Short tales of love and loss from Aggie editors
Scott Dresser — Editor-in-Chief
Today is the worst
I had dinner with my cat
At least there’s Netflix
Ellie Dierking — Managing Editor
Valentine’s? Who cares.
It’s girl scout cookie season.
Thin mints: here I come.
Alyssa Vandenberg — Campus News Editor
Nothing better than
Cheap candy the day after.
I love you, Target.
Sam Solomon — City News Editor
My apartment is
infested with bed bugs, so
Netflix at your place?
Emilie DeFazio — Features Editor
Roses are red and
Cliches are ubiquitous.
Valentine’s Day sucks.
Eli Flesch — Opinion Editor
If you were born Nov.
Your birthday’s nine months away
From this special day.
Amanda Ong — Arts and Culture Editor
Oh no. He lives eight
bus stops away from my stop.
Long distance is hard.
Ariel Robbins — Science and Tech Editor
There once was a man
from Nantucket. He didn’t
text back. F*CK YOU, MARK
Bryan Sykes — Sports Editor
All these sad Haikus.
Why don’t they like Valentine’s?
I am very loved.
