Opinion

Student activists were outraged in December after ASUCD President Joe Chatham vetoed a senate resolution expressing a vote of no confidence in UC President Mark Yudof and the UC Regents.

Hello again, my friends.

"Two thousand ten" or "twenty ten?" Someone make a call on that one already, please. It's the year Davis gives me the boot, so efemel. I made it through winter break without hitting a car or eloping with my cousin Ashley's boyfriend. Oh karma, les jeux sont faits - your ass is mine. That was '07 Michelle, and she's very sorry about that.

Welcome back, ladies and gents! I hope you had a happy Hanukkah, a merry Christmas, and rung in the New Year with a glass of champagne. Here's to 2010!

Sometimes I take things a little too far. Okay, a lot of times I take things too far.

Dr. Daniel Lee was stressed out.

Between 40 and 75 people protested at the home of UC Berkeley Chancellor Robert Birgenaeu on Dec. 11, resulting in property damage and eight arrests.

I'm gonna be Frank (not David). This article sucks because I've done no writing over break. The problem is I can never motivate myself to be productive over break. Unless, of course, your definition of "productive" is getting every single star coin in New Super Mario Bros. Wii - in which case, I would have to say I was very fucking productive.

Happy New Year, everybody. Welcome back from our two-and-a-half week so-called break.

I have a confession to make.

No matter how eventful, amazing, fun or gluttonous your winter breaks may have been, I know how much you all were looking forward to today. Yes, today is the day all you precious readers couldn't wait to get on campus, grab The Aggie and open it up to page two, where my column and cute little mug shot await you.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring - except for the entire Sekishiro family, because Beth has poor time management skills.

It seems like every time I sit down to write this column, I'm planning on writing one thing only to change my mind.

Monday's dialogue with the chancellor revealed a lot about those who participated.

By June of next year, faculty and students who are new mothers will have to go somewhere else to use a breast pump.