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Sunday, December 5, 2021

Humor

Humor: UC Davis switches to new parking app, turning every parking lot into a used car lot

“All cars are 50% off! Even the ones that still have owners” By IAN COSNER — iacosner@ucdavis.edu  Parking has always been a nightmare, but what better...

Humor: Is it just me or does one of the Eggheads look slightly angrier than usual?

They’re definitely hatching a plan. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu  I know I said I would write an article about the Eggheads looking threatening and behaving...

Silver Linings

By SEANNE JAVIER –– sajavier@ucdavis.edu   Drawn by: Seanne Javier –– sajavier@ucdavis.edu   Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story...

Humor: UC Davis reallocates funds from stem cell research to lip fillers for Eggheads

Ya hear that Kylie? By KATE HARGES — klharges@ucdavis.edu Upon touring UC Davis as a wee high school student, I found myself conflicted. Such a beautiful...

Humor: After years of disrespect, UC Davis archaeologist uncovers untold treasures fossilized in gum underneath desks all over campus

“Who knew history could be so sticky!” By IAN COSNER — iacosner@ucdavis.edu  COVID-19 has changed a lot of things, but with the return of in-person classes...

Welcome to the hottest new game show: Was this email written by a drunk 8-year-old or your tenured professor?

When the emojis come out, it’s anybody’s guess Host: Hello and welcome to UC Davis’ newest and only gameshow! Joining us today are three undergraduates...

World Health Organization announces new diagnosis: Anxiety caused by fun fact icebreakers

Meditation and tea aren’t even enough to ease this one Local Rite Aids are running out of medication. Therapists are booked for weeks in advance...

UC Davis housing now leaves complimentary candles so all dorms can equally smell like cows

“Now you can get that cow smell in, but never out!” When it comes to housing, students have plenty of options these days, but none...

Nature documentary forced to retract literally everything

To be fair, you should’ve known not all cows are Geminis This week, Netflix released a massive apology due to misinformation in their latest nature...

How Hollywood plans to help solve COVID-19

 “We Are the World” 3? The U.S. has backed a World Trade Organization (WTO) proposal to temporarily suspend intellectual property rights for the COVID-19 vaccination....

‘You just gotta follow your passions,’ said political science and evil science student who is taking over the world with giant robot ants

It’s all about finding a balance between school and world domination “I’m more than just a mad scientist hell-bent on seeing the world conform to...

Tips and tricks for bumping into someone from high school

We’re talking about some scary stuff Ay, can we get Stephen King on the line? I have a feeling this concept could really inspire his...

NRA shows us nonviolent ways guns help us every day

It’s just a fancy candle holder, what’s the big deal? Guns get a bad rap. After all, it’s people who kill people—with guns. But that...

How to study for Ochem finals while your country continues to commit war crimes

Can we stop breaking the Geneva Convention for 5 minutes? In the days following their country's most recent act of violence and pure unadulterated evil,...

Ted Cruz’s summer/winter/fall/spring vacation plans

Vacation whenever the moment strikes (Texas hard) Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is going to Israel! On May 15, Cruz made comments criticizing President Joe Biden’s...