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POLICE BRIEFS

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SATURDAY

 

Bike bandit

A UC Davis police officer noticed a suspicious pickup truck driving on campus on Saturday night with a truck bed full of bicycles. The officer made a traffic stop on the vehicle and determined that the bikes had recently been stolen on campus.

The driver, a resident of Hercules, was arrested and booked at the Yolo County Jail on charges of grand theft, possession of stolen property, possession of burglary tools and violation of probation.

The UC Davis Police Department has stepped up enforcement in response to bike theft on campus, including plainclothes officers patrolling on campus, according to a press release. Prior to this weekend’s arrest, there have been twice as many reports of bike theft this year as there were last year. UCDPD asks the community to report any suspicious activity on campus.

 

MONDAY

 

Or, they possibly had a pet skunk

Two subjects were possibly smoking marijuana on J Street.

 

He ran after the smell hit him

An unknown subject opened a bathroom window on Drake Drive but apparently did not enter.

 

TUESDAY

 

Slanginat the car wash

Two subjects looked like they were doing drug deals near the car wash on F Street.

 

High on life

A male was seen running in the sprinklers on Picasso Avenue.

 

WEDNESDAY

 

McCain haters

Individuals were going to pull McCain stickers off a vehicle on Sutter Place.

 

SIDE NOTE

Special thanks to the trusty readers who responded to my inquiry Tuesday about the definition of brindle. The next time I see a pit bull with what looks like black stripes, I’ll be sure to run.

 

POLICE BRIEFS are compiled by JEREMY OGUL from the public logs of the Davis Police Department and represent the official version of what happened. The crime blotter can be viewed online at cityofdavis.org/police/log. This segment appears Tuesdays and Fridays. 

Obama, McCain discuss college issues at debate

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Higher education policy hasn’t exactly been a hot-button issue this election season, but it finally came up after Wednesday’s presidential debate.

In the last of three presidential debates this fall, Democratic candidate Barack Obama and Republican candidate John McCain briefly touched on the issue of college affordability at Hofstra University in New York.

Answering a general question about the education problems, Obama saidthis probably has more to do with our economic future than anything.

McCain, answering the same question, said education isthe civil rights issue of the 21st century.

After talking about the quality of elementary and secondary education, Obama turned to higher education.

“And I think it’s important for us to make college affordable,Obama said.Right now, I meet young people all across the country who either have decided not to go to college or if they’re going to college, they are taking on $20,000, $30,000, $50,000, $60,000 worth of debt, and it’s very difficult for them to go into some fields, like basic research in science, for example, thinking to themselves that they’re going to have a mortgage before they even buy a house.

Obama has proposed making the first $4,000 of a student’s college education free if they participate in some kind of community service. According to Obama’s campaign website, the credit would also cover two-thirds of the cost of tuition at the average public college or university.

McCain spent more time in his answer talking about school vouchers and federal spending, but he did mention higher education policy as well.

“As far as college education is concerned, we need to make those student loans available,McCain said.We need to give them a repayment schedule that they can meet. We need to have [a] full student loan program for in-state tuition. And we certainly need to adjust the certain loan eligibility to inflation.

McCain’s campaign website says his goals include simplifying higher education tax benefits and simplifying federal financial aid, as well as eliminating earmarks for higher education.

During the debate, Obama challenged McCain’s response on higher education.

“Recently his key economic adviser was asked about why he didn’t seem to have some specific programs to help young people go to college and the response was, well, you know, we can’t give money to every interest group that comes along,Obama said.I don’t think America’s youth are interest groups, I think they’re our future.

McCain did not directly respond to that part of Obama’s statement.

Election Day is Nov. 4. To view the debates in full online, visit mydebates.org.

JEREMY OGUL can be reached at city@californiaaggie.com.

Speaker from Doctors Without Borders visits campus

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Dr. Buddhima Lokuge from Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontiéres) spoke Tuesday about a simple solution to the complex issue of malnutrition in developing countries.

The seminar, held in 1001 Giedt at 7 p.m., was sponsored by the International and Community Nutrition program of MSF, which has been working closely with the UCD’s nutrition department on a diet supplement that would improve conditions of malnutrition.

“UC Davis is at the center of nutrition research,Dr. Lokuge said during his lecture.This is an area of research that’s going to have a practical and big impact on developing countries.

Dr. Kay Dewey of the nutrition department and other researchers helped develop lipid nutrient supplements (LNS), a milk-based formula for infants and young children.

After developing the product, they conducted a randomized controlled trial of 400 infants in four different groups in Ghana. They found that children who received the supplement grew more and had better motor development than those who did not.

“When you go to these areas affected by malnutrition, a 2-year-old child will be much shorter because he or she hasn’t received the nutrients that 2-year-olds should,Lokuge said.The LNS delivers essential nutrients to prevent children’s [growth] from being severely stunted.

One hundred and seventy eight million children under age five are affected by malnutrition worldwide, according to MSF’s statistics and Lokuge’s presentation. On a recent trip to Niger, MSF administered the supplement to 4,000 children90 percent of which recovered.

A major portion of the presentation was devoted to discussing the lack of advocacy and awareness paid toward malnutrition. Lokuge noted that countries receive $6 billion in HIV aid, whereas malnutrition funds amount to only $300 million. The lack of funding has been the most limiting barrier to the issue, Lokuge said.

Dewey also pointed out that many people give more money and care to their pets than they invest in the cause of nutrition in third world countries.

“We pay more attention to domesticated animals than to the food quality of these children,she said.

During the question-and-answer portion of the seminar, one attendant asked whether or not MSF would also lend its voice to the local food market, since the lipid nutrition supplements would put more emphasis on a global food market.

“Politically in the real world you just can’t do it,Lokuge said.We want to have an impact on the immediate nutrition of children.

Approximately 40 people attended the seminar, mostly nutrition students who heard about the event from the department listserv.

“I learned a lot [in this seminar] and it’s clear that a blind eye is being turned to this matter,said Beki Davidson, a second year nutritional biochemistry major. “[The solution to malnutrition] is definitely something I want to be a part of.

In their efforts to raise awareness for malnutrition, MSF will be continuing their nationalRefugee Camp in the Heart of the Citytour in San Francisco, where guests can experience what it’s like to live without the food or the supplies of a modern country.

“We hope this will lead to a change,Lokuge said.Because this is not an issue of food security, but lack of knowledge.

 

LAUREN STEUSSY can be reached at campus@californiaaggie.com

UC Davis experts to offer their two cents on financial crisis

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In the midst of unprecedented market turbulence, four UC Davis experts will weigh in on the government’s response to the financial crisis.

“Understanding the Financial Crisis,a faculty panel, will begin at 12:10 p.m. at the Institute of Government Affairs, Room 360 of Peter J. Shields Library. The one-hour event is free and open to the public.

The panelists include Brad Barber, professor of finance at the UC Davis Graduate School of Management and director of the Center for Investor Welfare and Corporate Responsibility; Paul Bergin, associate professor of economics and a specialist in international macroeconomics; Alan M. Taylor, professor of economics specializing in international economics and economic history; and Eric Rauchway, professor of history and director of the Center for History, Society and Culture.

The panelists will discuss the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008, the recently passed bill commonly known asthe bailout.The legislation gives the U.S. Treasury the authority to purchase up to $700 billion in U.S.-backed mortgage securities in order to inject liquidity and confidence into the financial system.

“It’s important that we restore credit markets to normalcy,said Brad Barber, who studies the stock market and the psychology of individual investors.

Barber directs the Center of Investor Welfare and Corporate Responsibility, whichemphasizes the rigorous application of scientific principles to investment management and corporate practices,according to the official web site.

Though variations of the phraseWall Street greed and irresponsibilityhave been prolific during the presidential campaign, Barber saidthere’s plenty of blame to pass around.

“There is no doubt that many financial institutions originated loans that were predicated on false assumptions regarding home price appreciation and the ability of the borrower to repay the loan,he said.

“Absent smoking gun e-mails, it’s difficult to know whether the false assumptions were simply foolish or something more nefarious,Barber said.

Taylor and Rauchway will provide the historical perspective on the panel.

Taylor will discuss thecauses, solutions and falloutof the 2008 financial crisis, he said in an e-mail.

Bergin, the other UC Davis economist scheduled to participate in the panel, did not respond to requests for an interview.

Rauchway, the author of The New Deal: A Very Short Introduction, said he will put the government’s response in a historical frame.

The causes of the Great Depression and the 2008 financial crisis have similarities, Rauchway said. In the 1920s, American consumers relied on credit as demand for big-ticket household items, he said.

But people around the world were borrowing money from the United States, which resulted from World War I, he said.

“Many countries depended on continuing lending from the U.S. to keep them in business while they tried to rebuild their economies after the damage of the Great War of 1914-1918,Rauchway said in an e-mail interview.

However, after the Federal Reserve’s tightening of credit and the 1929 crash, unemployment rose, consumption declined and individuals and businesses defaulted on their loans, he said.

“The world situation is changed as far as who owes whom money – the U.S. is the big debtor now – but much of the story is indeed similar,Rauchway said.

Unlike in the 1930s, the U.S. now has the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation to protect deposits, the Federal Reserve to manage the money supply and a greater degree of international cooperation, Rauchway said.

In addition, Franklin D. Roosevelt, in order to stem the rising tide of unemployment, created the slew of infamousalphabet soup agencies. Fortunately, Rauchway doesn’t predict such intervention will be necessary.

Seating forUnderstanding the Financial Crisisis limited, and so people are advised to arrive early. For more information about the Institute of Government Affairs, the sponsor of the panel, visit iga.ucdavis.edu.

 

PATRICK McCARTNEY can be reached at campus@californiaaggie.com.

‘Davis is Burning’ brings the show to Freeborn Hall

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Those in search of an interesting start to their weekend can look no farther than Freeborn Hall and the brothers of Delta Lambda Phi.

The gay, bisexual and progressive interest fraternity on campus will be hosting its 19th annual “Davis is Burningtoday at 8 p.m.a highly anticipated drag show and competition featuring the Delta Lambda Phi brothers and a host of other performers.

Davis is Burning is one of the fraternity’s biggest events and a tradition that dates back to when the fraternity first arrived at UC Davis, said Beck Wehrle, vice president of Delta Lambda Phi and primary organizer for this year’s event.

“Nobody knows for sure how Davis is Burning got started,he said.But the story goes that it began as a small drag show in a church basement 19 years ago. I’ve heard stories of people in drag running between buildings so as not to be seen. Obviously it was very different than the event we have today.

The event has since grown into a UC Davis fixture continues to draw large crowds. This year’s attendees can expect the same level of entertainment, along with some very exciting improvements, Wehrle said.

“The show has always been put on at the Veterans Memorial Center,he said.However, this year we are hosting the event on campus for the very first time. In the past we have had to turn people away due to lack of space, but this year we are really looking forward to opening it up to the campus community and making it more accessible. It is also really nice to get the validation for the [lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender] community.

Holding the event at Freeborn Hall provides other perks, including the ability to introduce a video component in the show, Wehrle said.

In addition to performances by various brothers, audience members will also be treated to agender-bendingshow from the ladies of Lambda Delta Lambda, sister sorority to Delta Lambda Phi.

“We have performed at Davis is Burning before, and it’s always been a fun experience,said Francesca Sapien, president of Delta Lambda Phi.The sorority is performing theMen in Tightsroutine from Mel Brook’s classic lampoon, Robin Hood: Men in Tights. The song is perfect for us because it pokes fun at the traditional expectations of masculinity and gender. We wanted to do something campy and hilarious. We will leave the glam up to Delta Lambda Phi.

Davis is Burning will also feature returning performances from Sacramento’s drag troupeKings of Drag,as well as drag queenTaryn Thru-u,who also hails from Sacramento.

“Last year, Taryn Thru-u had the audience rolling around laughing,said Arbel Bedak, a member of Delta Lambda Phi.She comes out and does a couple acts. She has this one really obscene and outrageous character ofGrannyand it’s absolutely hilarious.

Band Uh! will also be dressed in drag while they welcome guests at the front, said Bedak, who is also a Band-Uh! member.

“I know for a fact that Band-Uh! members are really excited about appearing at this year’s event and dressing up,he said.It is going to be a lot of fun.

The majority of tonight’s performances will consist of different dance routines, but will also showcase some singing and other entertainment, Wehrle said.

“Everything on stage will feature different ways of playing with gender,he said.It is all pretty theatrical.

While particpating in the drag element is not a requirement, attendees are encouraged to dress up. Wehrle said one of his favorite parts of the night is seeing all the audience members become a part of the show.

“There are some amazing costumes,he said.We see everything from a person with a simple necktie to somebody who spent hours putting every hair in place. It’s just so much fun.

Sapien believes the average student is attracted thelure of the forbiddenin a drag show.

“Davis is Burning seems to be all about the performance of gender in over the top and exciting ways, so people who haven’t experienced drag before are in for a helluva lot of fun,Sapien said.

Students interested in attending tonight’s performance can purchase tickets for $11 with a student ID, at Freeborn ticket office, online at tickets.com or at the door of the event.

ERICA LEE can be reached at campus@californiaaggie.com.

UC Davis downs nation’s elite, leaps in polls

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The UC Davis men’s golf team is used to being the underdog. It’s used to chasing the country’s top teams from behind.

After the Aggiesmost recent tournament, those days may be over.

In a field that featured five of the nation’s top 25 teams and 10 of the top 50, UC Davis beat them all on Tuesday, shooting an 871 to finish in second place behind unranked TCU (861) at the Prestige at the PGA West in La Quinta, Calif.

With the finish, the team saw its national ranking vault from No. 40 in Golfweek to No. XX, and it jumped to No. 13 in Golfstat.

“It’s a tribute to how our guys prepare and compete,head coach Cy Williams said.But we’re going to have to work even harder now because when your ranking gets that high, you become the hunted and no longer the hunter.

Led by senior Nick Pistacchio, the team placed higher at the event than No. 4 Washington, No. 12 Stanford, No. 17 Michigan State, No. 21 California and No. 25 Peppedine, along with the five other top 50 teams in competition.

Pistacchio overcame windy conditions on Monday to open with a 4-under 68, and tied TCU’s John de Beer as the tournament’s top individual finisher with a 6-under 210.

“His first-round performance not only was it amazing, but the conditions were so hard out there,Williams said. “It kept our team in it. Without that score, our team is out of it. From a team standpoint, it was a huge. From an individual standpoint, it was just phenomenal.

Sophomore Austin Graham had the worst and best rounds of his career. He opened the tournament with a 14-over 86, but then rebounded to fire a school-record 9-under 63 in the second round and a 4-under 68 to finish tied for fifth overall.

“I’ve had numerous people come up to me and ask how you go [from an] 82 [to a] 63,Williams said. “It’s just unheard of, so don’t ask because I don’t know.

Graham’s 63 surpassed the 64 shot by teammate Brent Booth, who held the record for all of one week.

“It was a tour performance,Williams said. “If there was a PGA Tour that day, it would have been top three. There wouldn’t have been many pros that would have been able to beat him. I promise you that.

As if defeating some of the nation’s top teams didn’t attest to the team’s ability, Williams said he thinks his team has yet to scratch the surface.

“We’re not at the top of our game, and we’ll improve on those things that we can get better at,Williams said.They worked hard and deserved what they accomplished. Now, time to get better.

MICHAEL GEHLKEN can be reached at sports@californiaaggie.com 

Letter to the Editor

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The University of California is the best in the world but it is on a slow financial starvation diet. It’s a diet that forces those who are students to pay more and more and the general public to pay less and less for the university. But the fact remains it will take all of us – students, UC Regents, lawmakers and taxpayers – to stop the student fee increases so we must work together to do it. United we stand, divided we fall. That is why I initiated the grassroots movement called Students for California’s Future (studentsforcalifornia.com) earlier this year. The students are committed to a better, brighter future.

James Noonan’s October 14th column assumed too much when he cited my recent comment to the UC Aggie editorial board that “The students need to rise up and raise hell. If that doesn’t happen, then this fee increase will continue.” I did say that but Noonan assumed I was implying they should raise their voices in ignorance. Nothing could be farther from the truth. UC students have always proven they have their facts straight and information in order when they have attended rallies and committee hearings at the Capitol. They know information is power and they also know that silence is a guarantee for higher fees.

John Garamendi

Lieutenant Governor of California

Letter to the Editor

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The Davis College Republicans have been posting a deceptive flyer around campus, urging students toSave UC Standardsby rallying against the elimination of the SAT II Subject tests as an acceptance requirement. While DCR points out this move mayharm the quality of education provided by the UC systemthey neglect to mention that the Republican Minority in the State Assembly and State Senate have already harmed the education we receive here at UC Davis, through not allocating enough funding for education and opposing all tax increases. Because of the lack of state funding, student fees and class sizes have increased, while services and financial aid have dropped. If DCR truly cared about supporting UC standards, they would urge their party leaders to make higher education and California’s future a priority.

Maximillian Mikalonis

Daily Calendar

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TODAY

Football ticket distribution

10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.

Aggie Stadium Ticket Office

Come get your tickets to Saturday’s game against Iona. Tomorrow is your last chance to get tickets!

 

Campus Movie Fest

Noon to 5 p.m.

Griffin Lounge, MU

Come to get equipment needed to make a five-minute movie and have the chance to compete nationwide. The finale is on Oct. 27!

 

I do and I don’t: Exploring Same-Sex Marriage

1 to 2:30 p.m.

Smith Room, MU

Learn more about marriage’s place in the LGBT movement at this town hall meeting.

 

Flu vaccination clinic

2 to 4 p.m.

North Lobby, Cowell Student Health Center

Both flu shots and the nasal flu vaccine are available at the walk-in clinic. If you cannot make these times, call 752-2349 to schedule an appointment. The cost of the shot varies.

 

Environmental Club

6:30 to 8 p.m.

1002 Giedt Hall

The club is putting on a presentation of environmental and social justice clubs.

 

Thursday Trivia Nights

6 to 7:30 p.m.

Silo Union

Test your knowledge of random facts and potentially win prizes along the way!

 

American Red Cross Club

6:10 p.m.

6 Olson

Check out the first general meeting of the American Red Cross Club!

 

Project HEAL meeting

6:10 p.m.

205 Olson

Learn what Project HEAL is all about at this meeting!

 

FRIDAY

Davis Motorsports Club

Round Table Pizza, 2151 Cowell Blvd.

5 to 8 p.m.

The club is having their bi-monthly meeting. If you like cars, this is the place to find other enthusiasts like you!

 

Davis is Burning

8 p.m.

Freeborn Hall

Come to this Delta Lambda Phi: Xi sponsored event to see their annual drag show and competition. All genders welcome! Presale tickets available through DLP brothers, Freeborn ticket office or tickets.com. Tickets available at the door as well.

 

To receive placement in the AGGIE DAILY CALENDAR, e-mail dailycal@californiaaggie.com or stop by 25 Lower Freeborn by noon the day prior to your event. Due to space constraints, all event descriptions are subject to editing, and priority will be given to events that are free of charge and geared toward the campus community.

 

Prop 11: California needs redistricting reform

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Note: This is the first in a series of The California Aggie’s endorsements for the Nov. 4 election. We will be stating our endorsements over the next two and a half weeks, and summarizing our opinions on Election Day.

 

Redistricting has long been an issue in California. Our current system is seriously broken; by allowing legislators to draw districts, the process remains uncompetitive, and a serious conflict of interest to boot. The Yes on Prop 11 campaign notes that there is a 99 percent reelection rate for California legislative seats.

Although the current system may ensure, in some cases, that minority representation isn’t lost, it also ensures that districts will be drawn in favor of the legislator currently in office. This lack of competition encourages our state’s lawmakers to be lazy, and doesn’t make them work to earn their constituents votes.

Prop 11 would take the districting task out of legislatorshands and create an independent commission. This group will include Democrats, Republicans and non-partisans. Most importantly, these districts will be drawn without any interference from the legislature. It is this total independence that will allow the commission to draw districts that more accurately represent the California region.

The California Aggie supports Proposition 11. It tackles a difficult issue and draws support from across the political spectrum.

Many diverse groups have united in support of Prop 11the ACLU of Southern California, the AARP, and the California TaxpayersAssociation to name a few.

Despite the concern that some have expressed about Prop 11 limiting the voice of minorities, many representative groups have endorsed this proposition. Organizations representing African Americans, Hispanics and the LGBT community have all united in support of this proposition. This indicates that the concern about minorities losing a voice is not consistently held, even among these groups.

It is important to note that no single districting map will please everyone. Regardless of where the lines are drawn, some will feel disenfranchised and others will feel that they are able to elect the legislator who will best represent their district.

With this caveat in mind, supporting Prop 11 is a wise choice. It is much better to have a system that eliminates a glaring conflict of interest than one that leaves such a conflict in place, with no evident gain.

Prop 11 will make legislators work for their jobs, instead of allowing them to draw in their own job security. 

Adequate funding long overdue

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The Peter J. Shields Library at UC Davis is in a bit of a bind.

In fact, that might be an understatement. The predicament that the library has been in over the past decade is slowly turning into a crisis. Long-term under-funding has seriously damaged the library’s ability to do what it does best: provide an outstanding array of research materials for students and scholars.

A report released last month by the Academic Senate found that the rising cost of books, journals and subscriptions to electronic databases has put a strain on the library’s ability to provide faculty and students with the resources they need. This has been compounded by a near absence of new money for the libraryin 1998 the library’s budget was $15.9 million; today it is $16.3 million.

The lack of money has contributed to a decline in the library’s standing and prestige among libraries in the University of California and nationwide. During the 1990s Davis consistently ranked between 35th and 38th place nationally with the Association of Research Libraries. The library now ranks 60th.

Library administrators have had to cut down staff and buy fewer books. In 1991 there were 76 librarians and 204 library staff. In 2006 there were 59 librarians and 144 library staff.

It’s time for more money for the library. Without a fully functioning library, UC Davis will not be able to preserve its prestige in fields like enology and history, two disciplines in which the library has traditionally excelled. In many fields, the library has world-class collections from scholars from all over the country.

This is a matter of critical importance to the survival of UC Davis as a premier research institution. The continued lack of financial support for the library is appalling.

To be fair, the powers that be did not cut the library’s funding as much this year as they said they would. It is unacceptable that the library’s budget is being cut at all, after a decade of a basically static budget and years of cutting librarians and staff.

It is not clear why the library has been under-funded but it’s time we get out of the dark and start dealing with this problem.

Because funding for the library comes from a variety of sources, university administrators need to work with library administrators and with librarians themselves to determine the best way to improve funding for the library. The only other option is to allow the slow starvation of the library to continue and the academic quality of the campus to decline.

That’s an option UC Davis can’t afford. 

Pants optional beyond this point

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God, I love my parents for always trying to keep me safe. There’s really nothing that says “I love you, baby girl” like sending your daughter pepper spray in the mail (which I never curiously decided to play with and misfired) or forcing her to watch a “Too Smart for Strangers” video 238,947 times by the age of seven. I grew up next door to the elementary school I attended and was never allowed to walk home alone, even after I swore to take my little keychain harmonica to use as a whistle. But hey, I recognize that it was all for my own good.

Though my parents may hate each other, they clearly don’t want me getting hacked up and dumped in the woods or waking up in a bathtub full of ice without a vital organ or being used by a villain as bait for my superhero boyfriend. And now that I’m in college, I really think I can appreciate that.

Sure, I probably talk to strangers a little more than I should, and I really do like candy, but that does not make me a target for kidnapping. In fact, I think that my mother’s fear of being lured into the back of some creepy old-school Volkswagen van for a bag of Pop Rocks is just a little out there. Mmm, Pop Rocks. I can distinguish the differences between good and bad for myself. Unlike my mother, the little hobophobe that she is, I have simply learned that muttering homeless folk aren’t bad.

I should mention that it’s not only my parents who have taken the pains to teach me about the importance of defensive awareness. I’m lucky to have had special teachers, like one in particular from high school. We’ll call him Mr. Jones. Gym teachers are notably notable (I particularly love it when they trail running students with a golf cart and a megaphone), and he was no exception. He was middle-aged, not in the best shape, smoked a pack of cigs a day and claimed to be like a seventh-degree black belt. Anyway, given this description, it’s no real surprise that he used to hide in the bushes and jump out at us when we girls were running the mile in P.E. class. This was so that we would learn to be alert should a sexual predator emerge from a secret hiding spot and attack us while we were out for a walk. Now there’s a man who truly scared because he cared. He also taught us how to dislodge an eyeball if we ever find ourselves in a situation where that needs to be done.

I’ve been pretty good about taking care of my personal safety in college. Sure, some dude pulled me into his bedroom once when I was on my way to the bathroom at a party and probably had it ingrained into his mind that I wanted him, but I showed him by pretending to pass out till he went away! Kinda like a gazelle on the Serengeti. And no worries: had that not worked out, I would have been fully prepared to flip a bitch and go all Judo Barbie on him.

It’s nice to know that there are people looking out for me just in case my own competency in that department fails. I’m trying to be more careful, honest. My roommates and I even lock our apartment door sometimes. And I’ve made a personal pledge to try and remember to bring said pepper spray with me at least 10 percent of the time I go out at night.

But should I forget to take the necessary safety precautions, I suppose I’ll have to rely on the general goodness of mankind. Case in point: this past weekend, when I woke up on a couch in West Davis and stumbled out into the cold 2 a.m. night, dressed kinda like a rodeo clown’s girlfriend. Luckily I was able to barter a ride home from some out-of-town girls who were looking for the nearest Jack in the Box. If only I’d had money for French toast sticks.

 

MICHELLE RICK is looking to buy massive amounts of watermelon Pop Rocks. If you know where she can get this taken care of, e-mail her at marick@ucdavis.edu.

The Defining Moments

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Dear Americans,

You have a tremendous stake in this election. Our nation has reached a pivotal moment, a time that should not and must not be ignored, in her history. We face an imminent choice, and we have to make a decision – soundly, carefully, deliberately and with haste.

The challenges our nation faces are manifold. At home, we confront a recessing economy, dysfunctional administration, gridlocked legislature, tarnished reputation and declining values. Abroad, regimes with skewed interests are proliferating, petro-authoritarian governments are gaining influence, democracy is under assault. These are not trivial.

Most of all, the confidence and energy that once characterized our national character seems to be ebbing away, displaced by a sense of insecurity and hesitation. The world’s trust in America has been shaken. But it seems that ours has been too.

Those are the problems, and Washington is where the problem starts. The problem with Washington is not just excess. It is irrelevance. Take the most recent financial meltdown. At the moment when American financial markets – as well as credit, the lifeblood of capitalism – stumbled and froze, the conspicuous missing element was not only confidence, but leadership. Washington couldn’t exercise authority or influence, hampered by a staggering distrust in the president and exacerbated by a deadlocked legislature.

Why is this? Because some leaders we elected primed politics over mutual resolutions, favored certain special interests, ignored global problems and missed new opportunities for growth and unity. As a nation, we lost collectively.

How do we confront, even resolve, this problem? By taking action. There are certain times when the costs and calculus of inaction outweighs action, and inaction is a luxury we cannot afford and a theme we should not subscribe to right now. To succeed is the need to maintain a keen vigilance. At both an individual and collective level, we must participate and engage actively in the public discourse and the electoral process.

And this begins by demanding Washington start paying attention to the most pressing issues in the country, including health care reform, stricter corporate oversight, alternative energy exploration and immigration review. At a community level, we also can play our respective roles – in classrooms, in schools, in churches, all for the betterment of our nation.

Our roads and buildings are similarly in serious need of repair and upgrades. But investing capital into our infrastructure isn’t enough; our strongest asset, the capacity for innovation, needs to be reprioritized. Exploration of the next scientific frontier – biotechnology – is crucial, as well as our refocus and re-emphasis of math. Education – and a good fundamental education, at that – has to take ultimate precedence over short-term gains. These are the primary arenas that define the new world order, a field we must master to compete in the global economy.

2008 will be remembered as the precise moment when America confronted her cathartic moment, when the very ideals that made her great – an unyielding belief in the power of ideas, a firm commitment to democratic virtues, an undoubted dedication to inspire – came under threat. Will 2008 go down in the annals of history as the moment when a nation regressed and faltered, lost in hubris, or the moment when she reinvented herself and rediscovered her capacity for leadership? Will this moment define her, or will she define this moment?

That choice is yours.

Yours concerned.

Same place, same time, same person, same e-mail! ZACH HAN waits again for your e-mail at zklhan@ucdavis.edu 

PhiLOLsophy

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I see the same picture over and over again a horde of fake smiles all bunched together to make one shitty picture.

It appears as if there is an invisible lasso around their necks pulling them in to make a bouquet of smiling heads. Their bodies dangle aimlessly as they get ready to flash their pearly whites. In the process of making this formation, there’s always the collaborator encouraging others to smile harder and squeeze in tighter. After all, the more smiling heads, the better the picture. Motion and thought processes are suspended in time as the photographer pointlessly counts to three. Apparently, three seconds is the allotted time for everyone to stiffen their bodies before the camera accidentally captures any sign of life. In the aftermath of this ordeal, everyone retracts their faces back to the vapid look that corresponds to how they truly feel. For the finished product we get a mass produced image of the same smiling face we have seen hundreds of times before. Judging by some people’s Facebook photos, I would be hesitant to believe these were real people and not life-sized cutout boards.

Forget about context; the plethora of smiling faces floods the camera’s line of view. The only hint of context is the lighting and maybe the clothes that are worn. As a matter of fact, forget about capturing anything but the fleshy mass we occupy in space. The conventional purpose for taking a picture is to capture a moment visually; the more that is captured, the better the picture.

Most cameras can already capture all the required light frequencies emitted at the moment, so how can an image capture more than another? Pictures that tell a story, evoke an emotion, or spur a thought, are ones that entail more than light waves. Nothing robs a picture of its potential more than standing like a bunch of smiling buffoons. ?How often is our true emotion expressed by an ear-to-ear grin? Maybe two or three times a day on average. That figure is so low; it’s impossible that so many people truly want to smile when being photographed. Most people’s smiles only last the duration of the picture being taken; unless they derive some enigmatic joy from being photographed, chances are their smile is artificial.

I didn’t have to prove that to you; it’s common sense that people fake their smiles in front of the camera. If vacant stares and half-hearted grins are the norm, it’s impossible to differentiate between those who are sincere and those who are fake. The finished product is nothing more than a group of people in zombie costumes, masking any hint of humanity. “Oh, but smiling looks nice!” I forgot that pretending to be someone you’re not is the norm in a materialistic society that values superficial qualities. If you think it looks nicer to smile instead of being genuine, then you need to redefine your view of what it means to “look nice.” I know that I prefer not to carry myself like a Louis Vuitton bag.

We need pictures that capture more than meets the camera lens. Why does this guy look uninterested by that girl’s story? What emotion could the girl in the pink be experiencing? Why do I appear simultaneously happy and sad? These are the sorts of questions a quality photograph should make us ask. Rather than, “I wonder what she’ll be wearing in the next 500 pictures?!” If your photo gallery is all smiling heads, then you’ve kept only one emotional memory from your life, and it’s shallow. Let’s embrace our humanity and not fake a smile for the camera.

LIOR GOTESMAN has a few photos on his Facebook where he fakes a smile, but only because it’s ironic. If you also like to be ironic, don’t contact him at liorgott@gmail.com

Prop 3 would provide more funding for children’s hospitals

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Among many fiscally controversial measures on the California ballot in November is Proposition 3, the children’s hospital bond act.

The proposition authorizes $980 million in bonds, to be paid from the state’s General Fund, to fund the renovation and expansion of children’s hospitals throughout the state.

The measure specifically identifies the five University of California children’s hospitals as potential recipients of bond money.

This proposition would cost the state a total of about $2 billion over 30 years. This includes the initial amount of $980 million, but also the interest costs of the bonds, which would total about $933 million.

Supporters of the proposition include the University of California Regents and the California League of Women Voters.

“We have strong support that health care should be available to everyone in the United States,said Trudy Schafer, spokesperson with the California League of Women Voters.

Universal health care should include all children, including underprivileged children, Schafer said.

“The current facilities in California are not sufficient for all children who need health care,she said.

Whether the money is put toward expansion or further development of facilities, the pediatrics system must be reformed and renovated, Schafer added. Although there is a tight budget in California, the California League of Women Voters believes that this is a good way to spend state funds.

“These hospitals do a real service to the community,Schafer said.

However, opponents of Prop 3 fear the fiscal impacts of the measure will be a severe detriment to the state of California.

“[The problem with Prop 3] is twofold,said Jim Uhler, spokesperson for the National Tax Limitation Committee.Number one, we are running a [state budget] deficit right now at a billion dollars a month. Number two, it’s crass self-interest and utilizing sick children as a prop.

While most children’s hospitals in the state of California have previously received bond funds, all are earmarked in the proposition to get more money, Uhler said. The California Children’s Hospital Association still has approximately $400 million leftover from Proposition 61, which passed in 2004.

“No one is against sick children, but bond financing is the worst way to go,Uhler said. “[The state] just can’t afford it.

Still, advocates for the measure insist it is necessary.

“Children’s hospitals simply cannot handle at present the number of very seriously ill children that come to them,said Kris Calvin, CEO of the American Academy of Pediatrics in California.We’re most concerned with humanitarianism, helping children and their families, but we also believe that it’s the fiscally responsible thing to do.

Representatives from the University of California agreed.

“[The University of California] operates five children’s hospitals, and funding is seriously needed in order to sustain the medical services and health care that is done at those hospitals, and Prop 3 is a way to do that,said Trey Davis, spokesperson for the regents of the University of California.

For further information on Prop 3 visit voterguide.sos.ca.gov.

 

CAITLIN COBB can be reached at city@californiaaggie.com.