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Thursday, August 18, 2022

Humor

Summer ‘22

By PRISCILA JIMÉNEZ CORRALES –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu    Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional....

Mission impossible: In search for a triceratops

By PRISCILA JIMÉNEZ CORRALES –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu   Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional....

Student switches from major they hate to major they will end up hating equally

Guys, guys, guys — this is my life’s passion. For real this time BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  Two people crossed paths in front of the...

Things to do on Unitrans that aren’t technically illegal

Those drivers have it too easy   BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu    Lick the side of the bus.  Enter the bus by walking backward.  Read a...

A UC Davis squirrel threatened me

Hi, stop feeding them Oreos and half-smoked joints   BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu    Picture this. You’re alone at a table in the Memorial Union. It’s one...

Picnic Day 2022 goes off without a hitch, leaving everyone disappointed

“Honestly, I expected some kind of terrible incident of global proportions. Instead I just spent a wonderful day with my parents''   By IAN COSNER —...

Humor: Courtroom Transcript: Prof v. The Guy in Your English Class Who Didn’t Do the Reading

Don’t let that horde of political science kids through the door. Please. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu   JUDGE MAY: We are here today to hear the...

Humor: An open letter to people wearing sweatshirts with the names of better schools on them

Just go to Harvard and stop blocking the bike path BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  I’m not here to fashion-bash nor trend-defend. I have a simple...

Humor: My roommate’s emanating a seriously bad vibe, dudes

Stop declaring your independence from me, Marcus BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  Guys. Dudes. Bros. Etc. I think there’s something off with my roommate. Like, the...

Humor: What your major says about the crimes you’ll commit to pay off student loans

Human rights minors, I’m watching you very carefully BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  Animal Science: Animal gravedigging. Applied Physics: First of all, what is applied...

Humor: Five types of drunk people you meet at your friend’s boyfriend’s frat party

POV: You’re getting hit on by an econ major in wine-stained chinos BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  School has opened up, but you probably should hold...

Humor: Collective groan from UC Davis’ online extension knocks over cows, wreaks havoc

The power of students’ voices has gone too far BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  On the announced day of the online continuation, the entire student body...

Help, the graphics team won’t answer my emails

Check your spam folder, Ken. It’s in your contract. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  Hi, guys. It’s me. I wrote this in my Notes app so...

Humor: Davis launches Dungeons & Dragons spin-off

My lawful-evil film major can patronize your music taste up to 30 feet!  By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  “I need a 12 or higher,” repeats Julie,...

Humor: UC Davis switches to new parking app, turning every parking lot into a used car lot

“All cars are 50% off! Even the ones that still have owners” By IAN COSNER — iacosner@ucdavis.edu  Parking has always been a nightmare, but what better...