THURSDAY
Your tax dollars at work
There was someone walking down the street on Secret Bay Drive.
FRIDAY
It’s just Parseltongue
Someone was hearing voices and hissing noises in their apartment on Wake Forest Drive.
SATURDAY
Too keyed up
Someone locked themselves in their room and couldn’t get out on Alvarado Avenue.
Personal foul
A stranger attempted to join a pickup football game on Sycamore Lane.
SUNDAY
Bah, humbug!
A man in a Santa hat was drunk and belligerent on G Street.
Zoolander approves
People were using a gasoline pump to hit each other at Shell on Olive Drive.
Police Briefs are compiled by TRACY HARRIS from the city of Davis daily crime bulletins. Contact TRACY HARRIS at city@theaggie.org.