Editor’s Note: Every week, The Aggie will ask Annette Spicuzza UCD Police Chief the burning, sometimes incriminating, questions students often wonder. Here is this week’s installment.
Q: What happens if you get caught pooping on campus?
A: Okay. Really? Well, besides the obvious, and if the obvious isn’t that obvious, let me explain. Gross! Unhealthy! And very medieval! Okay, now that I got that out of my system, why? Why are you doing this? Are you so drunk you can’t control yourself? Or are you so sick you can’t help yourself? The officer on scene would have discretion as to whether or not to arrest and or cite, based on the reasons for this behavior. So, in short, you could find yourself in deep do-do, if you do-do in public.
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