 17. I have also never dug my keys into the side of someone’s souped-up, four-wheel drive. I don’t believe I will ever find someone’s tractor sexy. This being said, you can probably guess that I am a huge country music fan. That was a lie. I guess I can relate to those country songs about liars.

Actually, I’ve loathed country music since the first grade when I saw someone lip sync Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Achy Breaky Heart” at my school carnival. The performance inspired my sister, Casey, to tape a mullet-sporting Billy Ray Cyrus poster to her bedroom door and buy his CD. I was inspired to sound proof my adjoining bedroom wall, but my mom thought the ripe age of six was too young to work with insulation and power tools. I responded by playing my Raffi cassette tape just loud enough to tune out any fiddles or twangy sounding words that might permeate the drywall.

As one might guess, an epic music battle would ensue every time there was a family road trip growing up. We took advantage of all the usual tricks. A typical tactic was sneaking up to our parents the day before the drive even took place and “calling” the job of radio DJ.

Naturally, things got out of hand. Potential candidates for the radio DJ job started to offer their services a week before a vacation. Or worse, someone would pull the “if we decide to go on vacation soon, can I choose the music?” card. Clearly we had to develop cleverer methods.

This is when I discovered how powerful a tool trust could be.

“Sure, Casey, I don’t mind listening to your dumb country music the next two hours,” I would say, in probably a slightly more disdain concealing way. “Put on whatever you want.”

About three Shania Twain songs in, my sister would become nice and relaxed, overly comfortable thinking she won our radio battle. Of course, as soon as her eyes closed to nap, I would shoot out of my seat faster than a guy gets cheated on in a country love song and change the radio to anything – maybe even the Spanish station, as long as it wasn’t country.

This didn’t bode well with Casey, whose ears had adapted to the sounds of steel guitars, banjos and fiddles. She could detect their absence immediately, even if she was unconscious. She would wake up immediately and all hell would break loose.

Casey had some tricks up her sleeve as well, though. A more notable move on her part was the time I was packing for a weekend family trip and all of my CDs had conveniently disappeared. It was a smooth move, I’ll give her that. She stopped laughing, however, when she realized she was so caught up in the prank that she forgot to bring her own. We both got karma-ed when my mom took it upon herself to provide the music for that trip. Her favorite CD at the time was something like “Windpipe Music of the Andes.”

Lastly, I’ll never forget the time Casey won three tickets to a country music festival in Stockton. As if Stockton wasn’t gross enough, factor in thousands of rednecks in wife beaters and cowboy boots (I’m from the area, so I’m allowed to bash on it). Now imagine them all belligerently drunk. I was forced to go because my sister winning three tickets quickly escalated into the perfect excuse for a mother-daughter bonding day.

I was like 12 years old, sitting on burning hot metal bleachers in July watching 50-year-old women rock out on their husband’s shoulders. It was a disturbing image to say the least. I’m pretty sure this event was the cherry on the top of the sundae that is my hatred for country music.

Long story short, these experiences have helped shape me into the person I am today. I still despise country music, but I like to believe I’ve become more lenient when it comes to other listeners in my car. If you would like to make a music suggestion in my vehicle, please by all means do so. But if you expect me to actually change the station, you will probably end up on the side of the road with your crappy CDs in hand.

AMANDA HARDWICK is realizing that she rants a lot. She should be more positive. Keith Urban is hot and Australian. That’s one perk of country music. Give her some more at aghardwick@ucdavis.edu.

Aggie Daily Calendar

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TODAY

East Quad Farmers Market

10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.

East Quad

Enjoy fresh, local produce at a convenient location!

Wellness World Fair

11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.

East Quad

Explore the seven wonders of wellness, featuring over 20 campus departments and organizations, music, games and prizes.

THURSDAY

Biomedical Engineering Seminar

4 p.m.

1005 Genome and Biomedical Science Facility

Attend the department of biomedical engineering’s lecture by Dr. Kent Leach on the development of instructive biomaterials for tissue repair.

Red Cross Club General Meeting

6:10 to 7 p.m.

146 Olson

Stop by to get a recap of last week’s events and get information on upcoming volunteer opportunities.

Entertainment Council’s Free Prescreening of Countdown to Zero

8 p.m.

194 Chemistry

Watch the recently premiered Sundance Film Festival movie for free!

FRIDAY

Informal Music Jam Session

Noon

Wyatt Deck, Old Davis Road

Pull out your fiddles, guitars, mandolins, penny whistles, pipes, flutes and squeezeboxes for this informal acoustic jam session.

Sexual Harassment Prevention Class and Yoga

Noon to 1 p.m.

Main Conference Room 2, Student Health and Wellness Center

Stop by for a class that begins with a theme related to sexual harassment prevention, followed by a yoga class.

Integrated Neuroscience Seminar

12:10 p.m.

Large Conference Room, Center for Mind and Brain

Listen to a presentation about cognitive control across multiple cognitive domains in schizophrenia.

Computer Science Club at UC Davis’ LAN Party

6 p.m. to Midnight

1131 Kemper

Join the Computer Science Club’s quarterly LAN Party. Play PC games and even compete in a Quake Live tournament with prizes!

SATURDAY

UC Davis Bike Auction

9 a.m.

Hutchinson West Entry Parking Structure

Buy used bikes for cheap prices at the bike auction. Over 400 bikes will be up for sale.

Arboretum Tour: Simple Tip for Great Container Gardening

11 a.m.

Arboretum Terrace Garden

Learn about container gardening during a free public tour at the UC Davis Arboretum.

To receive placement in the AGGIE DAILY CALENDAR, e-mail dailycal@theaggie.org or stop by 25 Lower Freeborn by noon the day prior to your event. Due to space constraints, all event descriptions are subject to editing, and priority will be given to events that are free of charge and geared toward the campus community.

Social-media job listings growing at 1,300 percent per year

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Social-media job listings on employment sites are growing at over 1,300 percent per annum.

Andres Kaplan and Michael Haenlein, authors of “Users of the world, unite! The challenges and opportunities of social media,” featured in Business Horizons, define social media as “a group of Internet-based applications that build on the ideological and technological foundations of Web 2.0 and that allow the creation and exchange of user-generated content.”

Shel Holtz of socialmediatoday.com said experts’ different approaches to social media suggest few have agreed on a single definition.

Danielle Galarneau, corporate marketing communications associate of Simply Hired, Inc., believes companies are embracing social media because they are seeing that these tools work, thus increasing the number of job listings.

“Companies are witnessing the high adoption rate of social media among users and even other companies,” Galarneau said. “These tools are not going away, so companies are realizing that they need to implement social media in their businesses. Leveraging social media for customer service, marketing, recruiting and other areas has proven to be highly effective.”

According to Simply Hired, Inc. social media jobs have an average salary of $93,000 and have increased by 627 percent since August 2008.

This salary estimate is calculated from jobs that contain salary data and match the term “social media.” Salaries are not based on employer survey data and may vary from the actual salary for a specific position.

To break into the social media job market it is important to have a background with social media jobs marketing, along with a degree in marketing, communications or English, strong writing skills, critical thinking and a know-how of analytics tools, Galarneau said.

“A passion for social media tools is a must,” Galarneau said. “Employers will look for someone who is always on top of the latest trends and dying to learn more.”

Galarneau said internships are a great way to get your foot in the door.

“Many of these social media jobs will be in marketing departments, so make sure you are searching for accurate titles,” Galarneau said. “Looking for a general internship or entry level job in a marketing department can also lead you into the direction of working more heavily with social media. Once you’re in the department, let everyone know how much you know and care about social media, and hopefully you’ll be given the opportunity to prove your talent.”

The Davis Downtown Business Association has over 1,800 fans on Facebook and a Twitter account.

Joy Cohan, director of the Davis Downtown Business Association, said social media is an integral part of the group’s marketing scheme.

“It’s difficult to gauge how these sites affect our business,” Cohan said. “But businesses have told us that they get feedback from customers saying they came to different events because they saw one of our status updates on Facebook.”

Some local organizations are just starting to utilize these social media sites to connect with the public.

Citizens Who Care, a Davis group that provides social support services to older adults and their family caregivers, currently uses VolunterMatch.org to coordinate volunteers. The group’s director of volunteers, Ellie Slaven, said the group is about to start utilizing Facebook.

“Younger people are using Facebook so much and a posting on the site can make you much more aware of events,” Slaven said. “We already have a system for finding volunteers, but expanding the number of online social networks we have will get people to come to fundraisers.”

ANGELA SWARTZ can be reached city@theaggie.org.

Americans still don’t support marijuana legalization

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With a ballot initiative to legalize marijuana set to appear on California’s November ballot, a recent poll shows that most Americans still oppose legalizing the drug.

The Associated Press-CNBC poll, released on Apr. 20, showed that 55 percent of Americans oppose legalizing pot, while 33 percent favor legalization.

Those in favor of legalization cite other polls and problematic question phrasing as evidence that a greater number of Americans actually support legalizing marijuana.

Mike Meno, director of communications for the Marijuana Policy Project, said that other recent polls released by CBS and Gallup show a higher number – approximately 45 percent – favor legalization.

Meno also said that the way the question was phrased played a role in the lower AP-CNBC number.

“Thirty-three percent seems a little low, but actually if you look at the way the question was phrased, a lot of the people that responded neutral would actually imply that they were favorable,” he said.

In particular, Meno said that another question within the poll, which includes language about taxing sales of marijuana, showed a rise in people favoring legalization – from 33 percent to 47 percent.

Marijuana prohibition has been a “complete failure,” according to Meno.

“When you pass laws against something, it’s not going to reduce its use, it’s going to create an elicit market,” he said.

Americans are more accepting of medical marijuana. The poll showed that 60 percent support the idea and 74 percent believe the drug has a real medical benefit for some people.

The poll’s results for both legalizing marijuana or on allowing its use for medicinal purposes were largely uniform across the various regions of the country, despite legal medical marijuana use being concentrated in the West.

John Lovell, a spokesman with the California Narcotics Officers’ Association, said he was not surprised by the poll results.

“At the end of the day, the public doesn’t want to have someone who can test positive for marijuana and get behind the wheel of a school bus,” he said.

Lovell said a particular problem with the California initiative is that it permits all California cities and counties to have their own regulatory scheme with regard to the drug.

This could lead to a situation where the city of Davis could have its own regulatory scheme, while Sacramento could have a different scheme, for instance.

“What you’re going to have is cannabis chaos,” Lovell said.

Lovell also expressed doubt as to whether the initiative would help the state economy since it does not authorize a state marijuana tax.

Students expressed their thoughts on both the poll and marijuana legalization in the state.

“I think it’s silly that more than 50 percent of people think this when there is very little scientific evidence that shows that marijuana is a harmful drug,” said Morgan Rockwell, a senior clinical nutrition major.

Rockwell said that if marijuana were to be legalized in California the regulatory scheme should be uniform throughout the state. However, she said that this might not be realistic since some counties and cities are apt to be more or less lax with their marijuana laws.

Linda Wolf, a junior communication major, said that she goes back and forth on whether or not she supports legalization.

“I see some of the economic value in legalizing [marijuana] for the clothing industry or for agricultural reasons, but I don’t want people to have even easier access to it,” she said. “I don’t want to deal with people being stoned all the time.”

CHINTAN DESAI can be reached at city@theaggie.org.

Do you have confidence in Yudof and the regents?

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Students’ feelings toward UC President Mark Yudof and the Board of Regents may be put up to a vote in the upcoming weeks.

A group of students are working towards utilizing the ASUCD referendum process to allow students to vote for or against two measures – one declaring no confidence in the leadership of Yudof and the other declaring no confidence in the management of the regents.

“It’s the first time students have a chance to vote on this issue,” said Brian Spark, senior international relations major and organizer of the protest. “It’s the first truly democratic protest.”

The Internal Affairs Commission (IAC) looked at the language of the referendums on Monday and the Student Government Association Office printed petitions to be circulated this week.

The referendum process requires 8 percent of the student population to sign the petitions before the whole student body can vote on it. These 2,000 signatures must be collected within four academic weeks of IAC’s approval in order for a special election to be called.

If called to an election, students will be able to vote on the two measures online like they would for an ASUCD government election.

Referendums can also be passed through the ASUCD senators, however, Sparks thought a greater statement could be made if the whole campus voted.

“I think the message is a lot more clear when it’s from the students directly,” he said. “It requires a lot of people and lets everyone be involved, not just 12 senators.”

Choosing to avoid the senators could be viewed as the students feeling that ASUCD isn’t adequately representing them, said Rudy Ornelas, director of legislation and policy at the office of the ASUCD president.

“We have students here that feel like ASUCD isn’t working for them, which is why they have submitted a petition to essentially let themselves voice their opinion by a vote,” Ornelas said.

The referendums declare no confidence in Yudof and the regents for fee hikes, academic and related program cuts and the discussion of further tuition increases and budget cuts without significant transparency or input on behalf of the students, staff and faculty.

Sparks thinks the campus vote can spark movements on other UC campuses. If the referendums pass here, it is likely they will be attempted elsewhere.

“Everyone will be watching this vote,” Sparks said.

While many students are angry at the administration, collecting the required signatures may be challenging, Ornelas said.

“There’s still a giant disconnect with students where they generally don’t care,” he said. “It’s almost like running an election. You need to get as many people out there as possible to inform students of what is going on.”

Outreach will be an issue, said Renata Langis, sophomore international agricultural development major. Students should make announcements at classes or on KDVS and table on the Quad – e-mail and Facebook are hardly effective any more.

“A lot of people like to demonstrate because of the thrill of being in the physical space and outwardly acting,” Langis said. “So when it’s just in the cyberspace and it’s just a physical vote instead of an action, it might not be as attractive to some.”

However, the prospect of voting democratically on the issue could be a more attractive protest to those who were put off by some of the actions on Mar. 4, Sparks said.

“I’ve been checking with a lot of people from a lot of different groups and so far I’ve been hearing a lot of support,” he said.

Langis is one of these students. She was disturbed by the police brutality and disappointed by the decisions driven by mob mentality on Mar. 4, and she appreciates the peacefulness of the referendum idea.

“It’s really interesting because it’s completely nonviolent and just gets the message across in a simple action that a lot of people could get involved in,” she said.

JANELLE BITKER can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

News in Brief

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Two UC Davis students were arrested Wednesday for allegedly torturing two hamsters. Henry Nguyen, 18, and Josue Melendez, 19, both face two counts of animal cruelty and two counts of conspiracy.

The criminal complaint filed by the Yolo County District Attorney alleges that the suspects battered and abused two hamsters with a ruler and a cigarette lighter.

The suspects were arrested after allegedly posting videos of the torture on Facebook, which caused concerned viewers to call the police and spark an investigation.

A criminal complaint filed by another dorm resident alleges that “the two suspects hit the hamster with a ruler, flung it across the room and put the animal in a cup and lit the bottom of the cup on fire.”

The second hamster was allegedly purchased the next day and also tortured.

One of the hamsters died while the other was rescued and successfully treated at the UC Davis Veterinary Medical Teaching Hospital. After recovering, the surviving hamster was “rehomed,” according to the UC Davis News Service.

Both of the suspects were undergraduate students living in Tercero residence halls at the time of the alleged incidents.

“There has already been a Student Housing disciplinary process, and there will also be a Student Judicial Affairs process,” said Andy Fell of the UC Davis News Service. “Those processes and the outcomes are and will be confidential. Where there is a criminal case, the SJA process usually takes place after the criminal case is resolved.”

The suspects were charged with conspiracy for allegedly working together to commit acts of animal cruelty.

Nguyen is not currently an active student at UC Davis. Melendez is still listed as an active student.

Nguyen did not respond to an interview request before press time.

Both suspects will be arraigned on May 21 at 1:30 p.m. in Yolo County Superior Court.

RICHARD PROCTER can be reached at campus@theaggie.org.

Column: Beanie Baby

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My fascination with mass fraud and Goldman Sachs dates back to my entrepreneurial fascination with Beanie Babies in the fourth grade.

I was raised by a mother who took pleasure in withholding things. In her eyes, nothing was earned without hard work. She’d supplied the family with health, auto and house insurance from her six-figure pharmacy job, where she’d worked for the past 31 years. When I asked her why she gets so angry when people ask for the key to the locked bathroom three feet away from the drug counter, she says, “Because I did not go to pharmacy school for six years to show people the bathroom.”

Less than a year after my mother moved to Pasadena from Hong Kong in the 70s, she went from not knowing English to supporting herself on her own. Then when it came to raising three children, there wasn’t a lot of room for laziness.

Who she ended up raising instead were children who became obsessed with the idea of getting something for nothing because in our family, that never happened. Now that I live by myself after an adolescence of model minority guilt, I take deep satisfaction in being sedentary.

“My dream is that one day, people pay money just to hear me talk,” I say to my friend Jonathan on the phone. I’m slumped on the couch, breathing heavily into the phone because I just binged on Chef Boyardee and I’m trying to keep my body from falling off the armrest. “I wouldn’t even have to move, and I would make money.”

I blame the Beanie Babies. It started in fourth grade.

Beanie Babies were insufferably cute, but not because they had black marbles for eyes and didn’t bounce when you threw them down the stairs. Their cuteness came from the fact that they doubled in value in a matter of weeks for no logical reason other than that they were discontinued.

If some ugly spider with red eyes and tiger print on its ass was on sale for $5, we wanted nothing to do with it. But once it became “retired” – a term the Ty factory used when it decided one day to stop making a certain kind of Beanie Baby – its market value soared.

The formula worked. In the upcoming weeks, the ugly spider became worth $20, then $35, then $50. Its red eyes became endearing and the tiger-print underwear was exotic. We needed it to be a part of our lives.

The trick of the system was that you never knew when the Beanie Babies would retire. So you bought all of them when they were still $5, hoping they’d go up in value in a few weeks so you could resell them. We even called the Nordstrom and asked when the factory shipment came in. It was the third Monday of every month. On that third Monday, we dragged our mother to Nordstrom and found 20 other kids who were already there for the same purpose.

Each time, it was a game to guess which Beanie Baby would retire next. To get insider tips on the market trends, we bought these catalogues that had the current value of every Beanie Baby listed. What we didn’t realize at the time was that these were catalogues printed by the Ty factory itself, posing as if they were some independent credit rating agency that determined the value of these glorified bean bags. It was the S&P for fourth graders.

Nevertheless, after we studied these trends meticulously to find out which Beanie Babies would retire, we figured it out. It was always the ugly ones.

But alas, my siblings and I were not the cunning hedge John Paulsons that we had aspired to be. We set up a Geocities website to sell our Beanie Babies, but no one ever bought them because we either priced them for way too high, or held onto the ones we really should have been selling in hopes that their prices would go even higher.

So when the crash of 1999 happened and the Ty factory announced “The End” Beanie Baby, signifying the end of the company, everyone rushed to buy all the Beanie Babies they could find – until a few months later, when the Ty factory released “The Beginning.” Just kidding, we’re back! No one fell for it.

Before Lehman Brothers, this was the biggest economic downturn we ever experienced. What we ended up getting stuck with were rows and rows of ugly Beanie Babies that we couldn’t sell because no one wanted to buy our shit. The bubble had burst, and no one wanted our ugly, sub-prime Beanie Babies anymore.

It’s 2010 now, but the game’s hardly changed. Except we’re not dealing with dusty toy spiders, but foreclosed houses, synthetic CDOs and fraud. The economy is still a gambling game of CDOs and hedge funds where the rules are determined by arbitrary decisions out of anyone’s control.

Shall we take a moment to revisit Goldman Sachs chief executive Lloyd Blankfein’s statement, “doing God’s work” in light of recent events? It seems doing God’s work isn’t about rewarding the hard working anymore. It’s more about taking the power away from the people and into the sovereignty of the all-mighty economy.

If only this was as easy to solve as releasing a Beanie Baby a few months later to say “Just kidding, we’re back!”

GEOFF MAK wonders if anyone else who took the 11:30 a.m. UWP exam last Saturday thought the San Francisco Chronicle article was a middle-class revival of the American Dream that discounts the fact that there are still Americans who make money because they actually need it. E-mail him at gemak@ucdavis.edu if you think the problem isn’t that we’re raising lazy kids, but that we’re raising bad gamblers.

Column: Spanish Flea, Part I

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Within the next 900 or so words, I will systematically break down everything I do within a given day. It will not be pretty. At times, it will sound mundane. And in the end, it will be indicative of the life students lead in Davis, Calif.

Actually, I’m not going to bullshit you – this isn’t a microcosm of anything. This is the first part of a trilogy. Ideally, this column should be read with “Spanish Flea” playing in the background. If you don’t know this song, you should just YouTube it. It’s from the album Going Places by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. By the way – that is THE MOST RIDICULOUS NAME EVAR.

The Pokémon battle theme rattles loudly from my phone. I’m awake. I stare blankly at Matthew’s lead-painted green dresser that sits flush against his potpourri of various computer paraphernalia. It’s not a meaningful stare. It’s more of an “I have nothing else left to think at this ungodly hour so I’m going to stare into space” kind of stare. It’s 11 a.m. I roll over to my left and unplug the phone and iPod Touch that have been charging for nine hours under my pillow and shuffle my way into the shower. I turn on the water first and make sure it isn’t scalding. The key is to make sure it’s lukewarm, and then when you turn on the showerhead, you adjust to your taste. Usually, this means a few ticks to the left every now and then. I’m not really a hot shower lover.

You may be wondering why I brought the iPod Touch into the bathroom. Good question. Bhalendu (my roommate) rigged a little speaker system into our bathroom so we can hook up our iPods to play whatever we like. Engineers are crafty in the weirdest ways. Today, I’m playing “Mah Bahdy” radio on Pandora. It’s my Norah Jones, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Colbie Caillat and Amos Lee radio station (basically, anybody that has a soft voice with a slight out-of-nowhere twang while playing simple chords on a guitar makes it on this list). I called it “Mah Bahdy” radio because John Mayer has an odd habit of over-breathalyzing certain words. He won’t just say “My Body” in a song. He has to add more air than necessary or else the ladies won’t swoon. Thus we have the birth of “Mah Bahdy” radio.

I get out of the shower, and leave the door open so the steam will come out – I am the REAL McSteamy. I put my clothes on, which usually consists in me deciding on a t-shirt and shorts combination. Sometimes I’ll wear my Yankees t-shirt, and some days I’ll wear my Boston Red Sox t-shirt. I usually get a rise out of people because they think I’m some diehard fan. I’m not. They were free. I have no ties to Mariano Rivera or Dustin Pedroia. In fact, I hate the name Dustin. It’s stupid. Why would you want the word “dust” in your name? You might as well call the child “Lint” while you’re at it.

After I count my blessings from the fashion gods, I head over to the kitchen. Breakfast usually ends up being Captain Crunch with 1 percent milk – I don’t want to overdo it with the milk percentages. Every time I drink 2 percent milk, I get diarrhea and I feel like an infant.

Once I’m finished OMNOMNOMING, I head out the door on my Gina. Gina is my orange Mercier fixie with blue bullhorns and blue tires. I like the name Gina because it’s only two letters away from Vagina. I always thought Gina was just short for Vagina anyway. I decided to forgo the Velocity rims because I figured it would be more hipster. Stock rims never felt this good.

I pass by the usual fixtures as I’m biking down Anderson to get to campus: Trees, people on their cell phones waiting at the church stop, and that truck that says “BORN TO FISH, FORCED TO WORK.” I get to the holy grail of all intersections (Anderson and Russell) and do that odd sort of waiting on my bike where I lean to the left on one foot. This is really awkward because my backpack is weighing me down and there are people behind me. I’m ready to go but the light takes forever. Finally, it turns green and – holy shit – it only lasted for three seconds. WTF I need to get to campus. I’m on a goddamn bicycle.

After that ordeal at the light, I make my way to campus and cruise along toward the library. I make sure to take out one earbud because the cops on campus have absolutely NOTHING to do but harass students for minor infractions. I mean, honestly, I’m just playing “I’m a Dreamer” by Amber. I’m not juggling four cartons of milk while playing chess with a floating green alien as I’m riding my bike. But if I was, then the officer should pull me over for being over the legal limit of badass.

Stay tuned for Spanish Flea, Part II! What will happen at the library? What will DAVE KARIMI’s day be like? What’s his next shitty one-liner? If you have any questions or comments, feel free to knee-mail him at dkarimi@ucdavis.edu.

Aggie Daily Calendar

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TODAY

Senior Art Gallery Show

7 p.m.

Basement Gallery, Art Building

Check out the works of seniors Natalie Pillen, Sam Paulding, Cynthia Stepp, Chloe Wilson and Angelia Loi for their senior art gallery.

WEDNESDAY

East Quad Farmers Market

10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.

East Quad

Enjoy fresh, local produce at a convenient location!

Wellness World Fair

11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.

East Quad

Explore the seven wonders of wellness, featuring over 20 campus departments and organizations, music, games and prizes.

THURSDAY

Red Cross Club General Meeting

6:10 to 7 p.m.

146 Olson

Stop by to get a recap of last week’s events and get information on upcoming volunteer opportunities.

Entertainment Council’s Free Prescreening of Countdown to Zero

8 p.m.

194 Chemistry

Watch the recently premiered Sundance Film Festival movie for free!

FRIDAY

Informal Music Jam Session

Noon

Wyatt Deck, Old Davis Road

Pull out your fiddles, guitars, mandolins, penny whistles, pipes, flutes and squeezeboxes for this informal acoustic jam session.

Sexual Harassment Prevention Class and Yoga

Noon to 1 p.m.

Main Conference Room 2, Student Health and Wellness Center

Stop by for a class that begins with a theme related to sexual harassment prevention, followed by a yoga class.

Integrated Neuroscience Seminar

12:10 p.m.

Large Conference Room, Center for Mind and Brain

Listen to a presentation about cognitive control across multiple cognitive domains in schizophrenia.

To receive placement in the AGGIE DAILY CALENDAR, e-mail dailycal@theaggie.org or stop by 25 Lower Freeborn by noon the day prior to your event. Due to space constraints, all event descriptions are subject to editing, and priority will be given to events that are free of charge and geared toward the campus community.

Davis Cemetery celebrates life

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While cemeteries are often associated with mourning or loss, the Davis Cemetery District is celebrating life. Since its first burial in 1855, the cemetery has evolved into a venue for local artists, a study haven for neighboring students and an aesthetically pleasing, natural area for community members to enjoy.

According to Davis Cemetery Office Manager, Susan Finkleman, the cemetery also provides UC Davis students with various internship opportunities. In fact, student interns have spearheaded many of the recent projects the cemetery has taken on.

“We have four ongoing categories of internships,” Susan said. “There are business management, landscape architecture, event planning and writing internships.”

The internships allow students an opportunity to gain hands on experience in their specific area of study. Business management interns learn about opening and running a business, landscape architecture interns design and plant their own flowerbeds and event planning interns help organize and publicize art shows.

Sophomore environmental horticulture major, Marissa Jacobi, said she has enjoyed her internship experience with the Davis Cemetery. Jacobi works three hours a week taking care of garden beds and designs flowerbeds of her own.

“It works for me and gives me a chance to work with gardens,” Jacobi said.

Writing interns are currently working on an oral history of Davis.

“We’re doing a living history project right now,” Susan said. “Students have interviewed people in the area about growing up in Davis, and living in Davis. From that, we would like to produce a DVD.”

Davis Cemetery’s Community Outreach Director, Joe Finkleman, said the oral history project has been both a large and enlightening task for interns.

“We want to cover over 100 years of stories of living in Davis,” Joe said.

As the research for the project has progressed, Joe has enjoyed witnessing an emerging pattern.

“It’s interesting to see that people are really doing the same things,” he said. “A person at 20 is usually doing just what a person who used to be 20 was doing at that time.”

Outside of the cemetery’s different internship opportunities for students, the Davis Cemetery has also become a popular venue for local artists. The cemetery features one to two local artists a month and has an open house for them on the second Sunday of the month. Those who cannot make the open house can view the art in the Davis Cemetery office any weekday.

“We have people stop in during the week just to see the art,” Susan said. “Every month we have a theme-this month the theme is ‘Celebration of Life.'”

This month’s artists are photographers Jerry Berry and Michael Radin. Susan said Berry’s style is distinctive because of the Vaseline he uses on his camera lens, making a unique photograph. Radin takes his photographs from a car his friend drives at 50 miles per hour.

In addition to the art shows, the Davis Cemetery also hosts dance performances, poetry readings and local composers. One poetry event last year pulled in a crowd of 122 people.

Susan believes that the careful landscaping and ecological planning has made the Davis Cemetery a prime location for these shows.

“We try to make it visually beautiful- a place for people to go for healing and contemplation,” she said.

Joe designs annual and perennial beds, along with many of the other horticultural aspects to the cemetery. According to him, the cemetery practices sustainable horticulture. This means the cemetery plants species native to the area and considers the different working pieces of the cemetery as a whole.

“We have built bird habitats so we don’t have insects, and we try to create a habitat that invites the good insects that kill the bad insects,” he said.

Joe believes it is thorough this planning and integration that has enabled the cemetery to thrive without pesticides.

“If you think about how everything works, you can really make a place weed and pesticide free,” he said.

Two of the more unique aspects of the cemetery are its two scent gardens. These gardens are designed for the visually disabled and contain strong smelling plants like the Drawf Curry Plant, Lemon Mist Thyme and Chocolate Mint.

“We wanted something that a non-sighted person could enjoy,” Susan said. “People can touch the plants and enjoy the smells.”

The Davis Cemetery’s May art show will display the works of artists Pete Eckert and Joe Finkleson himself. Students can attend the opening reception and meet the artists on May 9 from 1 to 4 p.m.

AMANDA HARDWICK can be reached at features@theaggie.org.

California driving becomes safer

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Based on preliminary figures, traffic related deaths in California have hit an all time low in 2009.

Although many factors were at work, officials credit increased enforcement and improved driving habits among the public as significant factors behind the improvement. Despite the optimistic reports, law enforcement officials and policymakers say there is still much more room for improvement.

The California Office of Traffic Safety (OTS) is a government organization that is responsible for tracking traffic safety data including fatalities that occur on state roads. Lower numbers of fatalities have been a trend over the last 10 years in California, said OTS spokesperson Chris Cochran. The statistics for 2009 are not complete, but last year was a record for safety.

“As far as why [there have been less deaths], there are many reasons. There is no one cause, but probably a dozen,” Cochran said. “For instance there were simply less miles driven in 2009.”

Due to a slow economy, people are driving less, leading to fewer accidents.

There are also downturns in behavioral causes of accidents. Bad driving habits associated with collisions, including alcohol-related deaths, are decreasing. According to the COTS 2008 traffic safety report card, fatalities involving drunk drivers decreased by 20.01 percent in California since 2005. Increased public awareness has been helpful.

“People are saying, ‘I’m going to drive better,'” Cochran said.

Cell phone use while driving is now a major source of danger. The National Safety Council estimates nearly 25 percent of collisions in 2008 were caused by the distraction, according to an OTS press release.

“In the 20th century we knew what was killing us on our roads, things like alcohol, and drugs, speeding, reckless driving, unsafe cars and dangerous roads,” said OTS Director Christopher J. Murphy in a written statement. “The 21st century has brought us a new and troubling danger – the use of cell phones.”

In 2008 hands-free laws banned the use of mobile phones by motorists unless they utilize an earpiece.

“Unfortunately we are still citing thousands of people a month for using their cell phones,” said CHP Spokesperson Jaime Coffee. “One hundred percent of your attention needs to be on the road. Even a one or two second distraction can result in tragedy and multi-tasking drivers put innocent people at risk.”

Coffee believed it was still taking people time to get adjust to the new cell phone laws, similar to how laws requiring seat belt took time to become routine in the 20th century. California’s seat belt use rate was 95.7 percent in 2009, according to the OTS website.

Fatal collisions in Yolo County have seen a dramatic decrease. Between 2006 and 2009 traffic deaths here may have dropped as much as 56 percent.

“I feel safe driving in the area,” said Jennifer Allison, a senior history major. “Mostly I feel safe because there isn’t that much traffic and congestion. Traffic and congestion are the main things I worry about on the road.”

SAMUEL A. COHEN can be reached at city@theaggie.org.

Police Briefs

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THURSDAY

Hotboxing hour

Two subjects were smoking marijuana inside a vehicle on Mono Place.

FRIDAY

Drama queen

A female was reported missing on Shasta drive when she got upset and left.

Davis hacksaw massacre

Someone was trying to hacksaw a bike chain on Oxford Circle.

SATURDAY

Father in training

A male was seen pushing an unoccupied new baby carriage and talking to himself on K and East Eighth Streets.

Next best thing to texting

A female was seen scratching words on the back of someone’s car on West Covell Boulevard.

Monkeying around

People on West Covell Boulevard and Sycamore Lane were yelling obscenities from their vehicle and hanging out the windows.

The neighborhood raccoon strikes again

A resident on F Street was out of town on business when a neighbor told her that her motion sensor lights were activated in her backyard.

SUNDAY

Follow the nose

Someone smelled a kerosene odor in his neighborhood on East Eighth and D Streets.

Bas-keg-ball game

Subjects had a keg and were playing on the basketball court on Drexel Drive.

Impatient visitor

An unknown subject was ringing the door bell for the last 20 minutes intermittently on Via Verdi Terrace.

Invitation to dinner

A female was throwing plates off the balcony on J Street.

POLICE BRIEFS are compiled by POOJA KUMAR from the public logs of the Davis Police Department and represent the official version of what happened. View the crime blotter online at cityofdavis.org/police/log. This segment appears Tuesdays.

U.S. Bicycling Hall of Fame travels to its permanent home in Davis

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The long-awaited United States Bicycling Hall of Fame opened in Davis on Saturday with a ribbon-cutting ceremony at the museum within Central Park on the corner of Third and B Streets.

“I want to recognize the collaboration of city of Davis, UC Davis, the Hall of Fame, the California Bicycle Museum, community leaders and many more,” said Mayor Ruth Asmundson. “Each of you has made a part in celebrating cycling, which is the heart and soul of Davis.”

In April 2009 the Hall of Fame selected Davis as its new home, relocating from Somerville, New Jersey.

The USBHF joined forces with the California Bicycle Museum expanding the board of directors for both organizations.

“With that expansion, we now represent the country and truly establish the Hall of Fame as a national organization,” said USBHF President of the Board of Directors Dawn Wylong.

Over 125 cyclists have been entered into the Hall of Fame in its 25-year history and four new inductees are elected annually.

The Hall of Fame features the UC Davis Pierce Miller Collection of antique bicycles, an extensive catalog of memorabilia from the Hall of Fame, the recent 2009 class of Hall of Fame inductees and cycling artifacts.

The museum, at 303 3rd St., will be open on Wednesdays from 2 to 8 p.m. and Saturdays from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m.

Several dignitaries from Davis and Somerville were present, including Director of Transportation, Airport and Parking Services (TAPS) Clifford Contreras, UC Davis Bicycle Program Coordinator David Takemoto-Weerts, several Davis City Councilmembers, 1997 US Bicycling Hall of Fame Inductee and Olympian George Mount and 1994 USBHF Inductee, competitor and Past President of the Board Ernie Seubert. Cheri Elliott, 2008 US Bicycling Hall of Fame Inductee, First Woman Inducted into the BMX Hall of Fame, was also present.

Sen. Lois Wolk (D-Davis) who presented a state legislature certificate of recognition to Hall of Fame to commemorate a successful grand opening in Davis.

– Pooja Kumar

Yolo County raises awareness to reduce infant deaths

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As part of the national observance of April as Child Abuse Prevention and Awareness month, the Yolo County Children’s Alliance and Child Abuse Prevention Council (YCCA) is taking measures to prevent infant mortalities.

YCCA’s foremost goal is to reduce the incidence of Shaken Baby Syndrome (SBS) for which it is implementing Shaken Baby Program, which strives to inform new mothers, fathers and caregivers of the dangers of shaking babies.

The Davis Rotary Club and the Sutter Davis Hospital each donated $10,000 to support the program, while the Yolo County Celebrity Fashion Show contributed additional proceeds.

The Shaken Baby Program aims to increase knowledge about the fragility of babies’ heads, said Katy King-Goldberg, Step by Step/Paso a Paso program director.

SBS occurs as a result of shaking an infant or young child so violently that he or she is injured and ultimately, severely and irreversibly brain damaged.

As one of the few counties that has an SBS program, YCCA is looking forward to the program’s implementation this summer, said YCCA Executive Director Katie Villegas.

Program coordinators distribute informative materials, such as an informative video, pledge forms and brochures, to parents and caregivers a minimum of two times – once in prenatal care and once in the birthing hospital, Sutter Davis Hospital or Woodland Memorial Hospital. Family support workers will review the consequences of SBS a third time with new parents enrolled in the Step by Step home visiting program.

Shaken baby simulator dolls highlight the delicacy of a baby’s brain. The dolls’ brains light up when they are shaken, demonstrating which part of the brain is damaged, such as the parts that control memory or emotion.

SBS is difficult to diagnose. Doctors have to x-ray the patient’s skull to access SBS, Villegas said. Some consequences of SBS include: brain swelling and damage, hemorrhage, mental retardation, blindness, hearing loss, paralysis, speech and learning difficulties and death.

Some SBS inflicted injuries are not obvious because they occur internally, particularly in the head or behind the eyes. However, in severe cases, the baby will become limp and lethargic and ultimately pass out. Furthermore, babies who survive significant SBS cases may require lifelong medical care or even institutionalization.

Sometimes, parents or caregivers shake their baby if they feel frustrated as a result of the baby’s incessant crying. SBS can occur due to ignorance of consequences combined with frustration.

There is a large space between a baby’s brain and its whole skull because a baby’s brain has not grown to its full size. It also takes a few months (sometimes six to eight months) for a baby’s neck muscles to become strong enough to support its head, King-Goldberg said.

SBS usually affects children up to about two years of age, King-Goldberg said. By the time a child is two, he or she generally has some speaking capabilities. However, prior to two years of age, babies communicate by crying.

“Crying can mean so many things. The more communication they have, the more the caregiver can figure out,” King-Goldberg said.

To care for a crying infant, parents can run a vacuum cleaner or dryer within hearing range of the infant because they like white noise. Parents can also take the baby for a walk in a stroller or a car ride.

Villegas encourages parents to utilize available resources such as the Yolo Crisis Nursery if they are frustrated with their baby’s crying. Caregivers may drop their babies off at the crisis nursery anytime of day or night if they need immediate assistance or call at 758-6680.

“Every child in the nation deserves to be safe,” said Judy Wolf, Chair of the Rotary Club of Davis Child Abuse Prevention Program.

The Davis Rotary Club’s Child Abuse Prevention Committee holds Big Night, an annual fundraiser to support Yolo County programs. To date, the Big Night fundraiser has collected approximately $250,000 to help prevent child abuse in the community.

Only approximately 1 percent of funds dedicated to child abuse go to primary child abuse prevention, Wolf said.

“The country doesn’t get it,” she said. “It’s not putting money into upstream causes of child abuse.”

THERESA MONGELLUZZO can be reached at city@theaggie.org.