The people aren’t ready for spray-on shoes yet
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
There was once a little engineer who loved math so much that he...
Save us from the podcasting pandemic
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu
Every day, millions of unassuming victims find themselves struck by the urge to start a...
The REAL experts on dating
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu
Modern dating is hard. It seems like messy relationships are around every corner: drama, cheating and...
Who will win?
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
Recently, there’s been some rumbling caused by grown men on social media, who think that they could collectively...
Which came first, the oat or the milk?
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
Early one morning, dawn broke over the UC Davis Tercero dorms. At about...
They might be late and semi-anonymous, but at least they’re sorry!
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu
Your friends are sorry. From not commenting on your most...
Watch out, ladies
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
In a not-so-far-away land, dubbed the “Pad,” there slept many Unitrans buses through the night. Not a single...
Riddle me this, Troll
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
There’s a new trend developing on the UC Davis campus, and clearly, I need to know about...
The world is your oyster
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
There has been some serious chatter going around the UC Davis campus about something called imposter...
Students demand action as egg prices continue to rise
By VIOLET ZANZOT— vmzanzot@ucdavis.edu
This question, I am sure, is on everyone’s minds: What are we to...
Can someone translate their quacks for me?
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
The ducks are out and about on the UC Davis campus, and you best...
Questioning continues as local law enforcement attempts to uncover the identity of the real Anthony Padilla
By TARA ROMERO — tcrome@ucdavis.edu
Ever since the October 2024...
They are just so ugly and unlucky
By SABRINA FIGUEROA — sfigueroaavila@ucdavis.edu
It was a beautiful morning. The sun was glistening and rays beamed through the...
Will Sisyphus succeed in ending his story?
By ABHINAYA KASAGANI— akasagani@ucdavis.edu
Sisyphus is having trouble conceiving an ending for his latest story, unable to shirk the...