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CD Review: Flight of the Conchords

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Flight of the Conchords

I Told You I Was Freaky

Sub Pop

Rating: 5

“[There’s] too many dicks on the dance floor.” Yes, this is the kind of profound lyrical content New Zealand a cappella/rap/funk/electro-pop/folk comedy duo Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement sing about.

As the second full-length album based off of the band’s hit self-titled HBO series, I Told You I Was Freaky sums up the silly and self-deprecating humor of the show.

The band explores all musical genres from reggae to techno, and then adds a comedic twist to them. What to expect? Witty parodies of mainstream music today – most blatant being R&B flavored “We’re Both in Love with a Sexy Lady” that rip-offs Usher’s ft. R. Kelly’s “Same Girl.”

They may look like your typical bearded hipsters in plaid, but don’t overlook the talents this dynamic duo offer. They will make you LOL.

Give these tracks a listen: “Sugalumps,” “Hurt Feelings”

For Fans Of: David Bowie, The Lonely Island

– Uyen Cao

CD Review: The Entrance Band

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The Entrance Band

Self-titled

Ecstatic Peace

Rating: 4

The debut album from these three Chicago natives proves at once to be versatile, creative and driven by guitars, bass and drums that work in perfect harmony. Amidst a background of electric, psychedelic beats, the lead singer’s voice holds a sound reminiscent of The Killers’ Brandon Flowers.

Lyrically, The Entrance Band produces meaningful subject matter while remaining simple and succinct (“Only illusions can calm their distress / A crowded train frozen still in the night / Deafening silence considered polite.”) Themes ranging from song to song include MLK, grim reapers and silence on a crowded train. This makes for an album that is more versatile than many contemporary bands’ tracks that seem to sing only of universalities like love and heartbreak. Overall, The Entrance Band delivers an instrumentally, lyrically and vocally satisfying album.

Give these songs a listen: “Lookout,” “Hourglass”

For fans of: Queens of the Stone Age, Sonic Youth

– Eleni Stephanides

CD Review: Weezer

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Weezer

Raditude

Geffen

Rating: 4

As Weezer comes out with more heart-meltingly adorable songs about getting ignored by hot girls and living life as nonchalant nerds, the more I fall in love. Weezer’s seventh album is an endearing combination of pop rock and humorous lyrics mostly written by lead singer Rivers Cuomo.

Cuomo ironically sings about lost love, drinking Patron and partying, paying bills, sharing Chicklets and going out with his homies – sound familiar?

Additional things I’d like to know: 1) Why has it taken this long for Weezer and Lil Wayne to collaborate? “Can’t Stop Partying” is probably every hipster-nerd’s theme song right now (I can imagine Michael Cera listening to it, let’s put it that way). 2) Why does Death Cab for Cutie come up when I hit the iTunes Genius feature for Weezer? And 3) Have you checked out Weezer Snuggies yet? Do so at weezersnuggie.com.

Give these tracks a listen: “Can’t Stop Partying”

For fans of: Death Cab for Cutie, Coconut Records

– Simone Wahng

Artsweek

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MUSIC

Rita Hosking Trio; Biscuits and Honey; Me and Him

Today, 7:30 p.m., free

Odd Fellows Hall at 415 2nd St.

The Davis Odd Fellows Lodge is presenting Davis’ own Rita Hosking, scheduled to perform tonight along with Biscuits and Honey and Me and Him. For more information, visit davislodge.org.

Trawler Bycatch; Tyvek; Afternoon Brother

Today, 7:45 p.m., free (donations welcome)

720 Anderson Rd.

Check out this show at Davis’ mysterious underground venue (literally) tonight. The Davis bomb shelter, known for its intimate feel and tight reverb, should be quite the cool spot for a KDVS show. Get it? Check out the bands on Myspace for a preview.

Michael D. Abbot

Today, 7 p.m., free

John Natsoulas Gallery

From Nada Brahma to instrumental guitar – the Natsoulas Gallery is about as diverse as a UC Davis pamphlet photo. This Thursday’s free show at the Natsoulas Gallery will feature Michael D. Abbot, a Davis-area guitar instructor, instrumentalist and all-around nice guy. This is sure to be a laid back albeit impressive evening.

’80s Synth Funk Party

Friday, 8:30 p.m. $4

Delta of Venus

KDVS is presenting an event that, for all intents and purposes, is what you probably expect – a Funk night that’s not at the Grad. DJs featured during the party include KDVS’ DJ Riff Raff, DJ Rick, Dogtones and Chris Rockwell. Visit the event’s Facebook page for more information.

Ed Jacobs

Monday, 5:10 p.m., free

115 Music Building

Ed Jacobs, a well-recognized musician and composer, will discuss his own work, influences and compositions at this Music Department sponsored seminar. Visit music.ucdavis.edu for more information.

ART / GALLERY

John C. Welchman

Monday, 4:30 p.m., free

TCS Building, Main Room

UCSD’s John C. Welchman, an art history professor, historian and critic, will speak at the TCS building Monday afternoon. This event is part of the art studio lecture series – for more information, visit artstudio.ucdavis.edu.

COMEDY / POETRY

Birdstrike Theater

Friday, 7 p.m., free

Wellman 126

Birdstrike Theater, Davis’ own comedy and improv group, is hosting its second event of the year tomorrow in Wellman. Wellman? Really? I know Wellman’s a great spot for after-hours studying and video game playing, but live performances are an entirely different realm. Not that this is a bad thing. Check out the event’s Facebook page for more information, or visit Birdstrike’s own website.

AT THE MOVIES

2009 Asia Pacific Film Festival

Today, 9 a.m., free

Andrews Conference Room, 2203 Social Sciences and Humanities

Today is the second day of the 2009 Asia Pacific Film Festival, and will feature screenings, discussions and lectures on the material. For more information, read our article in Muse.

THEATER / MONDAVI

Meridian Arts Ensemble

Saturday, 7 p.m., $9

Mondavi Center, Vanderhoef Studio Theater

This five-brass, one-percussionist sextet comes from the Manhattan School of Music, and is scheduled to play five unique contemporary pieces. For more information, read today’s article in Muse or visit mondaviarts.org.

John Cleese

Saturday, 8 p.m., $22.50

Mondavi Center, Jackson Hall

Yes, John Cleese is coming to Jackson Hall on Saturday, and with him comes his mustache. When trying to think of something clever to say about him for this blurb, I looked him up on Wikipedia and saw a picture of him without that iconic stache, which surprised the hell out of me. It’s probably a generational thing.

Alexander String Quartet

Sunday, 2 p.m. and 7 p.m., $20

Mondavi Center, Vanderhoef Studio Theater

The Alexander String Quartet’s first performance at 2 p.m. will feature Beethoven’s String Quartet in F Major, Op. 59 No. 1. The evening performance will feature Mozart’s “The Hunt” (K. 458) as well as the same Beethoven piece from before. Visit mondaviarts.org for more information, as well as ticket prices.

Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre

Wednesday, 7 p.m., $25

Mondavi Center, Jackson Hall

London’s Globe Theatre, the world famous Shakespeare troupe from the famed stage, will appear at the Mondavi Center for an exclusive performance of Love Labor’s Lost. The troupe has partnered with the Globe Theatre for three years, and will present this exciting play for at the Mondavi for the first time. A matinee performance will feature the fifth act of the play at 11 a.m.

JUSTIN T. HO can be reached at arts@theaggie.org.

Men’s Water Polo Preview

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Teams: No. 16 UC Davis at No. 3 Stanford

Records: Aggies, 12-13; Cardinal, 16-1

Where: Avery Aquatic Center – Palo Alto, Calif.

When: Today at 7 p.m.

Who to watch: Senior defender Jim Breen has been a solid presence for the Aggies in the pool this season as his 20.3 minutes per contest is good for second on the team.

The Redwood City, Calif. native has also converted a team-high 13-of-21 6-on-5 opportunities this season. He is third on the squad with 21 goals this year.

Did you know? UC Davis didn’t fare well in its earlier matchup with Stanford this season. On Sept. 19 at the NorCal Invitational, the Aggies fell to the Cardinal [cq] by a score of 16-3 as four Stanford players performed hat tricks.

Preview: With its 11-4 loss to California on Sunday, UC Davis fell to under .500 for the first time this season.

They will have a chance to get back up to an even record tonight against the Cardinal but it will not be an easy task.

Stanford’s only loss this season has come against California, the same team that downed UC Davis just three days ago.

To add to the Aggies’ difficulties, the Cardinal has scored double-digit goals in 12 of its 17 contests in 2009.

Stanford also owns eight wins over teams currently ranked in the top 10 nationally.

Senior Cory Lyle leads the Aggies with 24 total goals this season and will look to match the Cardinal goal-for-goal while sophomore goalkeeper Kevin Peat will look to keep the ball out of the net.

Peat averages 9.1 saves per contest.

After the Aggies’ tilt with the Cardinal, they will have two more regular season games left. Their season finale and last home game will be against Santa Clara on Nov. 14.

UC Davis will then compete in the Western Water Polo Association Championships, scheduled to begin Nov. 20 in Orange, Calif.

– Max Rosenblum

Inside the game with…

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Freshman Colton Schmidt has made a name for himself on the football team so far this season.

The Bakersfield, Calif. native and starting punter is not only outperforming expectations but filling a void in the kicking and special teams game that the Aggies have lacked in prior years. He has punted 37 times this year for an average of 39.9 yards and pinned opponents inside their own 20-yard line 13 of those times.

Before UC Davis’ big matchup against rival Cal Poly for the Golden Horseshoe, Schmidt sat down with Aggie Staff Writer Richard Procter to talk about how he began kicking, the “perfect kick” and possibly a career in football after graduation.

Why are you a punter? How do you get into punting?

I just grew up playing soccer and played club soccer year round. I just got burned out as a kid and wanted to play something else. I played football and then at practice they asked, “Who’s played soccer? Who can kick the football?” and that’s how I got started. I started out as a kicker and I just did all three in high school.

What do you tell yourself after a bad kick? Do you think about it?

I don’t ponder on getting in a rut or something bad. I think about what I did wrong on that [kick] and how I need to get myself back in a good rhythm and get the next kick to be a good one. Every time I get a bad kick in the game I feel like I have to go get another good kick to finish the game. For example, in this past game [Southern Utah] the field was throwing me off. I kept getting stuck in the mud and wet grass. It had snowed and melted. At first it was throwing off my rhythm and I didn’t feel like I was versatile enough yet for that. We’ve been playing on turf a lot this season. But each punt just got better after that and then I got a really good punt on my last one.

Do you have a favorite moment from this season so far?

No, not really. Every time I have a good game or a really good moment, I just feel like I have to better that one. To my standards, I feel like I haven’t had any super spectacular games or what I like to call a perfect game when I have flat-out perfect kicks. I’ve only had one game like that and it was in senior year of high school. If I have one bad kick and four perfect kicks the one bad one outweighs everything else.

How do you know whether it’s a perfect kick?

You can tell as soon as it hits your foot. If you hit the sweet spot, it feels like nothing happened. It’s kind of hard to describe. You don’t even really know what happens but you look up and the ball is just gone. Kind of like a field goal. You know if you make it or not. You pretty much know as soon as it hits your foot.

Is it the same whether you’re trying for a short kick or a long one?

Yeah, essentially. The only difference is that on a short kick you’re trying to get as much height as you can.

What are you going to do after you graduate? Or do you know yet?

Maybe go to grad school or see what my options are. I’m thinking about law school right now. I feel like the four years is going to go by fast, but it’s also a lot of time for things to change. I don’t want to make any commitments because anything could happen.

Do you think you could have a professional career?

Well, right now I’m still seeing where everything is going to take place. I feel like if I do practice enough and try and get better, then I will have the chance to. I would like the chance to leave it resolved, you know? After the four years I’d like to know where it took me. I don’t want to have any “what ifs”. I think I could have a shot if I just keep practicing enough and keep getting better every day. I just take it one week at a time.

RICHARD PROCTER can be reached at sports@theaggie.org.

Aggie Digest

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The UC Davis men’s basketball begins its season tonight with an exhibition game against Cal State East Bay. The game tips off at 7 p.m. in the ARC Pavilion.

The Aggies, who were 13-19 last season, are picked by the media to finish sixth in the Big West Conference. UC Davis’ returning starters Dominic Calegari, Mark Payne and Joe Harden will lead a young Aggie team that features five freshmen and two transfers in Eddie Miller (California) and Jelani Floyd (Brown).

Payne and Harden each received preseason All-Conference honors making the Aggies the only Big West squad to feature two players on the conference first team.

After UC Davis faces Cal State East Bay, it will head to Eugene, Oregon to compete in the Basketball Travelers Tip-Off Tournament from Nov. 13 to 15.

The Aggies’ home opener is Nov. 18 against UC Santa Cruz.

Aggie Digest is compiled by the California Aggie sports staff with briefs from the UC Davis athletics website, ucdavisaggies.com.

UCD professor shares new UltraV model research

UC Davis professor of civil and environmental engineering Bassam Younis has developed a more effective UltraV technology.

An improved version of existing ultraviolet technology may be used to keep our swimming pools and hot tubs clean instead of chlorine in the near future.

“It is easy to set up, much easier to maintain because everything is accessible, and has low energy costs. [It] doesn’t require enormous infrastructure we see with the existing ultraviolet technology,” said Younis regarding the recently built UltraV 2.0 model.

Most consumers use chlorine, which has detrimental effects on skin, eyes and other organic material in the environment. UltraV 2.0 can alleviate these negative impacts and produce safer water for all kinds of uses from drinking to gardening.

The need to refine current ultraviolet technology became necessary because it was not accessible for the everyday user. The cost of energy, difficulties in disposing mercury and maintenance of the product itself have deterred consumers from purchasing the existing product.

Younis’ model of this ultraviolet technology, now referred to as UltraV 2.0, accounts for the disadvantages posed by other UV technologies.

This new model is a cylinder that has xenon lamps that do not touch the water unlike previous structures, which reduced algae build-up. It also does not contain the harmful chemical agent mercury. More importantly, the unique design of UltraV 2.0 makes it 1000 times more energy efficient.

“The water travels through a vortex of the cylinder while radiation is disrupting the DNA of the pathogens, taking away their ability to reproduce. If the pathogens cannot reproduce, they cannot form a colony in our bodies, therefore they cannot harm us,” said Younis. “Basically, it is not a purification method, it is a disinfection method, to stop it from coming back to harm you later.”

Not only can UltraV be used in swimming pools to disinfect water from unsafe pathogens, but it can be utilized in horticulture, dairy farms and agriculture.

UCD Energy Efficiency Center connected Younis with a team of graduate students involved in engineering and business management that are working to bring his technology to the market. At the Big Bang Business Plan Competition at the University of California this past May, UltraV won first prize receiving $15,000 to help fund initial marketing of the product.

Considering California’s water woes, Younis believes that UltraV 2.0 “is a very small solution to a very big problem.”

The UltraV 2.0 model will be tested beginning next year at the UCD Waste Water Management Facility.

SRI RAMESH can be reached at features@theaggie.org.

Droid Does

If you’ve purchased a cell phone in the last few years or know even the slightest bit about technology, you know about the Apple iPhone. The phone has reached critical acclaim and has become immersed in our pop culture, appearing in the hands of celebrities on TV shows and movies. AT&T’s exclusive deal with Apple has been both a prize and a burden. Although it’s been a huge money maker for the company, it has also started a smartphone war. Competitors including HTC, LG, Motorola and Samsung have rolled out touch screen devices often labeled as “iPhone-killers” by the media, but just about all have failed to catch on. The announcement of the Motorola Droid on the Verizon Wireless network sets a new milestone. There’s a lot that the Droid does. It’s better than the iPhone, but there’s one thing it won’t be doing – killing the iPhone on its own.

Until today, the right ingredients to create a device truly superior to the iPhone just weren’t available. Companies have tried everything, but the results just never settled well with customers. Fortunately, the Droid has the right mix to back it: Android, Google, Motorola and Verizon Wireless.

The Android OS

The Android OS is a fairly new open source platform, which was a project initiated by Google. In simpler terms, it’s the name of the mobile operating system the Droid runs on. There’s plenty of other ones such as BlackBerry’s OS, Microsoft’s Windows Mobile and Palm’s WebOS. But none have generated as much recent buzz as the Android OS. UC Davis even offers computer science majors a class, ECS 152A Computer Networks, that asks students to develop on the Android OS. It may sound complicated, but in reality the interface is just as simple as the one on the iPhone. It’s easy to learn, looks fancy and even runs fast. The Droid also allows something the iPhone doesn’t: multitasking. For example, you can stream Pandora and browse the web or play a game at the same time without any issues.

Google

Google’s additions to the Droid are the next major advantage the Droid has over the iPhone. Before they transferred their Android project into the hands of the Open Handset Alliance, they integrated all their services into the phone. As a result, the Motorola Droid has features such as Google Search, Maps, Talk, Calendar and YouTube included by default. They even did what no one else has done before, including a completely free 3D voice-guided GPS Navigation application that offers turn-by-turn directions. It even integrates Google Street View and satellite imagery so you’ll always know what the next turn and your destination really looks like. GPS Navigation usually costs an extra $15 per month with other phones and a one-time $100 fee on the iPhone; yet they don’t offer nearly as many features.

The phone also integrates a powerful voice search engine. For example, you can speak a phrase such as “Pizza near me.” The phone will instantly bring up a list of pizza places near your GPS location, links to their website to view their menu, a number to place a phone order and, of course, directions to get there.

For UC Davis students who are almost obliged to have a Facebook account, the phone automatically imports all friends as phone contacts. It’s not just their names and numbers either; it also pulls in their e-mail addresses and their profile photo, which appears during an incoming call. And once again, with the voice search, just say something as simple as “Call James Smith,” and it will cross-reference all your contacts and do so immediately.

Motorola

The other missing ingredient to create a great smartphone was the hardware. Although Motorola seems like it’s been out of the game since the days of the Moto RAZR, they’re back. For starters, the Motorola Droid is built like a tank. Although it’s about an ounce heavier than the iPhone, it’s a lot more durable. Other expensive smartphones almost seem as though they’ve been designed to break with even the slightest tremble.

The Droid houses a 3.7-inch touch screen display that is larger and packs more than twice the number of pixels than the iPhone. The phone has a built in 5 megapixel camera with a LED flash for dark shots and can even record DVD quality videos. It’s still not good enough to replace a traditional camera, but it’s a huge step up from cameras on most phones. Plus, you can instantly upload high quality content to web services such as Facebook and YouTube.

If you aren’t a fan of either a touch screen or a physical keyboard, there’s no need to panic – the Droid has both. The touch screen emits haptic (vibrating) feedback for each key entry. There’s a landscape and portrait mode for typing. There’s also a slide out keyboard that feels great to type with even though it felt a bit cramped at first.

If you’ve wanted to replace your MP3 player and phone for an all-in-one solution, the Droid is a great option. Verizon Wireless includes a 16GB microSD card with the phone that can be swapped out for larger one if you run out of space. It syncs with the included standardized USB cable with both Windows and Macintosh computers. It comes bundled with the Amazon MP3 music store to browse, preview and purchase songs. However, it can also playback just about any major music file format including support for iTunes Plus tracks. The Droid also has a standard headphone jack, so you can continue to use your favorite headphones. Plus with a great built in speaker that is impressively loud and clear, it’s great for media playback when traveling or hanging out with friends.

The Droid also features a convenient centralized notification system that helps organize your life. A dropdown toolbar displays alerts for missed calls, voicemails, new e-mails, new text messages, calendar reminders, Facebook notifications and even Twitter mentions. Responding or reacting to any notification is just one click away.

Verizon

Did I mention this thing can make calls? Well, yes it can. And it runs on Verizon Wireless, the largest calling network in the country. The iPhone on the other hand, which runs on AT&T network, has become infamously known for its dropped calls and slow 3G data speeds. After almost a week of testing, the results show that the Verizon Wireless network was truly superior. Call quality was excellent, signal was strong and data speeds were often twice as fast as AT&T. Plus if you don’t have signal for some odd reason, the Droid can quickly connect to Wi-Fi networks such as UC Davis’s famous moobilenetx. Unfortunately this also means the Droid is a big distraction during lectures.

So that brings us to the big question, “Would you recommend the Motorola Droid over the Apple iPhone?” Yes and no. If you’re even a bit of geek and enjoy customizing and doing more with your mobile phone, go with the Droid. If you just want a feature-packed phone that might be limited in ways, but is truly simple to use, get the iPhone. The Motorola Droid won’t be killing the iPhone on its own, but there’s a good chance that phones running on the Android platform will. For example the HTC Hero and Samsung Moment on Sprint also use the same Android platform. This means the Apps downloaded through the Android Market, similar to Apple’s iTunes App Store, can run on any of these devices.

If you’re ready to break away from the iPhone trend, the Motorola Droid will hit Verizon Wireless stores on Nov. 6, 2009. Due to its high demand, Verizon Wireless Stores will be opening earlier than normal at 7 a.m. Compared to other smartphones, it is not that expensive, and will only set you back about $199 after signing a new 2-year contract and sending in a $100 mail-in-rebate. If you’re an existing customer who’s eligible for an upgrade, you should be entitled to an additional $50 or $100 discount based on the price of your current calling plan.

Please visit Skatter Tech (skattertech.com) to read Ian Thackston’s full in-depth review of the Verizon Wireless Motorola Droid to get any questions answered.

SAHAS KATTA can be reached at features@theaggie.org.

New research may lead to advancements in mosquito and disease control

Mosquitoes bite; it’s no revelation. But amid new research, scientists now know what entices them to do so – blame it on the nonanal.

Pronounced “nawn-uh-nawl,” it is a chemical naturally produced in humans and acts as the dominant odor that attracts blood-feeding Culex mosquitoes, according to a study recently published by UC Davis entomology professor Walter Leal and postdoctoral researcher Zain Syed, in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

To humans, nonanal smells like roses. To Culex mosquitoes, it smells like lunch.

“Before, we knew that mosquitoes were attracted to carbon dioxide,” Leal said. “But this is the first time anyone has shown they’re attracted to nonanal.”

It’s true that mosquito bites can be irritating. But much more importantly, they can transmit diseases such as West Nile virus, malaria and dengue fever, making the study a significant development in the progress toward mosquito and disease control, researchers say.

“Leal and Syed have identified a human odor that is detected with great sensitivity by the antennae of mosquitoes that transmit West Nile virus,” said Yale University professor John Carlson, a leading scientist in insect olfaction in a press release. “In addition to its scientific interest, the study may have important practical applications in the control of these mosquitoes and the diseases they carry.”

Infected mosquitoes, which become carriers of the virus after they feed on infected birds, most commonly spread West Nile virus to humans and other animals.

Since 1999, there have been 1,147 deaths from West Nile virus in the United States and 23 deaths in 2009 thus far, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control.

Currently, mosquitoes are largely controlled with pesticides, Leal said.

“But now that the effects of nonanal are better understood, we may be able to develop ways to direct and control mosquitoes with attraction instead of deterrents. Pesticides can be centralized instead of being spread everywhere.”

After testing hundreds of naturally produced chemicals from humans and birds, the researchers determined the specificity and sensitivity of those compounds to the mosquitoes’ antennae.

Leal and Syed then found that nonanal acts synergistically with carbon dioxide to increase trap captures by more than 50 percent, compared to mosquito traps with carbon dioxide alone, according to a press release.

Though this research makes significant strides toward mosquito control, researchers still do not understand the effects of nonanal concentration on attraction or the reasons why mosquitoes are more attracted to some humans compared to others.

Leal says there is still work to be done.

“This research will have significant implications,” Leal said. “But there are many steps that take a long time. Labs here at Davis are working on them.”

DAVID LAVINE can be reached at features@theaggie.org.

Column: Imaginary science

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My boyfriend once asked me, “Do mermaids have swim bladders?” I didn’t think so, but my mermaid biology is a bit shaky. Do mermaids carry live young or lay eggs? They appear to have mammary glands, yet the naughty bits are on the fish half. Do mermaids have sex, or do the mermen just swim by and spray sperm on the mereggs? No wonder Ariel wanted to be human.

Mythical biology is a fun thing to ponder. I’m not the only one who spends brainpower trying to figure out an imaginary world. Find me a geek who hasn’t scrolled down the “Physics and Star Trek” Wikipedia page.

It’s also fascinating to think about how much mythology is rooted in scientific fact. Dragons make a lot of sense when you think about dinosaur bones. Angry gods and fire-breathing lizards weren’t fiction in the olden days – mythology explained how the real world worked. Life made sense with sea serpents and Zeus wreaking havoc.

Sea serpents are particularly interesting, because the mariners of old weren’t wrong. There are giants beasts haunting the depths. There are giant Pacific octopi weighing 600 pounds off the coast of Oregon. A 57-foot giant squid did wash ashore in New Zealand in 1887, as Richard Ellis wrote in The Search for the Giant Squid. Back in the day, a giant squid’s tentacles seen thrashing from the water were viewed as a swarm of giant sea “worms.” Makes sense. Even the shyer giant squid stares through the fathoms with eyes 15 inches across.

Stories of ships wrecked by sea monsters were taken seriously in the olden days – and some of the tales were probably true. We know that in 1819, a whaling ship called the Essex sank after being rammed by a pissed-off sperm whale, as Nathaniel Philbrick wrote in The Heart of the Sea. The true tale inspired Herman Melville’s Moby Dick.

When I was 13, my family visited Scotland. We drove down to the shore of Loch Ness and I looked across the water, waiting for something to happen. I’d seen the Discovery Channel documentaries where they use sonar and spot a mysterious shape that could be either Nessie or a sunken log, and I had always hoped it’d be Nessie.

I don’t know how she could survive in a lake for so long – sightings date back until at least AD 565, when St. Columba tried to banish the monster – but I love how the myth of Nessie has developed as science has advanced. Now that we know more about dinosaurs, my fellow hopefuls hypothesize that Nessie is a relative of the extinct plesiosaur. Nessie doesn’t exist. I can write that and still wonder how a fictional creature has earned so much press. People devote research money to a myth.

I was hesitant to touch the water standing on the bank of Loch Ness. I wanted to collect some rocks to pose for my own Nessie hoax photograph. I stacked the stones so one tall rock could be the long neck, and a flatter stone could be the head. In the photograph, my monster just looks like a pile of carefully arranged rocks, but I remember how I really wanted to be part of the myth. My little brother and I looked across the wide lake, wondering if the ripples came from a giant creature under the surface.

I understand what the ancient Greeks were thinking when they used Zeus to explain lightening. Science, like mythology, gives us comforting explanations for the mysterious.

But I don’t want a world without mystery. Until 2006, no one had ever photographed a live giant squid, according to nationalgeographic.com – and I liked it that way. There should always be debates over sunken logs or plesiosaurs.

MADELINE McCURRY-SCHMIDT took a break this week from writing about insects. If you have more column ideas, e-mail her at memschmidt@ucdavis.edu.

Column: Where ARE the wild things?

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So after months of anticipation (okay, maybe days) and hours of mental preparation (all right, probably not), I finally made my way over to the Regal Davis Holiday 6 to watch the long awaited (fine, I’ll stop lying) movie Where The Wild Things Are.

Before you judge me, know this: I did actually enjoy the book as a child. There were about two-and-a-half words to a page, and immaculate, detailed illustrations. What could I have possibly disliked? I was not the one at the theater sitting front row in a onesie with cat ears and a crown, but don’t underestimate my enthusiasm. I was stoked.

However, 10 minutes into the film, I became slightly confused. I guess as a child I could not read into the darker, dysfunctional undertones of the storyline. My book must have been missing the page where it explained Max didn’t have a father in the picture. If I was a bastard child, I would probably throw wild rumpuses and wear a cat suit, too. I would most likely threaten to eat my mother up as well for being so irresponsible.

If you haven’t read the book or seen the movie, you probably have no idea what I’m talking about. But for the large majority of you that have, you could probably understand why the book’s plot had to be adjusted for the film. The primary reason being that the book had no plot to begin with. The second being a 24-page book is usually unable to generate a 90-minute movie.

Well, for those of you who aren’t familiar with the story, basically this kid Max didn’t eat his dinner and was sent to his room. He imagined all kinds of crazy stuff like himself on an island ruled by wild things. Aaand that’s the next thing that bugged me. The book is called Where The Wild Things Are. While the movie clarified that Max had daddy issues (and maybe psychological ones), it failed to answer the one question the story actually generates: Where are the wild things? Wouldn’t the title lead you to believe we would find out eventually?

Like me, you are sadly mistaken. While I would like to believe that the wild things reside in the Arboretum after nightfall, I’m probably wrong. I don’t think they’d fancy hanging out where duck molestation occurs on a daily basis, and water reeks half the time. Then again, who am I to say what wild things do or do not enjoy?

Getting back to my point, we never learn where the wild things are. Which besides being irritating also makes me cautious of every densely-wooded area located by a body of water. NO PLACE CAN BE ELIMINATED! They could be anywhere …

Anyway, as the movie proceeded, we became introduced to the wild things and their individual personalities. And, of course, Max could relate his feelings of abandonment and loneliness to this huge, hairy beast named Carol. How convenient for the two of them, right? It was kind of cute so I’ll let that part slide.

What I really didn’t enjoy was the romantic relationship between wild things Ira and Judith. In fact, I was royally creeped out by it. It’s one thing to have fictional beasts be in love. It’s another thing to have fictional beast PDA. I already hate having to see couples going at it on the Quad grass (don’t pretend you haven’t seen them), but watching a hairy monster suck on the neck of another hairy monster is probably worse. Although, I have seen a few “Quad couples” that could potentially qualify as hairy monsters … well, that’s another column altogether. Bottom line, folks, wild thing PDA should never be okay under any circumstances.

I guess now I must admit my personal opinion of this movie might not be the most informed one. I say this because I have absolutely no idea how the movie ended. I left 15 minutes before it was over, because in all honesty, I wanted to go to the bars. But perhaps this fact alone indicates how awesome I thought the film was.

So if you are into slightly depressing stories involving big hairy beasts and monster PDA, you should totally see this movie. If that’s not for you, you can always evacuate to Little Prague like I did.

AMANDA HARDWICK would like to know where the wild things aren’t. If you know, please e-mail her at aghardwick@ucdavis.edu.

Column: Kid in a candy store

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Do you ever have an urge to do something or go somewhere so much it’s all you think about? It’s a feeling many people have and it can consume your entire being until you’re satisfied. I have this feeling sometimes, but it’s usually when I want that new pair of jeans or boots. But this time it was different.

Here’s the story:

I was house sitting in Los Angeles two summers ago. My friend and I were watching the Oxygen channel on a Sunday night (I don’t usually do this). The TV program, “Talk Sex with Sue Johanson,” was on and we just couldn’t change the channel. We’re big Sue fans!

If you don’t know who Johanson is, I’ll give you a brief bio. She’s Canadian, in her late 70s, a sex therapist, author, public speaker and of course, a talk show host. She gives great advice from how to give fellatio the right way to dealing with fetishes. Johanson even has her own line of sex toys. Oh, and she’s hilarious! You should check her out on YouTube.

Anyway, watching Johanson’s show and the sex toy infomercial – I never knew they sold throat-numbing spray! – that followed, I was inspired to go to a sex shop.

Unfortunately, I didn’t end up going after watching. But as time went on, the thought never really left my head.

Then – finally – it happened.

Two years after watching Johanson and being fascinated with her knowledge, my wonderful friend and I got into the car and headed for Sacramento, finding our way to a place called G-spot. I parked the car, put money in the meter and walked with a slight hesitation up to the door. There weren’t any windows, and I couldn’t see through the door. (I guess that’s normal for these kinds of places?)

We walked in and I was pleasantly surprised. The store was bright and cheery. It felt like I was in a gift shop, until I looked a little closer. There were penis-shaped baking pans and birthday cards with half-naked men on them – great for a bachelorette party. There were all sorts of sex games and massage oils lining the shelves. There was even a diagram of the female body pointing out the erogenous zones – this would be great for guys to study!

We walked a little further into the store to find the saleswoman standing behind the register. She was very welcoming and offered us any assistance we needed. We told her we were just looking around, but I think she knew we were first timers. Maybe it was the giggles and dropped jaws that gave it away.

We made it to the back of the store, which I would equate with a sex fiend’s heaven. The walls were lined with all kinds of toys for all different needs. There were glittered ones, pink ones, ones that looked like jackrabbits, ones that didn’t vibrate and even pocket-sized ones. There were waterproof ones, virtually silent ones, ones that looked like the real thing, and ones that didn’t.

It took me a minute to take it all in, but after browsing the goods, I asked the woman for some help. She was extremely knowledgeable about all of the products, and even let me see a few of them in action – well, not quite in action.

I consulted with my friend after spending quite a while learning about the many different toys. It was a hard choice, but I’ll let you use your imagination to decide if I ended up making a purchase or not. I can’t give all my secrets away.

The experience was liberating. I’d like to thank my friend for accompanying me. She was great moral support. I suppose the moral of the story is if you want to do something or go somewhere, just do it. Even if it’s two years later.

ERICA BETNUN wants to be friends with Sue Johanson. Does anyone know how she can make this happen? She can be reached at elbetnun@ucdavis.edu.

Women make up half of U.S. workforce

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For the first time in U.S. history, women comprise half of the workforce, said a recent report.

California first lady Maria Shriver partnered with the Center for American Progress to take a comprehensive look at the advancement of women over the past few decades in the U.S. workplace and educational system. The Shriver Report “A Woman’s Nation Changes Everything,” along with a poll conducted by Time magazine and the Rockefeller Foundation, examined American views of women’s roles in today’s society.

In two-thirds of American families, mothers are the chief or co-bread winners. In addition, women currently receive 60 percent of college degrees and 50 percent of Ph.D.s and professional degrees each year.

UC Davis Professor of Law Emeritus Martha West currently teaches Gender and Law for the UC Davis Women Studies program.

“The huge shift [in our society] has been women going to work full time,” West said.

The Shriver Report said that for women, the priorities of career and family now occur concurrently. A choice between the two is no longer necessary.

Associate Professor of English Claire Waters said UC Davis has an excellent policy for maternity leave. Waters is also a graduate advisor to the English Ph.D. program and a mother of two. She had a quarter off while pregnant, as well as an additional quarter after her children’s birth under the university’s active service-modified duties leave of absence policy.

“I had better maternity leave than anyone I had ever known,” Waters said.

Although the term “housewife” may no longer apply to many women, West said certain jobs are farther from a woman’s grasp than others.

“In terms of professors, it’s still more difficult for women to be hired at a research university,” West said. “Despite the fact that women have received over 50 percent of Ph.D.s.”

Women make up 27 to 30 percent of the professors at research universities, according to West.

“At UCD the percent of women faculty has risen, but is still far from gender parity, which means that in many fields there are few role models for women students,” said Margaret Swain, co-director of the Women’s Resources and Research Center in an e-mail interview. Swain is also an associate adjunct professor and the director of a gender and global issues group.

Time magazine essayist and editor at large Nancy Gibbs published “The State of the American Woman: What Women Want Now,” using data collected for the Shriver Report.

“We just came through an election year in which Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, Tina Fey and Katie Couric were lead players, not the supporting cast,” Gibbs said in the October article. “And the president of the United States was raised by a single mother and married a lawyer who outranked and out-earned him.”

Nonetheless, women are 10 percent of civil engineers but 98 percent of kindergarten teachers, Gibbs said.

A fundamental belief embedded in American society is the idea that women should be the primary caretakers of young children. This may explain why only 2 percent of kindergarten teachers are male and why the percentage of male teachers increases with the age of the children, West said.

“Our societal roles are reflected in professions,” she said.

The Shriver Report received criticism from many including Men’s News Daily Columnist Robert Franklin Esq. who said the only reason women now make up half of the workforce is because men have lost so many jobs in the recession.

If men and women are now equals, women should be required to register with the Selective Service System and there should be equal treatment for fathers and mothers in divorce courts, Franklin added.

Former Deputy Managing Editor of the Wall Street Journal Joanne Lipman said in a New York Times editorial that women have made progress, but it is far from what she expected for this point in time.

“When I graduated from college in 1983, women earned only 64 cents for every dollar earned by a man,” Lipman said. “Today? Women earn just 77 cents. According to the American Bar Association, women in 2008 made up almost half of all associates, but only 18.3 percent of partners.”

Years later, when West heard one of her female students repeat the same words, she knew that things had not changed as much as was anticipated.

“[Lipman is] absolutely right,” West said. “I said in 1974, ‘There aren’t many women [law] partners now, but soon there will be a lot because so many women are graduating from law school.'”

Because of family roles, more high-level jobs are awarded to men. Women are less likely to work 80-hour weeks because of the duty they feel to their families.

“I think it’s clear there are strong tendencies that make life harder for women with families, but not exclusively, to have certain kinds of very high power jobs,” Waters said. “Time constraints are very severe and women feel more pressure to raise children.”

West saw the passage of Title IX – a law that prohibits sex discrimination in education – in 1972 as the crowning achievement for women’s rights.

Facilities like UC Davis’ Women’s Resources and Research Center are now in existence. Swain views the WRRC as a vital step forward for women.

“It’s a good start that more than half of UCD’s students are women, but we still have plenty of work to do,” the WRRC website stated.

“Ideally we’ll eventually be at a point where everyone has as many options as their capacities will give them,” Waters said.

KELLEY REES can be reached at city@theaggie.org.

Distributors drive up tire prices

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Add another reason to leave the car in the garage: Car tire prices are on the rise this winter.

Though big increases in tire prices hit in 2008, some tire distributors are still pushing up costs for American drivers.

Modern Tire Dealer, a trade publication, reported 9 percent increases in tire prices in 2008 from 2007 and 25 percent increases from 2005. A MTD representative said more tire companies are increasing prices. Following the usual pattern of tire sales, higher prices can be traced back to higher costs of material.

Tim Rowland, manager at Les Schwab Tires on Chiles Boulevard in Davis, said his shop’s tire prices will stay relatively level this fall and winter, but admits 2008 was a rough year for his prices and the entire industry.

“We have seen bigger increases than ever seen before,” Rowland said.

Pricing follows simple logic. When the materials get pricey, so do the tires. Steel has been selling at record highs, natural rubber was up 700 percent, and oil reached record highs per barrel – making tire-producing materials some of the priciest on the market, Rowland said.

In September, President Obama signed a tariff that will tax Chinese imported tires. The American-based tire industry was suffering in the battle against cheap, outsourced products. After reviewing the United States International Trade Commission report, a 35 percent tariff was added to imported tires.

“We don’t have a fair global trading system,” said Wayne Ranick, communications director for the United Steelworkers International, a tire union. “Trade imbalances have been going on for decades or longer.”

The tariff on Chinese imports is a small victory for the union. USW proposed even heavier tariff percentages over a three-year period on Chinese tires. But the money from the tariff may help some American tire plants survive, Ranick said.

“We have shifted too many jobs overseas,” Ranick said. “Products are cheaper but millions of jobs have been lost [in the U.S.].”

The tariff is a step forward for the tire industry and it should not affect how much American customers are shelling out at the tire shop. The average American should not feel the direct brunt of the tariff, Ranick said.

“According to the ITC investigation, we did not see a major increase [in tire prices],” Ranick said.

A Davis tire salesman from Vander Hamm Tire Center said the average price for a set of four tires starts at around $500 and continues to increase each year.

The tariff on Chinese tire imports will not affect his Davis customers because Vander Hamm does not handle Asian imports, which are usually cheaper tires. Most cars Americans drive use middle price range tires, so the increased tariff will not directly affect tire customers, the Vander Hamm salesman said.

The Obama-backed tariff affects more people behind the scenes, but it is also a symbolic change, letting Americans know the administration cares about local industries, Ranick said.

“This is the first case we see evidences that the administration is taking action and trying to seek greater enforcement of trade laws,” he said.

SASHA LEKACH can be reached at city@theaggie.org.