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Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Humor

Is he flirting with me or does he just work at Trader Joe’s?

How to tell if he was checking you out or just checking you out   By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu   There’s a new man in my life....

The tale of a chemical engineer and his spray-on shoes

The people aren’t ready for spray-on shoes yet   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   There was once a little engineer who loved math so much that he...

Stop podcasts now!

Save us from the podcasting pandemic   By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu   Every day, millions of unassuming victims find themselves struck by the urge to start a...

Relationship advice from the chronically single people

The REAL experts on dating   By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu   Modern dating is hard. It seems like messy relationships are around every corner: drama, cheating and...

100 men versus the Primate Research Center

Who will win?   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   Recently, there’s been some rumbling caused by grown men on social media, who think that they could collectively...

Severely misinformed student breaks into the dairy farm in search of an oat milk cow

Which came first, the oat or the milk?   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   Early one morning, dawn broke over the UC Davis Tercero dorms. At about...

A collection of apologies from all of your friends

They might be late and semi-anonymous, but at least they’re sorry!   By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu   Your friends are sorry. From not commenting on your most...

There’s a new bus in town

Watch out, ladies   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   In a not-so-far-away land, dubbed the “Pad,” there slept many Unitrans buses through the night. Not a single...

Answer the troll’s riddles for a chance at love

Riddle me this, Troll   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   There’s a new trend developing on the UC Davis campus, and clearly, I need to know about...

Scientists discover the cure for imposter syndrome: steal their identity

The world is your oyster   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   There has been some serious chatter going around the UC Davis campus about something called imposter...

Equal access to egg-ucation

Students demand action as egg prices continue to rise   By VIOLET ZANZOT— vmzanzot@ucdavis.edu   This question, I am sure, is on everyone’s minds: What are we to...

The ducks are bullying me

Can someone translate their quacks for me?   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   The ducks are out and about on the UC Davis campus, and you best...

UC Davis Anthony Padilla look-alike contest ends in six arrests

Questioning continues as local law enforcement attempts to uncover the identity of the real Anthony Padilla   By TARA ROMERO — tcrome@ucdavis.edu   Ever since the October 2024...

My day was ruined by Cybertrucks

They are just so ugly and unlucky   By SABRINA FIGUEROA — sfigueroaavila@ucdavis.edu   It was a beautiful morning. The sun was glistening and rays beamed through the...

One must imagine Sisyphus unhappy

Will Sisyphus succeed in ending his story?   By ABHINAYA KASAGANI— akasagani@ucdavis.edu   Sisyphus is having trouble conceiving an ending for his latest story, unable to shirk the...