A heart that bows to no one but my love
By NEVAEH KARRAKER— nakarraker@ucdavis.edu
To all those weary of modern dating,
We, the hopeless romantics, pronounce that...
What is ‘the huzz?’ I’m too old for this
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they must realize their...
With these tips, who needs to touch grass?
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu
We live in rough times. Between today’s news, yesterday’s news, tomorrow's news and...
Please consider enlisting as a barista to help
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
In the wake of the protein menu release, there has been an unforeseeable...
Do you all actually like alcohol or is it all an elaborate ruse?
By MADISON SEEMAN— meseeman@ucdavis.edu
LED lights, red solo cups and the worst acoustics...
The Rizzler (me) has spoken
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
UC Davis is a well-known institution with many bright students and faculty who support the advancement...
Student drives himself insane over Memorial Union pizza bagel
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
My poor friend, Dwayne, a geology major, took some much-needed respite from...
UC Davis student bravely speaks out against American tipping culture
By Tara Romero — tcrome@ucdavis.edu
If you’re tired of the barista flipping their iPad around with...
Do social media users wearing his profile picture really know his heart?
By MADISON SEEMAN— meseeman@ucdavis.edu
Snoopy is everywhere. He’s on the face of chocolate bars,...
Studies indicate that having an enemy is actually good for you
By MADISON SEEMAN— meseeman@ucdavis.edu
As children, we’re often discouraged from using the word “hate.” It’s...
Researchers visiting UC Davis are unsatisfied with their catering options
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
Recently, the Department of Agricultural and Resource Economics (ARE) hosted three...
They’ll get back together in a week
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
Just when I thought the Unitrans bus lines were in harmony again, there appears...
He knows what he likes
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
I’ve spent the entirety of this quarter trying to figure out my professor. On the first...