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Is he flirting with me or does he just work at Trader Joe’s?

June 6, 2025

How to tell if he was checking you out or just checking you out By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu There’s a new man in my life....

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The tale of a chemical engineer and his spray-on shoes

May 31, 2025

The people aren’t ready for spray-on shoes yet By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu There was once a little engineer who loved math so much that he...

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Stop podcasts now!

May 31, 2025

Save us from the podcasting pandemic By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu Every day, millions of unassuming victims find themselves struck by the urge to start a...

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Relationship advice from the chronically single people

May 22, 2025

The REAL experts on dating By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu Modern dating is hard. It seems like messy relationships are around every corner: drama, cheating and...

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100 men versus the Primate Research Center

May 22, 2025

Who will win? By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu Recently, there’s been some rumbling caused by grown men on social media, who think that they could collectively...

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Severely misinformed student breaks into the dairy farm in search of an oat milk cow

May 15, 2025

Which came first, the oat or the milk? By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu Early one morning, dawn broke over the UC Davis Tercero dorms. At about...

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A collection of apologies from all of your friends

May 8, 2025

They might be late and semi-anonymous, but at least they’re sorry! By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu Your friends are sorry. From not commenting on your most...

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There’s a new bus in town

May 1, 2025

Watch out, ladies By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu In a not-so-far-away land, dubbed the “Pad,” there slept many Unitrans buses through the night. Not a single...

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Answer the troll’s riddles for a chance at love

April 22, 2025

Riddle me this, Troll By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu There’s a new trend developing on the UC Davis campus, and clearly, I need to know about...

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Scientists discover the cure for imposter syndrome: steal their identity

April 16, 2025

The world is your oyster By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu There has been some serious chatter going around the UC Davis campus about something called imposter...

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Equal access to egg-ucation

April 12, 2025

Students demand action as egg prices continue to rise By VIOLET ZANZOT— vmzanzot@ucdavis.edu This question, I am sure, is on everyone’s minds: What are we to...

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The ducks are bullying me

April 10, 2025

Can someone translate their quacks for me? By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu The ducks are out and about on the UC Davis campus, and you best...

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UC Davis Anthony Padilla look-alike contest ends in six arrests

April 1, 2025

Questioning continues as local law enforcement attempts to uncover the identity of the real Anthony Padilla By TARA ROMERO — tcrome@ucdavis.edu Ever since the October 2024...

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My day was ruined by Cybertrucks

April 1, 2025

They are just so ugly and unlucky By SABRINA FIGUEROA — sfigueroaavila@ucdavis.edu It was a beautiful morning. The sun was glistening and rays beamed through the...

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One must imagine Sisyphus unhappy

April 1, 2025

Will Sisyphus succeed in ending his story? By ABHINAYA KASAGANI— akasagani@ucdavis.edu Sisyphus is having trouble conceiving an ending for his latest story, unable to shirk the...

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