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We’re not in Kansas anymore

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DEVIN McHUGH / AGGIE
DEVIN McHUGH / AGGIE

Freshman guard Siler Schneider is a valuable addition to the UC Davis men’s basketball team

There’s a tornado warning in the Pavilion as freshmen guard Siler Schneider enters to play in the starting lineup. The Kansas native has made a trey to tie the game for overtime and a buzzer beater at home as the Aggies continue on their 10-16 season, 5-8 Big West Conference record, in pursuit of another conference championship.

During his four years at Lansing High School in Kansas, the young Schneider led the team to three Kaw Valley League championships. In his final year with the Lions, he took the team to a perfect 25-0 record, achieving 86 wins of 99 total games during his career there. The DiRenna Award finalist was also named Kansas 5A Player of the Year in his final season at Lansing.

Schneider knew that no matter what school he picked, his parents were bound to do some air time in order to watch him play, so picking UC Davis out of other recruiting schools was not a matter of location, but a search for family.

“It’s about that home away from home,” Schneider said. “I got that vibe from the day I stepped on campus that this place felt like home to me.”

A close connection and instant acceptance from the UC Davis men’s basketball team helped him through the transition. Schneider looks to teammates both on and off the court for advice on life and basketball, especially senior forward Josh Fox and junior guard Darius Graham.

“Fox is a guy you can always go to and you can get a for-sure bucket if you need one,” Schneider said. “Darius, he’s… he’s mister ‘handle.’ He takes care of the ball, you can get the ball to him if you are ever in trouble.”

Fox chuckled modestly at the thought of being an inspiration to the promising athlete.

“It’s tough playing at the Division I level,” Fox said. “I try to take him under my wing and tell him when he makes mistakes to just move on. He’s a great player and I just want him to keep that confidence, so I try to instill it in him.”

The avid positivity and motivation flowing Schneider’s way has had a rewarding toll on his career as he broke a Division I single-season record for a true freshman with a game-starting three-pointer against Cal Poly on Feb. 18.

The trey could be attributed to the constant reminding Schneider hears about focus and learning from mistakes; head coach Jim Les feels that it brings up the respect level the first year has acquired.

“Those are things that are hard to teach,” Les said. “He’s embraced his role on this team and earned the minutes he’s getting. I always thought, as a player, that the greatest respect you can get is from the guys sitting next to you or the guys you practice with everyday.”

However, the new Aggie is not without flaws. Being in his first season of Division I basketball, there is a lot to adjust to.

“There is definitely a lot I have to improve on and Coach Les, he’s been a teacher the whole time and I’ve just been learning everyday from him and I’ll continue to learn,” Schneider said.

Schneider has picked up numerous fouls on the court but attributes them mostly to the adjustment. He does feel that a year at the Air Force Academy Prep School he attended following his high school graduation in 2014 was a positive decision to help him grow and work on his previous troubles.

“I had in the back of my mind that it was a prep school,” Schneider said. “It was another year of development and it wouldn’t take any eligibility away from me. I always knew I could leave that situation if I didn’t feel comfortable, and that’s what happened.”

During the recruitment process, Les found that to be a good addition to Schneider’s background.

“The year of mental and physical maturity really stepped in and allowed him to play really well,” Les said. “What put us over the top was just the way he carries himself, he’s got some moxie, he’s got some toughness, he’s not afraid to take and make the big shot.”

Fox also sees what made him stand out to the Aggies playing alongside him, assessing both what the freshman needs to work on and what makes him an outstanding player.

“He’s got this fire competitiveness in him and sometimes he kind of just tries to let it go and tries to take one on five, which I love,” Fox said. “We just love his tenacity and everything, but you know young guys make mistakes, and one on five makes it kind of hard to score the ball.”

Looking forward, Schneider is expected to be a big presence on the court. As the Aggies continue their season, he continues to be in the starting lineup. The dust never settles when number five is running through a tunnel of his teammates.

“The learning experience he’s going through,” Les said. “It’s kind of exciting. When he absorbs all this after his freshman year, once he gains that experience and continues to grow and gets stronger and continues to adapt to Division I basketball, he’s going to be a force to be dealt with in this league for a long time.”

 

Written by Veronica Vargo – sports@theaggie.org

Lake Street Dive releases ‘Side Pony’ with a newfound confidence

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MIKE BOUCHARD / FLICKR

A side pony is more than a fashion statement

Over 11 years ago, four college freshmen at the New England Conservatory of Music birthed a not-so-novel concept for a band: playing jazz music at local dive bars. It wasn’t until the group piled into a minivan for their very first tour, passing around a mix CD with anonymous contributions made by each member, that they realized the error of their ways. As the CD was anxiously jammed into the stereo, they noticed something interesting: they were adding the exact same songs. The failed road trip playlist, which only varied by about three Beatles songs, was indicative of the music they should really be making: pop.

Years later, drummer Mike Calabrese would laugh at the memory of their “dive bar” attempt and acknowledge just how far their career landed from its original launch site. Though the original idea didn’t stick, the name at least did. Meet the band that epitomizes quirk and soulful blues: Lake Street Dive.

The band began their transition by covering classic pop tunes like “Rich Girl” by Hall and Oates and “I Want You Back” by the Jackson 5. Even as they gained a following on the East Coast, the band remained relatively underground, producing a few EP’s and full-length albums until they signed with Signature Sound and released their eponymous full-length album in 2011. After their 2014 album release — Bad Self Portraits — the group spent the year on an extensive tour throughout the U.S., even making a stop at our very own Mondavi Center for the Performing Arts for both a jaw-dropping performance and a meet-and-greet in the lobby that, embarrassingly for me, also involved jaw-dropping.

After an introduction by lead vocalist Rachael Price, who expressed the band’s tentativeness to perform at such a “fancy” venue (they were accustomed to local bars and smaller shows), she then announced the upcoming release of the group’s third album: Side Pony. This would mark the first of the night’s many jaw-drops.

The album kicks off with “Godawful Things,” a tune whose harmonized backup vocals and distinctly rock sound is reminiscent of the band’s origins. This song is a casual reminder of “Hey, remember why you fell in love with us?”

The third track, and also the first single released from the album in mid-November, “Call Off Your Dogs,” boasts a catchy melody that incorporates the notorious jams of talented bassist Bridget Kearney and disco synths that may instigate dance moves comparable to John Travolta on Saturday Night Fever.

The album doesn’t fail to exploit Price’s boundless range and pure vocals, of course, in tracks “So Long” and “Mistakes,” pairing them with nothing better than the warmth and depth of, once again, Kearney’s bass. One of the strongest tracks, “Mistakes” was written by Price herself. So it’s no surprise that her vocals shine through in this melancholic song that features jazzy trumpets by McDuck and a chorus that deplores, “I ignore what my heart tells me / and I break it every time.”

The eponymous song “Side Pony” boasts the group’s evolution with a message that transcends a surface level moral. For a group that releases annual Halloween covers (note the glory that is their 2015 edition: “Bohemian Rhapsody”), wears blue socks under their heels and literally rocks side ponies on stage, their message extends beyond individuality. Price declares that a side pony is more than a fashion statement; it’s “anything you’re doing for the sheer joy of it. We have always ‘rocked our side pony.’ Now we have a convenient phrase for it.”

Lake Street Dive began with jazz, borrowed from country, evolved with pop and immersed themselves in blues and soul. Their rainbow of sounds mimics their outfit choices, and their side ponies swing with a contagious confidence that both inspires and assures.

It’s worth listening to because it’s easy to fall in love with a sound after you fall in love with the people who make it.

 

WRITTEN BY: Ally Overbay – arts@theaggie.org

Let’s do the time warp again!

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SEBASTIAN DOORIS / FLICKR

Sensual Daydreams Shadowcast bring you the Rocky Horror Picture Show brought to life

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with a live shadowcast by performance group Sensual Daydreams, is coming to the Davis Graduate at 8 p.m. on Feb. 28. Prepare to shiver with antici…pation.

For those who don’t know, a shadowcast performance is typically where the movie plays, with sound, on a big screen and the actors will mimic the parts onscreen, “unless we have something funnier to do,” said Ceili Wasson, a second-year veterinary medicine student.

Wasson, who plays RiffRaff and Trixy, has been involved with the shadowcast since its inception five years ago.

“The guy who originally organised it was just a huge fan and thought there needed to be a shadowcast in Davis,” Wasson said.

Shawn Witte, a third-year graduate student in mathematics, who played Janet last year and will be playing Rocky this year, said that he loves the atmosphere and ridiculousness of the movie.

“I watched it for the first time with my then-girlfriend, a super sweet tiny girl, but when the movie was on, she was absolutely screaming lines, and some of the things that came out of her mouth…,” Witte said.

Afton Geil, a fifth-year graduate student in electrical and computer engineering, is the  president and director of Sensual Daydreams. This year, Geil will be playing Columbia and says she only really enjoys the movie when it’s shadowcasted.

“Some people love the movie for itself, but I love the atmosphere of the live performance, and the interaction,” Geil said. “The Portland group is one of my favorites, and are the longest running showing.”

Some of the interactions in question are quite filthy. Both Witte and Geil listed some of their favourite added lines as being “Where’s Santa Claus?” followed by the characters on-screen saying “burning in the fireplace.” Wasson added that in one scene, where the characters are describing storm clouds, she likes to shout “Describe Obama’s balls!” before they start, which the characters follow with “heavy, black and pendulous.” The group also has the Virgins those who have never been to a shadowcast performance come up to the stage for the Virgin games.

“The really standout people are those who contribute to the Virgin Games. We play a little game called Who’s Your Daddy,” Wasson said. “First we ask them what their dad’s name is, then their favourite cartoon character is, then we tell them the game…”

Geil encourages anyone who is nervous about attending to find a Virgin guide online. These guides are also useful reminders for the more experienced attendees, as some of the actions are a little obscure, and most of them are even physically impossible.

“The Grad has less rules than we have personally,” Wasson said. “They said people could throw meatloaf, but I don’t want to be slipping around in six-inch heels in meatloaf…”

Sensual Daydreams is constantly recruiting, and don’t take themselves too seriously. Geil rightly points out that you join the group for the love of it, not for your resume. They meet for rehearsals once a week and watch the movie every time.

“Anyone who is interested should come to any of our rehearsals, or contact me, but we are always accepting cast members,” Geil said. “We encourage people who are more shy to come hang out with us, even if they don’t end up being in the show.”

There are absolutely no requirements for membership. Most cast members have little to no theater experience, and all you need is the ability to put yourself out there.

“It’s more fun when you have no talent,” Witte said.

Geil added that a certain percentage of the cast should be willing and enthusiastic about taking their clothes off due to so many characters having such revealing costumes.

“It’s not a must, but it helps!” Geil said.

However, if you’re only interested in watching the performance, that shouldn’t stop you from embracing your inner Rocky (or Frank or Brad or Janet). Sensual Daydreams encourages everyone to dress up in costumes that they feel comfortable in, although they do list very very sparkly drag as one of their favorites.

When asked if they had any warnings for Virgins, Witte said that knowing what they were going to should be warning enough, while Wasson emphasized the good nature of the show, and how everyone in the cast is poking fun at themselves.

“I really enjoy the shock factor for new people, so we often open with a strip show,” Geil said. “It’s good to come with no expectations, and to embrace the show!”

Tickets are $8 presale at the Sensual Daydreams Silo table Wednesday through Friday, or $10 at the door. Check out the Facebook event for more details, and contact Sensual Daydreams through their Facebook page.

WRITTEN BY: Kate Snowdon – arts@theaggie.org

#BlackUnderAttack

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HANNAH LEE / AGGIE
HANNAH LEE / AGGIE

The Editorial Board stands in solidarity

We do not live in a post-racial society. On Monday, Feb. 15, at around 3 a.m., a female African American UC Davis student was assaulted near her home in the West Village apartment complex. The chancellor’s office issued a vague statement about the hate crime, focusing on the fact that the alleged perpetrators were not UC Davis students and using it as an opportunity to instead publicize their own Principles of Community Week event.

On Feb. 17, members of the Davis African Diaspora halted an ASUCD election debate to bring attention to the hate crime and demand action and accountability from the ASUCD candidates, noting that out of the 19 senate candidates and two executive office tickets running in the winter election, only one candidate had publicly spoken out about the incident.

On Feb. 22, members of the black community and their allies marched silently from the Memorial Union to Mrak Hall to protest the anti-blackness that pervades our campus. #BlackUnderAttack organizers held a press conference and read a list of demands that included: re-investing in emergency call boxes, improving lighting throughout the UC Davis campus as well as the city of Davis, increasing funding for transportation services such as Tipsy Taxi, SafeRide and Unitrans, a UC-wide policy addressing anti-blackness, a statement from West Village acknowledging the hate crime and re-visiting the previous demands made by the Black Student Union.

They gave the university until Feb. 29 to show that progress was being made toward fulfilling the demands. Chancellor Katehi then addressed the crowd, saying that an attack against a black student is an attack against the whole community and noting that the demands were reasonable and could probably be achieved.

The Editorial Board believes these demands are not only feasible, but crucial and necessary for improving the UC Davis campus environment. It is unacceptable that black students feel unsafe on their own campus. It is ridiculous that students pay thousands of dollars in tuition and are distracted from their education because they have to organize to protect their safety. We urge the administration to address these demands by Feb. 29.

On Feb. 23, Davis police were called in to the Davis Amtrak station regarding yet another hate crime. A 32-year old Ethiopian man stated that a white man kicked him and made racially derogatory comments toward him. Hate crimes like these do not only occur in conservative areas; they happen everywhere, including places like Davis, an arguably progressive town. And they will continue to happen as long as our society remains apathetic towards challenging anti-blackness.

We, the Editorial Board, stand in solidarity with the students of the UC Davis African Diaspora. We acknowledge that in the past, material published in The California Aggie may have contributed to anti-blackness and we recognize that we have much to improve on. We commend the organizers of the #BlackUnderAttack movement for their leadership, their commitment toward making Davis a safer environment for students and their bravery in challenging the status quo.

We do not live in a post-racial society  —  far from it.

The Elephant in the Room: What it really means to be an Aggie

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ZHEN LU / AGGIE
ZHEN LU / AGGIE

The big business model of agriculture exploits workers and harms consumers

Today, it’s difficult to look at a large corporation and not see corruption. Companies overwork employees, cut corners with quality and subsequently provide subpar service. Look around, and you’ll find a plethora of examples, from Chipotle Mexican Grill to Dole foods. Agribusiness is one industry laden with unsavory consequences from disregard for the safety of workers down to their customers.

Agriculture is dominated by big business. These corporations want you to buy into the family value of farm-grown produce. What they neglect to mention is that small, family farms establish contracts with corporations like Monsanto, which controls 93 percent of the soybean industry. These companies essentially usurp all familial integrity from the smaller farm and exploit them for their profit.

Besides exploiting their contracted employees, corporations also subject transitory workers to abusive conditions. One of the most notable examples lies in the California strawberry fields.  Workers processing the nation’s strawberries toil for up to 12 hours a day, breathing in pesticides and accruing back problems from bending over low vines. Medical insurance, fresh drinking water and clean bathrooms are often a scarcity. Women are targeted by their foremen for sexual favors. The same foremen decide the workers’ occupational fate season in and season out. On top of all that, the hell these workers endure is only worth about $8,500 per season.

Apparently, the consumer is worth a lot less than the worker. While companies pay workers, consumers pay companies, often for substandard products made to save money and time. Most recently, Castle Cheese Inc., which supplies grated cheeses to Target’s brand Market Pantry, was caught selling parmesan cheese without parmesan. It was made with a few other cheeses and, most notably, wood pulp. Since being discovered, this corporation has stopped making its fake cheese product and filed for bankruptcy. Castle Cheese Inc. is not the only company to put cellulose in their cheese products; Walmart’s Great Value, Whole Foods’ brand and Kraft parmesans all tested positive for wood pulp.  

This is capitalist greed at the expense of the worker and the consumer. There is absolutely no excuse for these companies who gross billions of dollars to be cutting corners with quality and safety in the name of a profit margin.
You can reach KATELYN COSTA at kcosta@ucdavis.edu or on Twitter @costaaak.

Molding morals for new generations

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DEBPARNA PRATIHER / AGGIE
DEBPARNA PRATIHER / AGGIE

A little over a week ago, I was video chatting with my goddaughter, Nia. She’s six years old and, like myself at that age, obsessed with Disney Channel. How do I know this? Because as we were on the phone, her eyes were glued in a different direction, and her responses to my questions were rather delayed.

“She’s watching a TV show,” her mother, Peggy, explained.

“Oh. What are you watching?” I said, hoping to regain at least some of her attention.

K.C. Undercover,” she replied.

And so, naturally, I asked her to explain the basis of the show. “It’s about killing people,” she said dryly.

With a little encouragement, Nia explained the show a little more. K.C., or Katy Cooper, is a teenage spy enlisted by her superspy parents to help fight (and kill) the ‘bad guys’ of the world. But that explanation still didn’t sit well with me. After hanging up the phone, I did a little bit of research and even watched an episode of the Disney Channel series. It makes light of violence in a way that could tamper with Generation Z’s moral compass.

I imagined the show to be a cartoon, similar to my generation’s beloved Kim Possible. I don’t know why, but somehow that would have made it better for me, perhaps because cartoons are set up to portray an unrealistic situation.

Kim Possible didn’t have a gun pointed at her by one of her high school classmates, and she definitely wasn’t explicitly threatened by anyone with the phrase ‘I came here to kill you.’ The very image of high school students pointing handguns at each other (and the sound of an audience laughing at it all) was more than a little disturbing, especially given the prevalence of gun violence today.

It wasn’t just the show itself that was unsettling; it was Nia’s reaction to the show. When asked repeatedly what the show was about, her single response was that the show was centered around ‘killing.’ And she wasn’t even fazed by that statement. But you can’t blame her entirely.

According to researchers at the American Psychological Association and Livestrong, Nia’s response can be explained by the ‘desensitization’ phenomenon. This means that the more violent content children are exposed to, the more likely they are to lose their sense of compassion and the less likely they are to react to violent behavior.

While this isn’t exactly a new problem (obviously, violent TV programs didn’t just spring up), the sort of brute force depicted in K.C. Undercover is relatively new, because its content even surprises and concerns some Millennials like myself. And it seems that, if this content continues to circulate as lackadaisically as it does, the character of generations beyond Nia’s will undoubtedly be at stake.
You can reach HAYLEY PROKOS at hprokos@ucdavis.edu or on Twitter @haroulii14.

Robert E. Willett Elementary therapy dog improves student education

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HANNAH WODRICH / AGGIE

Two-year old Australian Shepherd, Levi, offers miraculous support and companionship

Leslie Whiteford, a sixth-grade teacher at Robert E. Willett Elementary School in Davis, has fostered a supportive learning and social environment for students over the past year-and-a-half with the help of her two-year-old Australian Shepherd, Levi. Beginning in Aug. 2014 when he was four-months-old, Levi assisted in Whiteford’s classroom as a therapy dog, helping students achieve astonishing goals in daily curriculum and social tasks.

Whiteford began teaching about 20 years ago, after traveling the world as a wildlife biologist. She has taught at the elementary school since 2001 and led an animal handling lab at the UC Davis Veterinary School for approximately five years. Whiteford also has bachelor degrees in both zoology and English from UC Davis.

After incorporating a therapy dog into an afterschool math program 15 years ago, Whiteford realized that therapy dogs could be helpful across all topics of study for students who struggle with learning.

“What we found was that the dog created an environment where the kids were actually engaged with the dog in the learning, without realizing how much learning they were actually doing,” Whiteford said. “Out of those seven kids at the time, six of them went up two or three grade levels in the after school program that year. So, what wasn’t happening in the classroom for them was happening with the dog.”

Therapy dogs help humans improve social, emotional and mental functioning and well-being. However, Whiteford could only find literature on therapy dogs used in reading programs. Whiteford found no research on dogs being used throughout the school day and her goal was to discover how a therapy dog could be used by all students across all academic subjects.

Levi began his first step in training as a reading therapy dog in Whiteford’s classroom. Levi then quickly graduated to helping students through writing therapy.

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LESLIE WHITEFORD / COURTESY

“I had a student that was not able to write more than three sentences, which is a struggle by sixth grade. He had good ideas, but he couldn’t get them on paper. Last year he used the dog for writing. He held the dog’s paw while he laid on the floor with a clipboard and he wrote for 45 straight minutes, two and a half pages. He leaps up and he yells, ‘Ms. Whiteford, Ms. Whiteford, look!’ He had all these pages of words that were coherent and he hadn’t been able to do that until that day when he sat down with that dog,” Whiteford said.

Levi also assists autistic children at the school. According to Whiteford, many autistic children do not have intuitive social interactions and they are not able to read and process body language from others. Through his interactions with autistic children, Levi was able to teach the students to read and interpret human body language and social cues.

“[The student] grew to the point where he was able to read when Levi was excited or when he was sleepy. And we would ask [the student] to tell us what that would look like in a human,” Whiteford said. “[He] made so much progress last year that by the end of the year he was playing card games on the playground with a group of kids. He was able to have that kind of emotional interaction and read other kids.”

Levi also helps students outside of Whiteford’s class. Hayli, a third grader at the elementary school, was diagnosed with a brain tumor last year and had to take a medical leave of absence for the past year in order to seek medical treatment. Hayli had a break in her treatment in Aug. 2015 and was able to go back to school for a portion of the year, and during that time, Levi provided Hayli with emotional support.

“When Hayli went back to school, she was really anxious and nervous and scared, because obviously her looks have changed and it had been months since she had been to school. Ms. Whiteford offered Levi to help Hayli work through that,” said Kerri Thomas, Hayli’s mother. “For the first couple of days that she was there, Levi was with her. If she ever got anxious she was able to leave class and sit with Levi and just be with him.”

Although Hayli is not in school at the moment, she still goes to visit Levi with her mother from time to time to help her overcome this difficult period. Hayli has been responding well to her radiation and chemotherapy and is expected to be back in school soon.

Levi has also been able to help students overcome nonacademic needs outside of the classroom. He creates companionship with students who may feel lonely and unmotivated to participate in physical activities with the other children. Whiteford noticed students’ social self-esteem begin to build from just walking with Levi.

Grace, a sixth grade student in Ms. Whiteford’s class, explains how Levi has helped her achieve a better grade in P.E.

“Last year, when my grandpa passed away, I was in a really emotional stage and it was really hard for me to do P.E., but then when Levi was there I got to sit with him and after a while I was able to walk a lap with him. So, Levi really helped me in that time,” Grace said.

Whiteford expresses that the most rewarding part of creating the therapy program with Levi is seeing students overcome a broad scale of problems. She explains that she puts in a lot of work with Levi, waking up at 4 a.m. everyday to make sure Levi has exercised before he comes to work in the classroom, so he can have discipline while at school. After school, Whiteford continues to work with Levi in highly specialized training, so he can be certified for hospital visitation.

“While [the work put into the program] is taxing, it is absolutely worth it,” Whiteford said. “Being a teacher is already rewarding, because you get to make a positive difference in someone’s life every single day. But being a teacher who also has a therapy dog working? That’s two of us getting a chance of every minute of everyday getting to make a positive difference in someone’s life. That’s huge!”

Written by: SHIREEN AFKARI – city@theaggie.org

Davis dog wags across stage at the annual New York dog show

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MICHAEL McGUIRE / COURTESY

Davis dog wags across stage at the annual New York dog show

Meggie, a six-year-old Berger Picard from Davis, was entered in the 140th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in New York from Feb. 15 to 16. Meggie, officially known as Champion Allstars Ellen Barkin, was bred in Virginia by the president of the Berger Picard Club of America (BPCA), Betsy Richards.

The BPCA was founded in 2006 to help grow and establish the breed in the United States. The breed, which was reportedly used once to smuggle tobacco and matches across the Franco-Belgian border, is a very old French herding type of dog.

The Picards originate from an area in France near Normandy, where warfare diminished the breed’s population to near extinction during WWI and WWII. After the wars, people returned to the area to salvage what was left of the Picards.

Last July, another historic moment occurred for the BPCA: the breed was officially recognized by the American Kennel Association and finally able to compete in dog shows and sports.

Since then, many of the dogs have competed in events across the nation, some even claiming champion titles. But even with such elite titles, no Picards have encountered anything as large as Westminster.

“When we started the club ten years ago, it was like this dream […] that one day we would be shown in Westminster,” Richards said. “It happened so fast and it’s pretty exciting!”

The dream for the club finally came true as the Picards joined the list of newly eligible breeds who would compete in the event. With over 3,000 different dogs entered from all 50 states, the show is a monumental accomplishment for the breed.

Unfortunately, none of the Picards entered in the event went on to win the “Best of Group” portion of the dog show, but winning never seemed to be the main goal.

Gail Miller Bisher, director of communications at the Westminster Kennel Club, explains that the first time a breed shows at Westminster is a historic event and represents a growing period for the newly-recognized breed.

The dog that would win best of breed and then go on to the groups will always be in that breed’s history and archives as the first dog to do that at Westminster,” Bisher said. “That is an honor and something that is just a breed record […] It is a time for building and growing and establishing.”

This too was the goal of Meggie’s owner, Jackelyn Lundy, who is a UC Davis parent and sociology and economic development alum. Lundy became interested in Picards about 10 years ago when she began looking for a dog whose breed could benefit from more puppies.

After being on a waiting list for nearly two-and-a-half years, Lundy finally crossed paths with a Picard of her own. She began showing Meggie so that others could see a Picard, since most people are unfamiliar with or have never encountered the breed.

“It’s good to get her to shows just so that other people, judges and the general public, can see a Picard and that they’re a cool breed and they’re rare and endangered, but they’re up and coming,” Lundy said.
Written By: BIANCA ANTUNEZ – city@theaggie.org

UC Davis selected to host energy-themed institute for young African leaders

Young African American fellows will visit West Village, the nation's largest planned zero-net energy community. (ZHEN LU / AGGIE)
Young African American fellows will visit West Village, the nation’s largest planned zero-net energy community. (ZHEN LU / AGGIE)

Fellows to receive hands-on experience and lectures focused on energy efficiency and conservation

The U.S. Department of State and the International Research and Exchanges Board (IREX) recently announced that 25 accomplished young African leaders selected from countries in sub-Saharan Africa are coming to UC Davis for the first energy-themed institute offered through the Mandela Washington Fellowship.

The fellowship is the flagship of President Obama’s Young African Leaders Initiative, which launched in 2010 as an investment in the next generation of African leaders.

On Feb. 9, IREX, the international nonprofit that administers the fellowship program, announced the 36 universities that will host six-week summer programs, all focused on energy conservation, business and entrepreneurship, civic leadership and public management.

At the UC Davis Specialized Institute on Energy: Pathways to Zero-Net Energy, the fellows will experience a living lab for energy efficiency, as well as seminars and lectures focused on faculty expertise and disciplines from about a dozen UC Davis institutes and research centers. These centers include the Energy Efficiency Center, which accelerates the development and commercialization of energy efficiency technologies, and the Institute of Transportation Studies, the world’s leading university center on sustainable transportation.

“UC Davis is leading the way in many aspects of sustainable and efficient energy and is ranked third in the world for sustainability by the GreenMetric World University Ranking,” said Jennie Konsella-Norene, the international funding analyst at UC Davis administering the project.

There will also be field trips and guest lectures focused on key energy organizations and the use of renewable energy. Other opportunities for the fellows include visits to green locations such as West Village, the nation’s largest planned zero-net energy community, the Honda Smart Home, one of the university’s examples of zero-net energy living, and the solar farm that generates 14 percent of UC Davis’ electricity.

The fellows will get a hands-on experience by helping install solar energy systems for low-income families, cleaning up a local watershed, performing campus energy audits and working on a community garden.

“The Mandela Washington Fellowship provides a unique opportunity for UC Davis to host and get to know a group of outstanding young people representing different countries throughout Africa,” said professor of soil science and soil microbial ecologist Kate Scow, who serves as the academic director of the institute and has worked on projects in sub-Saharan Africa for a number of years. “Our program hopes to create many exciting opportunities for the Mandela Washington Fellows to interact and have mutual exchanges with a broad variety of members of the UC Davis academic and local communities.”

Chancellor Linda P.B. Katehi believes this program will help not only the fellows’ home communities and countries, but their own UC Davis community as well.

“The institute experience at UC Davis will help these young African leaders make an impact in their home communities and countries,” Katehi said in a statement. “We also look forward to their involvement beyond the institute with the campus and especially students. We hope to learn from them and appreciate what they will bring to the campus community.”

Written by Demi Caceres – campus@theaggie.org

New UC Davis bookstore to reopen by June 6

Rendering of bookstore guest services desk on ground floor. (UC DAVIS STORES)
Rendering of bookstore guest services desk on ground floor. (UC DAVIS STORES)

Renovated facility to feature Amazon Store, e-book services desk, more boutique vendors

The UC Davis Bookstore, currently under construction, is set to reopen on June 6 with the temporary location at the ARC Pavilion vacated by mid-May, according to bookstore director Jason Lorgan and renewal project manager Carol Swafford.

The expanded facility is a result of higher student enrollment at UC Davis. Before the renewal, the UC Davis store could only house 15,000 textbooks. With the renovated bookstore, this number will be raised to 30,000.

Among the additions to the bookstore will be a new Amazon Store section, a staffed pickup location with new Amazon lockers inside the facility. According to Lorgan, this is an effort to satisfy an increasing interest in online ordering and in-store pickup of textbooks.

Lorgan said the Amazon Store will differ from the already established lockers outside the Memorial Union (MU) because students will need to notify the bookstore in order to pick up their merchandise. For the new store, students will contact the bookstore through the Amazon app and then staff members will place the merchandise in their locker for them to pick up.

According to Lorgan, this system will not only ensure the safety of purchases, but will also expand the overall use of the Amazon lockers.

“The difference is that if you order now and the lockers are full, it doesn’t [allow you to order] anymore. With the pick-up location, how it works is the [staff] doesn’t put it in the locker until you say you’re coming to get it,” Lorgan said. “The point of the staff counter is [that] if the wrong thing was ordered or damaged, there’s someone there.”

Another new feature is Access Point, a technical services desk in the bookstore created specifically in response to the emergence of e-books. It will provide help to students with technical issues with e-book resources, such as Inclusive Access.

Other additions to the bookstore include a Grab-n-Go food and drink section supplied by the ASUCD Coffee House, dressing rooms, more boutique vendors like Smashbox and seats for customers with phone charging stations.

According to Lorgan, the expanded retail space is a result of old offices on the bookstore’s ground floor moving to the fourth floor of the MU, and the removal of the basement level billiards room for additional space. The billiards room will be relocated to another section of the lower level game area.

The bookstore’s two entrances will also see changes. The new main entrance will be southeast of the store, in the external wall across from the Social Sciences and Humanities building. Another entrance will open on the west side of the bookstore, across from Freeborn Hall. The entrance that used to be inside the MU will be closed off and become windows into the store. According to Lorgan, this change is primarily to abide by the fire code.

Structurally, the bookstore will not only be larger, but safer as well. Swafford commented on the implementation of seismic bracing as one of the critical improvements in compliance with seismic codes.

The bookstore renovation is part of UC Davis’ greater MU Renewal Project, which began on March 23, 2015. The goal of the renovation is to accommodate the growing student body and to streamline the operation of UC Davis stores in numerous locations.

As part of the construction, the textbook side of the store was relocated to the upper level of the northeast corner of the Pavilion with general merchandise moved to the east wing of the MU.

For Lauren Patron, a second-year managerial economics major, the Pavilion location is frustrating for off-campus students.

“I think it’s inconvenient since it’s closer to the Segundo and Tercero residence halls, whereas most students live off-campus. I feel it should be closer to the bus stops,” Patron said.

There are students who differ in opinion, but also still believe it is ideal if the bookstore was closer.

“I personally don’t think it’s that far [for] off-campus [students,] but it definitely would be nicer to have it closer to the Quad, or to have it on the ground level,” said third-year psychology major Yang Ong.

Initially, the bookstore was slated to reopen in Fall 2015, but faced constant delays. Lorgan and Swafford admitted their disappointment in the delay, citing complications from unexpected infrastructure problems.

“There was infrastructure under the building, like sewer lines, that we were not aware of before the start of the project,” Lorgan said. “[The delay was] primarily caused by the fact that this is a really old building and the records were only on paper.”

Rendering of new cash registers on lower level. (UC DAVIS STORES)
Rendering of new cash registers on lower level. (UC DAVIS STORES)
Rendering of new Grab-N-Go section with food supplied by the CoHo. (UC DAVIS STORES)
Rendering of new Grab-N-Go section with food supplied by the CoHo. (UC DAVIS STORES)
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Rendering of new boutique counter on ground floor. (UC DAVIS STORES)
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Rendering of new fitting rooms on the ground floor. (UC DAVIS STORES)

Written by: Yvonne Leong – campus@theaggie.org

 

Photo of the Week: 2/24/2016

My first photo assignment for The Aggie! (NICKI PADAR / AGGIE)
My first photo assignment for The Aggie! (NICKI PADAR / AGGIE)

UC Davis avoids sweep with Sunday win

CIERA PASTUREL / AGGIE
CIERA PASTUREL / AGGIE

Aggie sports reporter Michael Martinez gives a play-by-play analysis of the Aggies’ first series of 2016

The UC Davis baseball team started its season off against the Portland Pilots at Dobbins Stadium on Feb. 19. Day one of the season saw the Ags lose 12-0 with Portland’s Wilcox picking up the win and junior pitcher Zach Stone taking the loss.

Unfortunately, the game took a turn for the worse for the Aggies in the second inning.

Stone took the mound for the first start of the season and, after getting out of a tough first inning, Stone allowed seven runs on five hits in the second.

The second started with a leadoff walk and the Pilots rallied with one out. All of Portland’s hits were singles but came with runners in scoring position. After two innings, the Aggies were down 7-0.

Stone was replaced by freshman pitcher Blake Hannah in the top of the third. Hannah gave up four runs on three hits in the top of the fourth, but coach Matt Vaughn was impressed with the freshman’s ability to throw strikes.

“I liked Blake Hannah’s outing on Friday,” Vaughn said. “Even though he gave up some runs, he threw strikes [and] he didn’t walk anybody.”

The Aggies were set down quickly in the first three innings and did not pick up their first hit until the bottom of the fourth with a bunt single by junior transfer shortstop Jacob Thomas.

Through four innings, the Aggies faced a 10-run deficit.

The sixth inning showed flashes of offense from both teams. Unluckily for the Aggies, Portland was able to bring across two more runs as they started the inning off with a triple.

The Aggies had runners on second and third with one out in the bottom half of the sixth. Thomas singled down to left field line and advanced to second on the throw, which got sophomore left fielder Alex Aguiar to third who reached base on an error. The team looked to capitalize, but a flyout and strikeout ended the inning.

Portland’s senior pitcher Jordan Wilcox would finish his day in the sixth after allowing three hits, no runs and striking out six Aggies.

After six innings, the Aggies were down 12-0, and the neither team managed to put more runs across the plate after. Both teams went down quietly through the seventh and eighth innings.

Hannah’s outing ended after the eighth inning as the freshman threw six innings, giving up five runs on seven hits while striking out six.

The bottom of the ninth saw the Aggies with runners on second and third once again but this time with no outs. Junior right fielder Ryan Hooper got walked and junior outfield Mark Cardinalli doubled as a pinch hitter. Once again, the Aggies failed to execute and were shut out by the Pilots with only four hits in the game.

The second day of the season started at 11 a.m. on Saturday with a double header against the Pilots and Aggies.

Sophomore pitcher Matt Blais got the start in place of senior pitcher Spencer Henderson, who was sidelined with an injury.

Blais gave up a run in the first inning to give the Pilots an early 1-0 lead. Portland’s Hummel picked up another RBI with his double.

CIERA PASTUREL / AGGIE
CIERA PASTUREL / AGGIE

The Aggies made some noise in the first inning but left three runners on base, and the team followed up a good start with an even better second inning. The Aggies picked up two runs off a double by Thomas who scored Aguiar and sophomore middle infielder Brad Pluschkell.

The Aggies made quick work of the Pilots in the top of the third and found their offense rolling once again. The team added four runs on four hits and one error for a 6-0 lead through three innings. Redshirt junior Mason Novak, Pluschkell, and Aguiar picked up RBIs off base hits.  Freshman center fielder Garrett Kelly knocked his first RBI of his collegiate career on a fielder’s choice.

After a three solid innings by Blais, the Pilots finally got to him but the Aggies’ defense let him down as well. In the top of the fourth, as the Pilots’ lead off hitter got on an error by Thomas. Then, the Pilots hitters found a way to knock in runners in scoring position. The Pilots finished the inning with four runs on threes hits and one error, but wouldn’t stop their scoring there.

The Aggies went down quietly in their half of the fourth inning after Portland’s starter, sophomore pitcher Kevin Baker, was replaced by junior pitcher Davis Tominaga. In the fifth, Portland knocked Blais out of the game with runners on first and second. Blais went four and one third innings, giving up six runs but only four of those were earned, on seven hits.

Redshirt freshman pitcher Robert Garcia replaced Blais and walked his first hitter to load the bases. The Pilots scored their lone run off a balk by Garcia who struck out a batter and got a ground out to end the inning. In the bottom half, the Aggies could not find any offense, and, through five innings, the scored was tied at six.

In the top of the sixth, the Aggies allowed two of the three runs to score off of throwing errors. The defense hurt the Aggies and the Pilots managed to add their third run off a base hit to take the lead 9-6.

Once the lead was in Portland’s favor, the Aggies offense continued downward. The bottom of the sixth showed some hope but the team failed to score, and through innings seven, eight and nine, the team only got two hits.

The Aggies would lose game one of the double header, 9-6, after an early 6-0 lead. Garcia took the loss after pitching four and two thirds innings, giving up three runs on two hits and striking out five. Garcia took a tough loss as he gave up no earned runs. The team looked to pick their offense back up in the second half of the day.

Junior pitcher Justin Mullins got the second start of the day. Mullins struck out two in his first inning but had one blemish in giving up a solo big fly to right field to senior designated hitter Grant Taylor. But the Aggies answered back with a three spot of their own.

Aguiar led off the inning with a double and Thomas followed it up with a single. Senior right fielder Tanner Bily got the team’s first RBI of the young season on a fielder’s choice to short. Bily stole second after he got on to put himself in scoring position.

Redshirt freshman third baseman Ryan Anderson doubled down the left field line to score Bily for the Aggies’ second run of the inning. Anderson would get to third base on a wild pitch and score the third run of the inning after the catcher  made a throwing error trying to throw him out at third.

The Pilots added a run off two early errors in the top of the second. The Aggies were retired in the bottom of the second.

Both teams were set down one, two, three in the third inning and the Ags led 3-2. The Pilots were able to tie the game up with a leadoff triple and a single to follow it up in the top of the fourth. But UC Davis answered right back as Novak doubled to put himself and Cardinalli in scoring position. Pluschkell grounded out the the third baseman to score Cardinalli and retake the lead, 4-3.

In Portland’s half of the sixth inning, Mullins was still pitching in the game. But the sophomore gave up a leadoff single and two consecutive doubles to allow Hummel to knock two RBIs. Mullins would give up a single to Wade, which scored Hummel and ended Mullins’ day.

Freshman pitcher Chris Brown replaced Mullins and was able to get a double play to get the Aggies out of the inning.

The bottom of the seventh saw the Aggies get a double from Pluschkell to start the inning, but the sophomore was picked off at second base. Aguiar singled and got to second base on a balk, while Thomas advanced him to third from an error by the Pilots. The Aggies could not score Aguiar from third and left two runners on base.

In the top of the ninth, freshman Joey Chapman replaced Brown who got one out in the inning. Chapman walked two batters, one of which allowed a runner to cross the plate. The Aggies made no noise in the bottom of the ninth and lost the second game of the day 7-4.

Mullins went five and one third innings, allowing six runs and five earned runs on eight hit while tallying eight strikeouts in his loss. Brown threw three innings and allowed one run which was unearned on no hits and a walk. Brown struck out four.

“Chris Brown [on Saturday], he came in for three innings and did a really good job,”  Vaughn said. “[He] kept the game close so that we could hopefully get back in it, which we didn’t.”

After having the early lead in boths games and out hitting the Pilots, the Aggies took two tough losses, in part to seven errors in both games combined, in part to some early season jitters.

“We were tight; we didn’t play the game the right way,” Vaughn said.

The team looked for some redemption on Sunday with senior pitcher Nat Hamby taking the mound.

Hamby’s first three innings were solid as he gave up just one hit through three innings, while the Aggies put two on the board in the bottom of the first inning.

Aguiar was hit by a pitch to lead off the game and then came around to score off a sacrifice fly to center by Anderson. Cardinalli picked up an RBI off a single to score Bily, who stole second base. The Aggies led 2-0 through the first three innings.

Hamby’s fourth inning was a little rocky. He gave up a double to Portland to start the inning and the next batter switched places with a double of his own to knock in the Pilots’ first run. A single and a throwing error allowed Portland to pick up two more runs and take a 3-2 lead.

“Innings like that, it’s easy to break down, but one thing you’ve got to make sure is you [have] to get to the next pitch,” Hamby said.

Hamby came back strong in the fifth inning, not letting the earlier inning affect him.

“That’s when those long innings roll over into other long innings,” Hamby said. “If you shut it down and make sure that guy on second and third doesn’t score, that next inning it slows their momentum down again.”

The Aggies tied the game up in the bottom of the fifth, 3-3, with a groundout from Pluschkell who scored freshman center fielder Alex Roeser

Hamby continued to pitch strong for the Ags in the top of the sixth but was replaced after walking a batter. Hamby left runners on first and third with two outs for sophomore Blake Peters, who got a ground out to end the inning.

In the bottom of the sixth, the Aggies played some small ball by adding a run with a sacrifice bunt by freshman catcher Logan Delholm. Delholm scored Anderson, who reached on an error and was advanced to third off a single by Novak.

The Aggies took the lead, 4-3, heading into the top of the seventh.

Peters retired the side in the top of the seventh and looked really strong. He gave up a leadoff walk in the top of the eighth but got the next batter to ground out into a double play. Peters allowed a hit, but the next batter flew out to get the Aggies into the bottom of the eighth.

“I’m not happy about the leadoff walk in the eighth,” Vaughn said.  “But he’s got a great sinking fastball and he gets a lot of ground balls.”

Peters came into the top of ninth still ready to go and help the team pick up their first victory.

“Same old [thing],” Peters said. “Another inning, another batter, another pitch. Just continue to let my defense work, just keep working with the catcher and keep trusting what the coach calls.”

Peters did just that as he was able to get three outs and send the Pilots home with a loss, while giving the Aggies their first win on the season.

“We’re a young team so it feels good to get the first one under our belt,” Peters said. “[We have to] keep going from here, hopefully to build on [the win].”

Not only is it the Aggies first win on the season, but Vaughn picked up his 100th career win as head coach of the UC Davis men’s baseball team.

“Fifth year, that’s no big deal,” Vaughn said. “It’s just our first win of the season, that’s the big deal.”
Written by Michael Martinez – sports@theaggie.org

Resistance through expression

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HANNAH WODRICH / AGGIE

Spoken word auditions to be held at CCC

Today, Feb. 24, the Cross Cultural Center (CCC) will be holding spoken word auditions for pieces to be performed at an event hosted by the Radical Artistic Decolonization (R.A.D.), a student-initiated space that focuses on fighting oppression through artistic mediums. Their event, “R.A.D. 2016: Resistance through Expression,” will take place on March 30.

The goal of the event is to provide students with a space to voice their opinions through art and to show the effectiveness of certain art forms in addressing social issues. The auditions are not restricted to spoken word; students who are interested in singing, acting and reciting poetry are also encouraged to audition.

Vannalee Cayabyab, a first-year political science major and a campus climate coordinator volunteer intern at the CCC, explains that she wants to incorporate as many students in the auditions as possible.

“I came up with the idea to hold auditions because I thought it was important to obtain as much student involvement for the event because students should have the ability to freely express themselves at the university about the social issues concerning the student body everyday,” Cayabyab said.

Students have a lot to say about to current events. Tina Yang, third-year human development and psychology double major, believes there are a plethora of issues going on that most people tend to ignore or forget.

“Everyone went crazy when the terrorist attacks in Paris happened, but no one seems to care about the recent Boko Haram attacks in Nigeria that killed a ton of innocent women and children,” Yang said. “We even had instances on campus with swastikas being graffitied on frat houses and cars, but people seem to forget too easily. [It is] nice to have [auditions] like this where people can discuss these issues and remind others of their impact.”

These auditions will not only bring to light various issues faced by students, but will also showcase the talent many students possess. Elly Oltersdorf, a Campus Climate and Community Outreach coordinator at the CCC and a third-year history major, explains that this audition will provide a space for fellow artists to meet and collaborate.

“We want this to not only be an intersectional space for activists, but a networking space for artists focusing on social justice,” Oltersdorf said.  

Like Yang, Oltersdorf believes there are many issues on campus that are not particularly visible. Issues happening on-campus and abroad are the driving force behind much student artwork.

“We are looking for performances that address systems of oppression not only in a broad sense, but here in UC Davis,” Oltersdorf said. “We are often sold [to] the idea that Davis is an incredibly inclusive and diverse space when our personal experience can reveal otherwise.”

If you are interested in attending the spoken word auditions, they will be at the CCC today at 6 p.m. For more information, please visit the “R.A.D. 2016: Resistance through Expression” Facebook page.   

 

WRITTEN BY: Krishan Mithal – arts@theaggie.org

‘Deadpool’ Review

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JOE LEDERER / TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX FILM CORPORTATION

A romantic love story, a comedy full of sexual innuendos, a gory horror and a stereotypical action movie — all in one fantastic package

From the “skull emoji poop emoji L” billboard and the promo photos of Deadpool holding a gun at his crotch, I knew I would have a lot of good things to say about the movie before it was even released. From the first opening credits, my speculations were confirmed: I loved this movie.

Deadpool isn’t just a stereotypical action movie. It’s a romantic love story, a comedy full of sexual innuendos, a gory horror and a stereotypical action movie. It contains every action flick cliché — the slow-motion cars flipping, explosions left and right, unreal fight scenes and that one-handed superhero landing that’s gotta be hell on the knees — and it’s aware of that. It’s a conventional action movie that makes fun of that fact. The movie’s self-awareness is especially showcased in the breaking of the fourth wall scenes, a characteristic that anyone who has read the comics knows Deadpool is notorious for.

But the best thing about the movie was that I could completely relate to Wade Wilson more than any other hero or anti-hero that Marvel has given us a movie about; he’s someone that the average Joe can identify with. He gets bored during taxi rides, forgets whether he left the stove on, screams the F-word repeatedly during stressful situations and understands that pizza makes everything better. With Deadpool, we no longer have to relate to superheroes who are invincible (I’m looking at you, Superman).

The only reservation I have about recommending this movie is its R rating. I wouldn’t recommend Deadpool if you’ve got hang-ups about a few sex scenes, some bloody gore and cursing — especially cursing. This film earns a well-deserved R rating for foul language — even a sailor could learn a few creative curses.

But, other than that, I would recommend this movie to anyone and everyone. Marvel pro tip: stay till the very end of the credits. Trust me — everyone will judge you if you walk out before the lights turn on.

 

WRITTEN BY: Sofie Bates – arts@theaggie.org

Humor: Obama’s list of potential replacements for Justice Scalia

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SHAWN CALHOUN / FLICKR

The death of Justice Antonin Scalia has left a gaping hole in the Supreme Court bench. Obama has been working tirelessly to come up with a list of replacements for when the Senate is back in session and can vote on a nominee. Here are the President’s top choices:

  1. Vanessa Hudgens

After her performance as Rizzo in Grease: Live! on Fox, who wouldn’t want her to be a Supreme Court Justice? I know what you’re thinking: is she even relevant? ARE YOU JOKING? The woman was half of Zanessa and stole all of our hearts in 2006 when she played Gabriella Montez in High School Musical. So there’s no doubt she’ll also steal America’s heart as the newest judge on the bench. It’s true, her Coachella outfits have been a little insensitive (cultural appropriation much?) but as upholder of the Constitution, I’m sure her outfits will be tamer going forward. And yeah, as justice, she’ll still be rocking out at music festivals.

  1. An ear of corn

As William Shakespeare once wrote in Julius Caesar, “Lend me your ears [of corn].” And if Bill needs it, so does the United States of America. The only issue with this possible replacement would be a hungry Justice — we’re looking at you, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

  1.  Doge

Much dog. Very justice. Wow.

  1. The guy who sings the opening Zulu vocals in the Circle of Life

His name is Lebo M, and you probably best know him by the popular line: “Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama” from Disney’s The Lion King. And you have undoubtedly subjected a cat to this song as you lifted them in the air, as if they were Simba, and sang at the top of your lungs. Why should you want Lebo? He promised to sing me to bed every night if Obama nominates him as justice. Please Obama, I need this.

  1. A severed hand

It’s a literal hand of justice. Need I say more?

You can reach ALEX GUZMÁN at almguzman@ucdavis.edu and on Twitter @cactasss.